Live next door to criminal for just €20,000.

Run_to_da_hills

"IT'S a two-bedroom terrace home in a bustling city available for just €20,000 But there is one catch: you will be living beside a rather well-known criminal. The asking price for the home has dropped steadily to €20,000, largely because Wayne Dundon is next door."

I think they made a mistake, IE they would want to be paying you a lot more than €20,000. to be living there. :eek:

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/live-next-door-to-criminal-for-just-euro20000-2825866.html

TwoShedsJackson

They were looking for €45k last year.

Joey the lips

i would not live in the estate. Full stop!

Run_to_da_hills

Joey the lips wrote: »

i would not live in the estate. Full stop!

I would not live in that city full stop!.

Liam Byrne

At least it'd be a known thug....in other areas you could pay through the nose and NOT realise the type of s*** you were moving in next to!

Cookie_Monster

Known criminal yet he allowed to live there without bother.
Why not just arrest him and lock him up?
It'd double the price of the house right off

COYW

I would love to see the estate agents description of the property.

orourkeda

If you like criminals go for it

Absurdum

you never know, if you ask to borrow some sugar you might get a bag of coke by mistake

MayoForSam

I wonder what would happen if you borrowed his lawnmower and didn't return it?

Skerries

you'd think Wayne would buy it to knock through and have somewhere to store all his ill gotten gains

thebigbiffo

i already live next door to a crim - that son of a bitch smokes a WHOLE joint EVERY day :mad:

anto2

^ Deceptively spacious town house for sale at knock down price .Its in a well established community ,and would suit a first time buyer ,who is of muscular build as a do it upper .
As it needs complete refurbishment this is your chance to put your own mark on the property .Has off road parking and idyllic views in front of horses grazing .

pickarooney

What the hell is the point of being a criminal, living in a constant state of paranoia that you'll get killed or arrested if you're going to stay living in a complete ****hole like that?

At least buy a palace and some helicopters before you inevitably get taken down in a hail of bullets.

sensibleken

sounds familiar. Im having to move because of intimidation from career criminals in the area.

pay the 20 grand. put a large bomb in the house. problem solved

mackg

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i already live next door to a crim - that son of a bitch smokes a WHOLE joint EVERY day :mad:

:eek:

polyfusion

Sure isn't he on the run after the police "intimidation" surveillance (seems like he doesn't like a gang of men behind him, unlike his brother Kenny), and the hammering he got from the in-laws (just goes to show you can't depend on those traveling folk to do the job right).

buck65

Surely an undercover cop and bug next door?

blaze1

buck65 wrote: »

Surely an undercover cop and bug next door?

If hes that bad, that would be a great idea....
Would make too much sense tho

old_aussie

MayoForSam wrote: »

I wonder what would happen if you borrowed his lawnmower and didn't return it?

Explain to him that you need it to cut the neighbours grass.

The Internet Explorer

Thank you so much OP, I just lodged a sneaky offer of €14000. Fingers crossed.

Spread

sensibleken wrote: »

sounds familiar. Im having to move because of intimidation from career criminals in the area.

pay the 20 grand. put a large bomb in the house. problem solved

You're a kinda right. But for me the solution would be to buy the house and put the bomb next door. Don't forget the detonator .......... most important. Hey Wayne, if you're on boards and reading this, it's just a joke. Yuuve brillant takkies like:)

wild_cat

COYW wrote: »

I would love to see the estate agents description of the property.

Like the adrenaline rush of living on the edge the whole time... Perfect for a lover of heavy bass music played at night (the neighbours would enjoy this as it will cover up the sound of gun shots and I presume you'd be able to buy a few pills of em to.)

--Kaiser--

Be some house parties next door I'd say

Teyla Emmagan

I just feel sorry for the poor people trying to sell the house. That could be their only asset - awful position to be in. They're basically waiting for someone to shoot him so they can shift the damn thing..

Standard Toaster

That's some shitehole

I wonder if Wayne Dundon asked for his house to be blurred out??

Absurdum

Standard Toaster wrote: »

That's some shitehole

I wonder if Wayne Dundon asked for his house to be blurred out??

he forgot to ask/threaten Bing

that's quite the ranch he has built for himself there

WIZE

Better the Devil you know then the Devil you dont ,

People have bought houses for 100s of thousands of Euros only for scum to move into a rented house next door

mike65

If I were rich I'd buy the house and sub let it to the Westboro Baptist Church. Limerick is as good a place as any to gain a foothold in the Irish market.

Magic Beans

I expected the house to be in Dublin 4, with the big criminals.

ejmaztec

I wonder what happened to the previous occupants, and whether it's got a newly laid patio?

Cuddlesworth

The real question here is, who owns that van in all the photos parked in front and who has the balls to tell them to move it if you did buy the place?

Sala

I wonder if Wayne Dundon asked for his house to be blurred out??

Pointless now that it's in the paper.
Anyway, if you knew what street he lived on but not the house number you'd guess straight away

charlemont

Can just picture it every morning, going out to collect a paper and a pint of milk, "Well Wayne", "Yup , Morn neighbour, Hope the guards didnt wake you", "Do you want anything at the shop Wayne ? ".

Biggins

My next door neighbour is currently in jail for a year for three armed robberies (the sod will prob' be out in 6 months).
Hasn't effected the price of our home as far as I know but then again, we're not up for sale.

super_furry

I dunno, Shameless always looks like great craic. Those Gallagher lads are always having a laugh living next to the Maguires, it might be worth taking a gamble and buying it just for the madcap cappers.

careca11

Run_to_da_hills wrote: »

"IT'S a two-bedroom terrace home in a bustling city available for just €20,000 But there is one catch: you will be living beside a rather well-known criminal. The asking price for the home has dropped steadily to €20,000, largely because Wayne Dundon is next door."

I think they made a mistake, IE they would want to be paying you a lot more than €20,000. to be living there. :eek:

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/live-next-door-to-criminal-for-just-euro20000-2825866.html

I'd rather live in North korea, Burma or Bora Bora in Afghanistan

mikom

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i already live next door to a crim - that son of a bitch smokes a WHOLE joint EVERY day :mad:

Of that super powered "Skunk weed" is it?

Biggins wrote: »

My next door neighbour is currently in jail for a year for three armed robberies

Paul the Octopus?

policarp

mikom wrote: »

Paul the Octopus?

Paul the Tripus maybe?

Biggins

Might be still a small bargain if you factor in that the front door (steel reinforced and windows might have to be reinforced with bullet proof glass which cost anything between 5 to 10 Euro a square inch approx).
Add to that further other security precautions and repairs, after a possible drive-by shooting by his rivals, you might still be around long enough to enjoy your new home!

Magic Beans

Magic Beans wrote: »

I expected the house to be in Dublin 4, with the big criminals.

Yawn, here we go again. WTF have property developers and banks (I'm guessing thats who you are alluding to) got to do with Dundon?

Kasabian

This house would be a worth while investment. The neighbour won't be there forever.

anto2

Kasabian wrote: »

This house would be a worth while investment. The neighbour won't be there forever.

..Yes they have a short shelf life ,but his family WILL LIVE ON THERE NO DOUBT .

ejmaztec

Deleted User wrote: »

Yawn, here we go again. WTF have property developers and banks (I'm guessing thats who you are alluding to) got to do with Dundon?

At least he doesn't cover up the fact that he's a criminal.:P

Alter-Ego

I wouldn't be too keen on living next door to a ginger either.

Seriously, if you got it for 15K and just sat on it for a few years, Dundon will be brown bread in a few years anyway, and the property market will have recovered and you'll be sitting on a nice little retirement fund. A retirement fund in a scum hole in Limerick but a retirement fund nevertheless.

Mr. Denton

Could Wayne not buy it for one of his two cocksucking homosexual brothers so that they have somewhere to live when they get out of prison?

Tandey

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Could Wayne not buy it for one of his two cocksucking homosexual brothers so that they have somewhere to live when they get out of prison?

He probably could afford it alright.

Sheeps

buy it and rent it to the coppers to set up surveillance equipment and hope the ****er doesn't get caught and you'll have your money back through rent after a couple of years.

Run_to_da_hills

Tandey wrote: »

He probably could afford it aright.

......and that is just with the change in his pocket.

Stinicker

I am the sort of person who would not be afraid to live there, I'd move in and then do everything anti-social I could think of in the hope of eventually shifting them out next door. Jungle Music from a Ghetto Blaster at 3am would be my first start and then I'd deck out the house in full Nazi regalia and paint a perfect square of dirt on the window before unleashing an almighty plague on rabbits upon the bold Wayne.

Run_to_da_hills

Convert the back garden into a graveyard. People that drive those type of low roof Transits tend to be very superstitious, that should get rid of them...... .