There's a lorry, overtaking another lorry about 1mph faster

Rabidlamb · 20-07-2011 03:36PM #1

That's up there with one of my favourite things.
Also, queuing in the popcorn line for cinema tickets & your told the movie's sold out ages ago when you get to the till.
Or there's someone in front of you in the garage paying for a pack of chewing gum with laser card.

No, none of these things phase me anymore.... I'm above all that.

chin_grin · 20-07-2011 03:37PM

Wait until you explode for no apparent reason. That's going to be fun. Make sure to do it in a public place so it gets on the news.

FatherLen · 20-07-2011 03:38PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

That's up there with one of my favourite things.
Also, queuing in the popcorn line for cinema tickets & your told the movie's sold out ages ago when you get to the till.
Or there's someone in front of you in the garage paying for a pack of chewing gum with laser card.

No, none of these things phase me anymore.... I'm above all that.

suuuuuure

mikemac · 20-07-2011 03:39PM

I just love when I'm standing in a supermarket queue and the person behind is jabbing my ankles with their trolley or trying to break my back with with their basket.

Farmers herd cattle, are you trying to herd me up the queue?

And then we are in queue for 10 minutes and you have a look of such shock when you are asked for money so you search your bottomless handbag for aaaaaages

blaze1 · 20-07-2011 03:39PM

Foreigners/old people using ATMS

smash · 20-07-2011 03:39PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

I'm above all that.

Not according to the "what height are you" thread...

Captain Chaos · 20-07-2011 03:39PM

People who start looking for their wallet/purse after all their items have been scanned in, all the while with a shocked look on their face that they actually have to pay for their stuff.

Seachmall · 20-07-2011 03:40PM

Anyone know that film where the guy flips his lid and starts blowing **** up? There's a scene in it where he's trying to assemble a rocket launcher but can't figure it out when a kid comes up to him and explains how it's done, anyone know it?

OP, you'll be the guy in that film, whatever it's called.

mikemac · 20-07-2011 03:41PM

Falling Down with Michael Douglas ^^^

Ficheall · 20-07-2011 03:42PM

Seachmall wrote: »

Anyone know that film where the guy flips his lid and starts blowing **** up? There's a scene in it where he's trying to assemble a rocket launcher but can't figure it out when a kid comes up to him and explains how it's done, anyone know it?

OP, you'll be the guy in that film, whatever it's called.

Falling Down. Michael Douglas.

edit: Feck you, mikemac.

dilallio · 20-07-2011 03:42PM

Seachmall wrote: »

Anyone know that film where the guy flips his lid and starts blowing **** up? There's a scene in it where he's trying to assemble a rocket launcher but can't figure it out when a kid comes up to him and explains how it's done, anyone know it?

OP, you'll be the guy in that film, whatever it's called.

Wanderly Wagon ???

20-07-2011 03:43PM

People who write faze as phase

mikemac · 20-07-2011 03:44PM

Some of you need to join ranting and raving forum if you're not already there

pappyodaniel · 20-07-2011 03:44PM

Is this an Alanis Morrissette song?

sinjin_smythe · 20-07-2011 03:45PM

I know no cinemas that sell pop corn or whatever before selling you a ticket. The ticket stand is always before the snacks stall.

20-07-2011 03:46PM

weedhead wrote: »

I know no cinemas that sell pop corn or whatever before selling you a ticket. The ticket stand is always before the snacks stall.

dundrum

buy tickets at the popcorn counter
I buy them online in advance myself, usually, but the odd time I haven't

Caraville · 20-07-2011 03:47PM

People who can't use roundabouts properly.

Gotta love those guys, keeps driving "interesting".

Frank Black · 20-07-2011 03:47PM

People who cost the state billions through a combination of incompetence and selfish self interest and then retire on obscenely high pensions – they don’t annoy me at all.

Berns · 20-07-2011 03:48PM

Ppl standing havin a conversation walkin along and stop at the door of a shop when ur tryin to get in/out :mad:

Or slow walkers in the street, and some even stop when ur walkin at pace, feel like just walkin through them & "oh sorry, didnt notice anyone standing there"

Roar · 20-07-2011 03:48PM

blaze1 wrote: »

Foreigners/old people using ATMS

women using ATMs in general tbh

wild_cat · 20-07-2011 03:49PM

black francis wrote: »

People who cost the state billions through a combination of incompetence and selfish self interest and then retire on obscenely high pensions – they don’t annoy me at all.

Karma. That's all I can think about in relation to that.

Might not happen to them it might happen to their kids but it will kick in somewhere along the line.

greggy2310 · 20-07-2011 03:51PM

blaze1 wrote: »

Foreigners/old people using ATMS

Its like are they playing space invaders with the machine or taking money out?
How hard can it be ?
Card in
Pin in
Money out â€¦

Why do ye need 10 minutes at machine for?

mikemac · 20-07-2011 03:51PM

Service charges in restaurants for groups of six or more
I'm bringing a big group, giving you lots of business and you charge me extra? You should be giving me a discount!

Getting change in a restaurant. Suppose it's €11.
Stop giving me all euro and two euro coins in the hope I'll tip. I will tip but I know exactly what you're doing with all the change in coins

Take away driver: Stop standing in my doorstep for aaaaages fumbling for change in the hope I'll say keep it. Again, I often tip but I don't like your tactics.

Mr. Taxi driver, you're another one fond of fumbling for change and hoping for a tip, you listen too!

Chris P. Bacon · 20-07-2011 03:52PM

Caraville wrote: »

People who can't use roundabouts properly.

Gotta love those guys, keeps driving "interesting".

I think they are called "Women".

NTMK · 20-07-2011 03:52PM

Bus Eireann!
Putting the heating on in a bus when its 25°C outside:mad:

Fratton Fred · 20-07-2011 04:00PM

Dublin Area Rapid Transit.

100% lives up to its name f'sure.

policarp · 20-07-2011 04:12PM

People letting doors slam in your face.

kfallon · 20-07-2011 04:14PM

Fellas who work in Topshop....it's like one big "Who can dress like the biggest freak!" competition!

And pull up your pants and wear a belt, we don't give a fook about seeing your boxers you tit :mad:

ILikeBananas · 20-07-2011 04:40PM

Rabidlamb wrote: »

lorry slowly overtaking another lorry

I actually find this oddly hypnotising.

It's slow, unsightly and awkward and you get the feeling that it's one small step away from the whole thing could come crashing down.

A bit like a couple of fatties having sex.

CreepingDeath · 20-07-2011 04:48PM

blaze1 wrote: »

Foreigners/old people using ATMS

Or at the cashiers desk in banks.
I've seen lines move faster in sperm banks.

Chuck Stone · 20-07-2011 05:02PM

Water-boarding.

I just hate that feeling of impending death by suffocation/drowning.

Oh and when people put empty containers/bottles etc back in the cupboard - get a ****ing grip ppl.

There's a lorry, overtaking another lorry about 1mph faster

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