Banana watching.....

Jayo11780 · 20-07-2011 01:40PM #1

Did you ever stare at someone eating a banana? Just stare at the banana and nothing else.... It freaks the person who's eating it no end!!

Try it the next time you see someone eating one....:eek:

ShadowGal · 20-07-2011 01:42PM

Maybe they're freaked because they think you're some pervert or something ? :cool:

HazDanz · 20-07-2011 01:42PM

Will do. Also a creepy grin that slowly forms on your face would be an added bonus too.

prinz · 20-07-2011 01:42PM

I'd rather stare at the people who make threads about staring at fruit tbh.

chin_grin · 20-07-2011 01:42PM

I once glanced at a hedge.

ShadowGal · 20-07-2011 01:43PM

chin_grin wrote: »

I once glanced at a hedge.

I once fell into a hedge

Latchy · 20-07-2011 01:44PM

No ... I won't .

CardBordWindow · 20-07-2011 01:44PM

If you make kissing gestures to them, it really messes with them too!

prinz · 20-07-2011 01:45PM

chin_grin wrote: »

I once glanced at a hedge.

ShadowGal wrote: »

I once fell into a hedge

Maybe it was the same hedge. Was it variegated? That would really add to the buzz, mmmmmmmmh.

orourkeda · 20-07-2011 01:46PM

I see dead people

FatherLen · 20-07-2011 01:49PM

man sitting on a bench eating a banana
someone comes up and asks him for a bit of his pear.
he says its not an apple, its an orange.

Fago! · 20-07-2011 01:49PM

ShadowGal wrote: »

I once fell into a hedge

Lad I used to know was climbing a tree. He stayed up there for a while. Then some other lad walked over to the tree to shift his gf. The guy up the tree tried to stay quiet so they wouldn't catch him. He then fell out, into the hedge next to the tree. He subsequently got arrested.

Moral of the story, stay away from hedges.

Kevin Duffy · 20-07-2011 01:50PM

"If you gaze into the banana long enough, the banana gazes into you"

- The Man From Del Monte (attrib)

ShadowGal · 20-07-2011 01:50PM

prinz wrote: »

Maybe it was the same hedge. Was it variegated? That would really add to the buzz, mmmmmmmmh.

There were thorns, lots of thorns

prinz · 20-07-2011 01:55PM

ShadowGal wrote: »

There were thorns, lots of thorns

Kinky.

ShadowGal · 20-07-2011 01:55PM

prinz wrote: »

Kinky.

I thought so

Lapin · 20-07-2011 01:57PM

You hear of strange goings on in hedges nowadays.

RichieC · 20-07-2011 02:00PM

a few things annoy me when I'm eating.

People staring at me might set me on edge but more so someone critiquing what I'm eating. If I'm already in bad form I'll likely snap over that.

Kojak · 20-07-2011 02:02PM

Banana's are evil and should be arrested.

http://www.evilbanana.com/images/evilban001xx00.jpg

Saila · 20-07-2011 02:02PM

only hot women and make sure there is a table between us

FatherLen · 20-07-2011 02:04PM

RichieC wrote: »

a few things annoy me when I'm eating.

People staring at me might set me on edge but more so someone critiquing what I'm eating. If I'm already in bad form I'll likely snap over that.

agreed. they're not eating it so fuck off!

Spread · 20-07-2011 02:06PM

ShadowGal wrote: »

There were thorns, lots of thorns

Roses are lovely but you gotta beware of the pricks

prinz · 20-07-2011 02:07PM

Spread wrote: »

Roses are lovely but you gotta beware of the pricks

The coffee flavoured ones in the brown wrapper? I know what you mean.:mad:

Frank Black · 20-07-2011 02:12PM

Anyone who stares at my banana gets a kick in the plums.

jimthemental · 20-07-2011 02:40PM

I squirm a bit when I see someone peeling a banana. I'm actually leaning over to protect my lad while typing this now that I notice.

BBDBB · 20-07-2011 02:57PM

damn

I thought this thread was gonna be about oral sex

/disapointing thread

tomplaya · 20-07-2011 03:11PM

Kojak wrote: »

Banana's are evil and should be arrested.

http://www.evilbanana.com/images/evilban001xx00.jpg

no bananas are good

Gummy Panda · 20-07-2011 03:15PM

I thought this was going to be the female version of Tit Tuesday

cbmonstra · 20-07-2011 03:21PM

The chiquita of ya....

My coat please....

floutingmaxims · 20-07-2011 03:21PM

Who else has been opening their bananas incorrectly?
Always make sure to inform someone when they are doing it wrong!

policarp · 20-07-2011 03:34PM

Jayo11780 wrote: »

Did you ever stare at someone eating a banana? Just stare at the banana and nothing else.... It freaks the person who's eating it no end!!

Try it the next time you see someone eating one....:eek:

That would just make you look like a begging dog at the dinner table.
Would you be looking for a bit of banana or would you settle for the skin?

Banana watching.....

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