What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

Mr Benevolent · 26-07-2011 12:10PM

danniemcq wrote: »

What if you are a boxer?

Ah, so you're 16. Carry on.

danniemcq · 26-07-2011 12:10PM

Hells Belle wrote: »

Are you serious? You're complaining about not being able to hit women. FFS.

I smell virgins galore of this thread :pac:

pinch of salt needed with my last post, spanking though.....

ItsNoAlias · 26-07-2011 12:12PM

Their inability to understand The Wire (not applicable to all women).
Not taking what I say literally and being offended.
In a pub situation, thinking I am coming into them because I have acknowledged their existance.:mad:
Inane things they speak about: (I do not care that your friends boyfriend was looking at another of your friends and ignoring his girlfriend).
The blank stare I get if I mention anything to do with science/math/books/music

(This is most people and not technically the opposite sex).

ArphaRima · 26-07-2011 12:15PM

you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something

Do it yourself. I'm watching TV.

moomooman · 26-07-2011 12:16PM

They're just so huggy and sweet and adorable I cant possibly get infuriated

kfallon · 26-07-2011 12:17PM

No women seemed to enjoy The Office or even get it :rolleyes:

Frank Black · 26-07-2011 12:17PM

Man has affair: What a selfish pr;ick. No loyalty, no respect for anyone else. All men are [EMAIL="b@stards"]b@stards[/EMAIL].

Woman has affair: Obviously her husband wasn’t attending to her emotional needs/paying her enough attention forcing her seek solace elsewhere. All men are b@stards.

what.to.do · 26-07-2011 12:19PM

Just because I talk to you does not mean I want to do you.

AAAAAAAAAAND men always get to be the big spoon. I HATE being the little spoon!

chicken fingers · 26-07-2011 12:19PM

Confab wrote: »

Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

Is it illegal?
I hit my OH all the time and she hits me even more!
We have a passionate violent relationship, thats just how it is.

What does cutting off genitals have to do with countering violence?

Nothing infuriates me about my gf, we actually laugh at the stereotypes mentioned in this thread when we see them.

If she wants to talk to me she will talk to me plainly and if I know she does/doesn't want me to do something I will/won't do it!

Logical Fallacy · 26-07-2011 12:20PM

Caraville wrote: »

I hate that you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something before it gets done,

You do realise in the time it takes you to ask someone something a million times you could have done it yourself and made him a sandwich?

danniemcq · 26-07-2011 12:21PM

Confab wrote: »

Ah, so you're 16. Carry on.

no, way off the mark, she is though

Ickle Magoo · 26-07-2011 12:25PM

People who have abysmal taste in partners and then use their negative experiences as fertiliser to grow an enormous chip on their shoulder about an entire gender - 99.9999% of which they have never met.

That goes for both genders, btw.

Feeona · 26-07-2011 12:25PM

Circle jerks. Something very herd like about them.

Dravokivich · 26-07-2011 12:26PM

danniemcq wrote: »

no, way off the mark, she is though

has she just told you she's 16, unless you've proof she may be 12...

Scanlas The 2nd · 26-07-2011 12:26PM

Caraville wrote: »

I hate that you have to tell the majority of men a MILLION times to do something before it gets done, but that the woman ends up being "a nag" when the man eventually does it.

(Actually I generally find the company of men easier than the company of women, that's just one thing that bugs me about men).

I think that happens because things being neat and tidy around the house is more important to more women than men. Men often don't get the payoff (emotionally) from doing these things that women do. I think that's why women end up doing most of the housework, because they get more pleasure from the end result than men.

It could be argued that a much of the house cleaning should be done by the person who gets the benefit of it being done. If one person doesn't care either way if there is some dust on the table then why should that person have to clean it. They are perfectly happy with the dust on the table. Maybe the person who does care about it should do it themselves.

kfallon · 26-07-2011 12:26PM

Feeona wrote: »

Circle jerks. Something very herd like about them.

Like bukkake?

Logical Fallacy · 26-07-2011 12:27PM

Feeona wrote: »

Circle jerks. Something very herd like about them.

What's the female equivalent of this i have always wondered.

Elliptical Flicks?

ArphaRima · 26-07-2011 12:28PM

Feeona wrote: »

Circle jerks. Something very herd like about them.

That's boarding school for you

Mr. Denton · 26-07-2011 12:28PM

I hate how they smell so good.

Frankly I'm hardly getting any sleep these days what with the amount of stalking I have to do after work.

danniemcq · 26-07-2011 12:29PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

has she just told you she's 16, unless you've proof she may be 12...

Really?!

giggidy

Feeona · 26-07-2011 12:31PM

fluffer wrote: »

That's boarding school for you

or After Hours!

carefulnow100 · 26-07-2011 12:32PM

I hate the way some women SOME WOMEN take the time of the month thing to a new level.

I know you're in pain, **** if I was bleeding from the tip of me lad for four days I id be pissed too, but do not give out to me and try to start arguments for six hours about your insecurities.
Especially when we talked about them last month, and the month before.

And the month before too.

fonecrusher1 · 26-07-2011 12:36PM

Annoys the sh!t out of me how some women will literally spend an hour+ talking on the phone....is it just me or is that a ridiculous amount of time to spend on the phone???

Women who will insist on watching emmerdale, coronation street & eastenders one after the other. Thats an hour & a half of dreary, mind-numbing tv bile. Lifes too short.

Ever sit next to a girl who gets weepy when theres an 'emotional' bit in Grays Anatomy???? Its a tv program, get a fcukin grip.

mcmoustache · 26-07-2011 12:39PM

Confab wrote: »

He is always right. Depend on it.

Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

Hells Belle wrote: »

Are you serious? You're complaining about not being able to hit women. FFS.

I smell virgins galore of this thread :pac:

I don't think he was serious... I hope I'm right about this...

looky loo · 26-07-2011 12:40PM

ItsNoAlias wrote: »

Their inability to understand The Wire (not applicable to all women).
Not taking what I say literally and being offended.
In a pub situation, thinking I am coming into them because I have acknowledged their existance.:mad:
Inane things they speak about: (I do not care that your friends boyfriend was looking at another of your friends and ignoring his girlfriend).
The blank stare I get if I mention anything to do with science/math/books/music (This is most people and not technically the opposite sex).

I'm a woman and I loved 'The Wire', I also read tons of books...am currently seeking the box set of 'Oz', so if anyone has it at a reasonable price..let me know.

mcmoustache · 26-07-2011 12:41PM

carefulnow100 wrote: »

I hate the way some women SOME WOMEN take the time of the month thing to a new level.

I know you're in pain, **** if I was bleeding from the tip of me lad for four days I id be pissed too, but do not give out to me and try to start arguments for six hours about your insecurities.
Especially when we talked about them last month, and the month before.

And the month before too.

Careful now...

El Horseboxo · 26-07-2011 12:43PM

How they've turned all my mates into rarely seen bitches.

Fremen · 26-07-2011 12:43PM

Confab wrote: »

Umm, it's illegal to raise your fist to anyone, regardless of sex or age. If you can't control yourself I suggest castration.

I would kick your ass in rock, paper, scissors.

py2006 · 26-07-2011 12:44PM

Their complete inability to understand what equality actually means!!

More to it than money, my dear! :rolleyes:

mcmoustache · 26-07-2011 12:44PM

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Women who will insist on watching emmerdale, coronation street & eastenders one after the other. Thats an hour & a half of dreary, mind-numbing tv bile. Lifes too short.

That would be a deal-breaker for me. Those bloody soaps are retarded. They recycle story lines with bad actors and the worst part is that they never end.

People who are into soaps are always the least interesting people in the world.

What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

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