What's the worst/most embarassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

22-01-2003 09:58PM

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What's the worst/most embarassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

Just wondering what drunken debauchery people have got up to..
Ever ****e in the middle of your mates living room? or piss in their bins?

One of my mates was staying in another mates house one night. He arrived into the parents bedroom at 3am in nothing but a pair of Y-fronts and a pair of socks (sleep walking). He got into bed with them anyway. Needless to say he wasn't invited to stay again.

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#2 22-01-2003 11:15PM

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Told my best friend I loved her "but not in a bad way" (was excessively drunk at the time).

See also:
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=668594
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=76728

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#3 22-01-2003 11:57PM

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at a house party, puked into a brown paper bag, which-burst !way hey!!

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#4 23-01-2003 12:41AM

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#5 23-01-2003 09:41AM

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Rearranged furniture, slept on the kitchen table (twice), slept with the dog, slept on the front lawn, left my wallet in the fridge, streaked, bonnet-hopping on cars etc etc etc. Pretty tame really.

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#6 23-01-2003 10:43AM

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erm

check syxpaks' sig :P

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#7 23-01-2003 11:43AM

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slept on a bench in a back garden, puked when moved

slept with an ex (apparently...)

God, the list would take a SQL database and an .asp front end...thank God I don't drink much anymore

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#8 23-01-2003 03:00PM

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had moved house just a few days when i went on the tear.....

woke up the next morning on the couch of me old house,got up and left b4 the new owners woke up.

ps, i still had the old house key which i forgot to give back.

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#9 23-01-2003 04:25PM

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Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Interesting Avatar tbh.

Quite sexual.

Thanks Mercury... i think...

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#10 23-01-2003 05:06PM

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I fell down the stairs in a nite club one time when I was, lets say.... very intoxicated,...... then argued with the bouncer and my friend for about half an hour that there was a step missing.

Funny thing was that my friend stopped me from getting thrown out. Embarrassing that, really embarrassing!!!

its over 2 years ago it happened and my mate still slags me off about it.

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#11 23-01-2003 07:26PM

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My B-day last year.. Went for dinner with the family, drank wine, did all the civilities... Went to meet my mates for a few pints.. drank an insane amount of pints.

The lads thought it would be funny if they bought me a glass containing :: 2 red aftershock, 2 jagermeister, 2 goldschlager. they told me it was vodka and coke and that i was to throw it back. I knew it wasn't but in the spirit of the night I drank it.

I thought it was cool that it didn't have any effect on me so they bought me another one five minutes later. I drank it too and made my way to the jacks for a johnny duke. To the best of my recollection I fell and everytime the black in the jacks picked me up I just fell back down, so he put me sitting in a chair in the jacks (and I'm a big bloke btw 6"4'). I rang one of my mates and two of them came up and carried me out. We went down the stairs and the had to count the steps out for me "one,two,one,two".

To put the icing on the cake. We got to the door.. i was asleep... the head bouncer whom i knew said to walk me up and down Camden St for a while so that i could clear my head. just then i woke up and slurred

Walk?... Walk?... I can hardly ****ing stand!!

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#12 23-01-2003 10:38PM

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A friend of my sisters went out one night and gettting kind of drunk (as you do), saw this woman in the pub and that he new and said "I've been meaning to tell you-I 've been in love with you for ages" and then started to walk away. But then he thought 'I have to do something this' and promptly turned,got down on on knee and asked her to marry him. Which is funny enough , but even funnier, shes married. And it was up in small town Donegal, so he never hears the end of it!

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#13 24-01-2003 01:20AM

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Originally posted by Mercury_Tilt
Interesting Avatar tbh.

Quite sexual.

Merc, you really need to get laid:D. Stop asking out everyone on boards who seems female (or keep going - hey, if you don't try..) and find yourself some woman in a dark corner of some club. Go on, you know it makes sense:)

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#14 25-01-2003 02:31PM

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went a a complete mad 1 then ran down the luas line with a big bombin can of chrome an anti chip black, put up a nice big throw up! check out link for further aersol art.www.eiresol.com

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#15 29-01-2003 03:34AM

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Some how on here I knew I would find this question! I went out one night with the girls had way to much to drink. Had just broken up with my boyfriend cause he was a mommas boy and well, lets just put it this way his mother and I didn't quite get along. Before I knew it the girls had me all reved up to cuss her out for all the things she had been spredin around about me, so I did. "knock, knock, knock, on her door, then the cuss words started rollin..." The next day I was embarrased but didn't take back a word I had said cause it was all the truth.

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#16 29-01-2003 10:43AM

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i slept walked into my parents bedroom, proceeded to start p*ssin on the carpet and woke up wondering what the strange sound was of "pee hittin carpet", friends and relatives still slag me off to this day even though it was about 4 years ago

it was one of those getting up subconciously to goto the toilet after a heavy night on the pis*..

dunno if thats "the most embarresing" one, but certainly one that springs to mind

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#17 29-01-2003 11:03AM

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My Dad found me sprawled out on the kitchen floor after knocking over all the kitchen chairs. My head was in the fridge and I had a piece of ham in my hand. I was asleep, but cursing at him to "Give me the fúckin ham!" He had to carry me up to bed. I was 18.

Another time while walking home drunk with friends, I climbed up a tree with amazing agility and wouldn't come back down.

Once in Galway, me and a mate knicked some wire cage off a light at some church and then proceeded to the sea front where we knicked a bin, then a garda caught us and escorted us around while we returned all the stuff to it's original place. More funny things than embarrassing.

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#18 29-01-2003 04:01PM

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pissed the bed twice when realy drunk.

but iv pulled fit women who haev also pissed the bed too, think it happens to loads of ppl.

i know loads of men who have pissed in the corner of the room or in a bin tho when realy drunk.

anyone who gets drunk aot will know the sh!t.

fukkit, sh!t happens.

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#19 29-01-2003 05:39PM

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on the nite of my 18th i tried to get into a fight with my manager the owner two bouncers and sum barstaff cos they stopped me for been toooo drunk!!! (i work in a niteclub) i got barred too that nite also!!!

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#20 29-01-2003 05:47PM

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Barred from working there or just from being on the other side of the bar??

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#21 29-01-2003 07:24PM

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barred as in not allowed in when i wasnt working!!!

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#22 29-01-2003 07:24PM

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being barred from work itself is generally referred to as being fired

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#23 29-01-2003 09:52PM

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I've done so much whilst drunk but cant remember it the next morning. Even though there may be evidence clearly on display or some sober fool tells you of what you did so i just deny it as a farce as i'm unable to recollect it so it didnt happen.

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#24 29-01-2003 10:10PM

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Originally posted by k.oriordan
being barred from work itself is generally referred to as being fired

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#25 31-01-2003 01:11PM

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I was at some house party and i fell asleep and some me m8s painted my finger nails red and put lipstick on idi not notice when i woke and went home and my ma seen it all.

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#26 31-01-2003 11:36PM

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Many moons ago (no pun intended) I drank a 1/2 ltr mixture of about 10 different spirts from the folks drink cabinet. My mates and I than decided to flash the Belfast train. I collapsed starkers and everyone on the trains for the next 4 hours saw me. Than my girlfriend of the time arrived and had to dress me.

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#27 01-02-2003 12:10AM

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Some of the things on here are crazy... Ya'll are cracking me up. I just keep coming back to see what other crazy things ppl have done onlt to be amazed again and again. Just keep them rolling in!:D

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#28 01-02-2003 02:57AM

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I was about sixteen and I went off to Galway on a youth drama weekend. On the saturday night some new found friends and I snuck out of the hotel and went out on the traditional tear. We ended up in a crappy wine bar somewhere in the city centre, it was closing so we grabbed some vino and went to go knacker drinking.

We ended up around the docks somewhere, boozing it up on these steps just up from the water line. Someone brought up the fact that so ossified were we that if any of us were to fall in that we be totally ****ed as you can't swim when you're pissed. I had been doing training to become a lifeguard for about a year at this stage and had always been a very strong swimmer.

I mentioned this intimating that they being a sorry pack of losers would certainly drown but for me, bronzed hunk of aquatic genius that I was, it would be little more than a bracing midnight dip. Apparently their reaction was less than the hero worship that my gutrot addled excuse for a brain felt was my due.

/me being held back bodily from throwing myself in while shouting at the top of my voice:

Issss okay, I'm a drifeguard!!!

Lousy ****ers they should have let me drown.

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#29 01-02-2003 05:54AM

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what is it with friends they'll stop you from killing yourself whilst pisshhhed but encourage you to go with the ugly bird when you are so passed it that she resembles a pint and you cant fight it because of the drink.

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#30 01-02-2003 04:26PM

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not really embarasseing things me, but stupid...too many to count....at a niteclub, hit a metal wall untill my knuckles bled :P on another nite out, i got pissed off when a guy wouldnt give me another drink, so i stormed down a street throwing wheely bins into the centre of the road. at a house party, i picked up an acoustic, played the same song four times over, sang it (even tho i cant sing) then went up stairs, managed to lock myself in the toilet by breaking the door handle, then fel asleep, also fel asleep at another persons bathroom too:P then there was the time when i grabbed a girls ass and she said it hurt:P how i managed that i dont know:P lol, im an idoiot:D

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#31 01-02-2003 10:22PM

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Remeber holding onto the ground (Well actaully I tell a lie, I don't remember a thing but was told!!) and telling it to stop moving, the Guards asked if I was ok and I told them that the ground was moving...

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