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Dilynnio · 05-05-2011 06:22PM

serenacat wrote: »

HAHAHA I read this thread hilarious and am very glad I don't have FB now!!
reminds me of why I deleted my account!
Also you can delete your account, some people think you can deactivate it only but there is a way to delete it altogether...(just saying)

How exactly? Im interested!!!

serenacat · 05-05-2011 06:39PM

Dilynnio wrote: »

How exactly? Im interested!!!

https://www.facebook.com/help/contact.php?show_form=delete_account copy and paste this link

FB make it hard to delete your account completely

ratmouse · 05-05-2011 07:59PM

"my dog's just back from being neutered at the vets. Doing well but a little off form." Like, what the hell is all that about?

cantdecide · 05-05-2011 08:08PM

Anything that that describes how the poster is feeling and ends with "......right now".

eg:

"feeling a little down right now"

YOCK!!!

05-05-2011 08:22PM

Checking the ol facebook feed this morning before work and I stumble across this from late last night......

"Goodbye cruel world x"
31 comments, 1 like (???)

:eek: <-- pretty much my expression at something so seemingly dramatic so early in the morning

*le click*

"??"
"wtf chick??"
"what are you doing you cant be serious?"
"omg babes ring me dont be silly whatevas up i love you"
"fckkkkk why are you not answering ur phone this cant be for real"
"what the hell i cant get through to you im coming round now hold on chick"
etc
etc
etc

approx 8am this morning...up pops the OP in all of this with:
"aww sorry you guys I just had a bad day and was going to bed thats all!! turned my phone off for a good nights sleep! didn't mean to scare uz but awk uz all care so much about me thats soo sweet, thanks guys

xxxx"

Boards does not have a suitable smilie to convey my expression at this point, but I'm sure you can imagine....some people should just not be allowed to use communication tools unsupervised! Goes without saying this person has been removed from my friends for being such a dimwit...

Thatnastyboy · 05-05-2011 08:28PM

^^ :eek:

that was intentional! attention seeking arseface that person.

not only should you un-friend

you should...

BLAST THEM WITH PISS, SH1T, ACID and anything else blastable

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 05-05-2011 09:05PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Checking the ol facebook feed this morning before work and I stumble across this from late last night......

"Goodbye cruel world x"
31 comments, 1 like (???)

:eek: <-- pretty much my expression at something so seemingly dramatic so early in the morning

*le click*

"??"
"wtf chick??"
"what are you doing you cant be serious?"
"omg babes ring me dont be silly whatevas up i love you"
"fckkkkk why are you not answering ur phone this cant be for real"
"what the hell i cant get through to you im coming round now hold on chick"
etc
etc
etc

approx 8am this morning...up pops the OP in all of this with:
"aww sorry you guys I just had a bad day and was going to bed thats all!! turned my phone off for a good nights sleep! didn't mean to scare uz but awk uz all care so much about me thats soo sweet, thanks guys xxxx"

Boards does not have a suitable smilie to convey my expression at this point, but I'm sure you can imagine....some people should just not be allowed to use communication tools unsupervised! Goes without saying this person has been removed from my friends for being such a dimwit...

A classic method,like-

"IM FED UP WITH THIS PLACE,IM CLOSING MY ACCOUNT,THANKS EVERYONE"

*followed by we miss you comments.

week later-

"HI EVERYONE"

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 05-05-2011 09:08PM

"click/like/share this status if you have being affected by...

STIG83 · 07-05-2011 01:11PM

On my newsfeed yesterday, "wish the social wellfare would hurry up with my money"

Pauleta · 07-05-2011 01:47PM

"Facebook is sh!t"

What are you doing on it then

Richard Hillman · 23-07-2011 02:48PM

"God id love to no how dem musiulm women can wear them siuts god i have d a dress on an im sweatin could only imagane how hot she was god love her"

TheNardDawg · 23-07-2011 03:08PM

By now i have the thick people either hidden from my news feed or unfriended.

But one thing that really makes me laugh is girls commenting on each others photos...one of them puts up a photo of herself say at a wedding or whatever...then you have her friends commenting "stunning hun xxx" or "OMG you look fab xxx", when they clearly f*cking aren't stunning or fab looking....

Another is people saying "happy birthday" to each other on it....get a life...if they are good enough friends for you to say that to you should have their number to text or call them to say it...if it wasn't for Facebook you wouldn't have a clue it was their birthday or have any contact with them...

7sr2z3fely84g5 · 23-07-2011 03:16PM

Statues with people telling where they are at the moment,thats grand for the potential thief's to break in and clear out the place

TheNardDawg · 23-07-2011 03:23PM

Some people think they have to take 100 photos of every single event/gig/match/night out they attend and upload them...they also feel the need to put a status up telling boasting about what a great time they had, whether it's true or not...

"OMG Oxegen best weekend ever sooo wrecked roll on next year"

Translation:

"Spent the weekend at Oxegen and had a miserable time in the mud, tent got robbed by skangers and had to sleep in the car with 5 other smelly people, but i haven't got the stones to admit i wasted €500 on a **** weekend"

antodeco · 23-07-2011 03:28PM

^^None of that happened to me! You not able to go or something??

TheNardDawg · 23-07-2011 04:08PM

antodeco wrote: »

^^None of that happened to me! You not able to go or something??

Went once alright, but there were too many skangers called "anto" and "deco" there for my liking...each to their own though

Lux23 · 23-07-2011 04:44PM

TheNardDawg wrote: »

But one thing that really makes me laugh is girls commenting on each others photos...one of them puts up a photo of herself say at a wedding or whatever...then you have her friends commenting "stunning hun xxx" or "OMG you look fab xxx", when they clearly f*cking aren't stunning or fab looking....

Yea, I have to fight the urge to post something like 'they look like two pigs fighting in a dress'. People seem to say to really ugly bitches more too.

G_R · 23-07-2011 04:45PM

I just saw this gem:

"Awh fml forgot to sign on yesterday, the cunts better pay me ha"

The above was in text speak but i couldn't bring my self to reproduce it that way.

And also, you are too lazy to go find yourself a job, and you got like 50 points in the leaving so you can't go to college, yet the the DSW gives you (doesn't pay you) free money, and you call them cunts?

Would you ever fuck off and stop moaning. It pains me to think that I'm paying tax towards your upkeep.

And before the pc brigade role on with its hard to find work etc etc, this girl is one of those people who uses 'there's a recession on, don't ya know' as an excuse to not bother looking for a job. I can't imagine any sane minded person would employ her anyway!

/rant over

Eoin_Sheehy · 23-07-2011 04:57PM

I instantly despise anyone who posts on a Sunday night: "Monday tomorrow :-(" Of course I know it's Monday tomorrow and of course you're going to have to go back to school or work like every other Monday!

Worse still is if they post it like this: "M0nd@y 2m0rr0vv D-:"
Actually anyone who types like that is instantly deleted.

AhSureTisGrand · 23-07-2011 04:58PM

"Having a blast on holiday"

"The weather's so much nicer here"

"Omg the drinks in American McDonald's are massive"

"Chillin in the pool"

"Off to the beach"

Stop lying you cùnt. You're on Facebook every hour because you're having a terrible holiday

IvyTheTerrible · 23-07-2011 05:06PM

Ephraim Wailing Indigo wrote: »

Statues with people telling where they are at the moment,thats grand for the potential thief's to break in and clear out the place

And those eejits are the very ones who say "Oh I'm moving to google plus, cos like they make it sooooo much easier to keep stuff private" :rolleyes:

TheNardDawg · 23-07-2011 05:08PM

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

"Having a blast on holiday"

"The weather's so much nicer here"

"Omg the drinks in American McDonald's are massive"

"Chillin in the pool"

"Off to the beach"

Stop lying you cùnt. You're on Facebook every hour because you're having a terrible holiday

No no there's no such thing as not enjoying an event or holiday on Facebook, everything is the best thing ever..until the next thing, see?

languagenerd · 23-07-2011 07:38PM

Someone on my friends list posted another friend's name as her status. She meant to type it into the search box. *facepalm*

What makes it worse is that it was a person who she probably hasn't seen since school... and she spelled it wrong :P

Dudess · 23-07-2011 08:38PM

So you guys obviously dislike these people about whom you bitch - any reason why you won't delete them? No guts or the risk of your friend count being decreased...?

Mammanabammana · 23-07-2011 08:38PM

Ephraim Wailing Indigo wrote: »

Statues with people telling where they are at the moment,thats grand for the potential thief's to break in and clear out the place

Wouldn't that mean the potential thief would have to be on the person's friends list and be good enough friends with them to actually know where their house is? Doesn't sound terribly high risk to me tbh.

AnamGlas · 23-07-2011 09:56PM

Something along the lines of "AAAAAAHH, my guitar is seriously out of tune"

Which probably would be sorted by now if you tuned it instead of posting a fcuking status about it.

123balltv · 23-07-2011 10:10PM

I'm not on facebook thank God
but my friends tell me other peoples status like I care
I was told Mary was at the beach but I saw her in her driveway
washing her car , Johnny was supposed to be having a ball but outside
facebook he was buying bread and milk in centra

Duddy · 23-07-2011 10:19PM

"OFFICIAL PETITION. WuN MiLlYun LyKeS aNd FaCeBoOk wIlL ChAnGe BaCk tHe" (insert any recent change to Facebook that a fúcking idiot would find difficult)

A chav censor, there'd be a great fúcking app.

Crazy Horse 6 · 23-07-2011 10:20PM

The one thing im looking forward to when the world comes to an end in 2012 is no more facebook.

sock puppet · 23-07-2011 10:31PM

Dudess wrote: »

So you guys obviously dislike these people about whom you bitch - any reason why you won't delete them? No guts or the risk of your friend count being decreased...?

Not necessarily. Anonymity brings out the worst in some.

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