Live next door to criminal for just €20,000.

Cuddlesworth · 20-07-2011 01:48PM

The real question here is, who owns that van in all the photos parked in front and who has the balls to tell them to move it if you did buy the place?

Sala · 20-07-2011 04:01PM

I wonder if Wayne Dundon asked for his house to be blurred out??

Pointless now that it's in the paper.
Anyway, if you knew what street he lived on but not the house number you'd guess straight away

charlemont · 20-07-2011 04:18PM

Can just picture it every morning, going out to collect a paper and a pint of milk, "Well Wayne", "Yup , Morn neighbour, Hope the guards didnt wake you", "Do you want anything at the shop Wayne ? ".

Biggins · 20-07-2011 04:20PM

My next door neighbour is currently in jail for a year for three armed robberies (the sod will prob' be out in 6 months).
Hasn't effected the price of our home as far as I know but then again, we're not up for sale.

super_furry · 20-07-2011 04:22PM

I dunno, Shameless always looks like great craic. Those Gallagher lads are always having a laugh living next to the Maguires, it might be worth taking a gamble and buying it just for the madcap cappers.

careca11 · 20-07-2011 04:23PM

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

"IT'S a two-bedroom terrace home in a bustling city available for just €20,000 But there is one catch: you will be living beside a rather well-known criminal. The asking price for the home has dropped steadily to €20,000, largely because Wayne Dundon is next door."

I think they made a mistake, IE they would want to be paying you a lot more than €20,000. to be living there. :eek:

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/live-next-door-to-criminal-for-just-euro20000-2825866.html

I'd rather live in North korea, Burma or Bora Bora in Afghanistan

mikom · 20-07-2011 04:23PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i already live next door to a crim - that son of a bitch smokes a WHOLE joint EVERY day :mad:

Of that super powered "Skunk weed" is it?

Biggins wrote: »

My next door neighbour is currently in jail for a year for three armed robberies

Paul the Octopus?

policarp · 20-07-2011 04:31PM

mikom wrote: »

Paul the Octopus?

Paul the Tripus maybe?

Biggins · 20-07-2011 04:37PM

Might be still a small bargain if you factor in that the front door (steel reinforced and windows might have to be reinforced with bullet proof glass which cost anything between 5 to 10 Euro a square inch approx).
Add to that further other security precautions and repairs, after a possible drive-by shooting by his rivals, you might still be around long enough to enjoy your new home!

20-07-2011 04:44PM

Magic Beans wrote: »

I expected the house to be in Dublin 4, with the big criminals.

Yawn, here we go again. WTF have property developers and banks (I'm guessing thats who you are alluding to) got to do with Dundon?

Kasabian · 20-07-2011 04:50PM

This house would be a worth while investment. The neighbour won't be there forever.

anto2 · 20-07-2011 04:54PM

Kasabian wrote: »

This house would be a worth while investment. The neighbour won't be there forever.

..Yes they have a short shelf life ,but his family WILL LIVE ON THERE NO DOUBT .

ejmaztec · 20-07-2011 04:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Yawn, here we go again. WTF have property developers and banks (I'm guessing thats who you are alluding to) got to do with Dundon?

At least he doesn't cover up the fact that he's a criminal.:P

Alter-Ego · 20-07-2011 05:25PM

I wouldn't be too keen on living next door to a ginger either.

Seriously, if you got it for 15K and just sat on it for a few years, Dundon will be brown bread in a few years anyway, and the property market will have recovered and you'll be sitting on a nice little retirement fund. A retirement fund in a scum hole in Limerick but a retirement fund nevertheless.

Mr. Denton · 20-07-2011 05:38PM

Could Wayne not buy it for one of his two cocksucking homosexual brothers so that they have somewhere to live when they get out of prison?

Tandey · 20-07-2011 05:41PM

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Could Wayne not buy it for one of his two cocksucking homosexual brothers so that they have somewhere to live when they get out of prison?

He probably could afford it alright.

Sheeps · 20-07-2011 06:07PM

buy it and rent it to the coppers to set up surveillance equipment and hope the ****er doesn't get caught and you'll have your money back through rent after a couple of years.

Run_to_da_hills · 20-07-2011 06:47PM

Tandey wrote: »

He probably could afford it aright.

......and that is just with the change in his pocket.

Stinicker · 20-07-2011 06:48PM

I am the sort of person who would not be afraid to live there, I'd move in and then do everything anti-social I could think of in the hope of eventually shifting them out next door. Jungle Music from a Ghetto Blaster at 3am would be my first start and then I'd deck out the house in full Nazi regalia and paint a perfect square of dirt on the window before unleashing an almighty plague on rabbits upon the bold Wayne.

Run_to_da_hills · 20-07-2011 06:57PM

Convert the back garden into a graveyard. People that drive those type of low roof Transits tend to be very superstitious, that should get rid of them...... .

Alter-Ego · 20-07-2011 07:02PM

Stinicker wrote: »

I am the sort of person who would not be afraid to live there, I'd move in and then do everything anti-social I could think of in the hope of eventually shifting them out next door. Jungle Music from a Ghetto Blaster at 3am would be my first start and then I'd deck out the house in full Nazi regalia and paint a perfect square of dirt on the window before unleashing an almighty plague on rabbits upon the bold Wayne.

What would you do when him and his buddies kick seven shades of sh1te out of ya?

BrokenArrows · 20-07-2011 07:05PM

to be fair i wouldnt pay 20k for that **** hole even if it had very nice neighbors.

BrokenArrows · 20-07-2011 07:07PM

Stinicker wrote: »

I am the sort of person who would not be afraid to live there, I'd move in and then do everything anti-social I could think of in the hope of eventually shifting them out next door. Jungle Music from a Ghetto Blaster at 3am would be my first start and then I'd deck out the house in full Nazi regalia and paint a perfect square of dirt on the window before unleashing an almighty plague on rabbits upon the bold Wayne.

I better not be the only person who gets this reference.

Mike 1972 · 20-07-2011 07:13PM

WIZE wrote: »

Better the Devil you know then the Devil you dont ,

People have bought houses for 100s of thousands of Euros only for scum to move into a rented buy the house next door

FYP !

thebigbiffo wrote: »

that son of a bitch smokes a WHOLE joint EVERY day :mad:

And doesnt even have the manners to pass it around ?

MagicMarker · 20-07-2011 07:16PM

Now if I was a criminal who possibly had easy access to 20k, I'd probably buy the house next door myself.

Stinicker · 20-07-2011 07:18PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

Now if I was a criminal who possibly had easy access to 20k, I'd probably buy the house next door myself.

Hang on, sure you'd probably be on the dole and broke shur!, there could probably be an upside to living next door to him, he'd probably be a great man for an old game of GTA IV

Run_to_da_hills · 20-07-2011 07:21PM

Stinicker wrote: »

Hang on, sure you'd probably be on the dole and broke shur!, there could probably be an upside to living next door to him, he'd probably be a great man for an old game of GTA IV

The dole would easily pay off a 20K mortgage over 20 years, it would probably be cheaper than rent allowance,

Eric Cartman · 20-07-2011 08:10PM

might be worth buying it , employing a team of large men once a year to kick squatters off it , then eventually when those families die out sell it for a higher price

mconigol · 20-07-2011 08:27PM

The local community should buy it, fill it with petrol and burn it to the ground.

charlemont · 20-07-2011 08:36PM

Everyone on Boards should chip a few Euro each and we could make an offer, Once we successfully buy the fine dump of a house, We can have a daily raffle and the lucky winner/victim can spent the night there with a laptop and report back to us on the action next door.

Live next door to criminal for just €20,000.

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