Banana watching.....

Jayo11780

Did you ever stare at someone eating a banana? Just stare at the banana and nothing else.... It freaks the person who's eating it no end!!

Try it the next time you see someone eating one....:eek:

ShadowGal

Maybe they're freaked because they think you're some pervert or something ? :cool:

HazDanz

Will do. Also a creepy grin that slowly forms on your face would be an added bonus too.

prinz

I'd rather stare at the people who make threads about staring at fruit tbh.

chin_grin

I once glanced at a hedge.

ShadowGal

chin_grin wrote: »

I once glanced at a hedge.

I once fell into a hedge

Latchy

No ... I won't .

CardBordWindow

If you make kissing gestures to them, it really messes with them too!

prinz

chin_grin wrote: »

I once glanced at a hedge.

ShadowGal wrote: »

I once fell into a hedge

Maybe it was the same hedge. Was it variegated? That would really add to the buzz, mmmmmmmmh.

orourkeda

I see dead people

FatherLen

man sitting on a bench eating a banana
someone comes up and asks him for a bit of his pear.
he says its not an apple, its an orange.

Fago!

ShadowGal wrote: »

I once fell into a hedge

Lad I used to know was climbing a tree. He stayed up there for a while. Then some other lad walked over to the tree to shift his gf. The guy up the tree tried to stay quiet so they wouldn't catch him. He then fell out, into the hedge next to the tree. He subsequently got arrested.

Moral of the story, stay away from hedges.

Kevin Duffy

"If you gaze into the banana long enough, the banana gazes into you"

- The Man From Del Monte (attrib)

ShadowGal

prinz wrote: »

Maybe it was the same hedge. Was it variegated? That would really add to the buzz, mmmmmmmmh.

There were thorns, lots of thorns

prinz

ShadowGal wrote: »

There were thorns, lots of thorns

Kinky.

ShadowGal

prinz wrote: »

Kinky.

I thought so

Lapin

You hear of strange goings on in hedges nowadays.

RichieC

a few things annoy me when I'm eating.

People staring at me might set me on edge but more so someone critiquing what I'm eating. If I'm already in bad form I'll likely snap over that.

Kojak

Banana's are evil and should be arrested.

http://www.evilbanana.com/images/evilban001xx00.jpg

Saila

only hot women and make sure there is a table between us

FatherLen

RichieC wrote: »

a few things annoy me when I'm eating.

People staring at me might set me on edge but more so someone critiquing what I'm eating. If I'm already in bad form I'll likely snap over that.

agreed. they're not eating it so fuck off!

Spread

ShadowGal wrote: »

There were thorns, lots of thorns

Roses are lovely but you gotta beware of the pricks

prinz

Spread wrote: »

Roses are lovely but you gotta beware of the pricks

The coffee flavoured ones in the brown wrapper? I know what you mean.:mad:

Frank Black

Anyone who stares at my banana gets a kick in the plums.

jimthemental

I squirm a bit when I see someone peeling a banana. I'm actually leaning over to protect my lad while typing this now that I notice.

BBDBB

damn


I thought this thread was gonna be about oral sex


/disapointing thread

tomplaya

Kojak wrote: »

Banana's are evil and should be arrested.

http://www.evilbanana.com/images/evilban001xx00.jpg

no bananas are good

Gummy Panda

I thought this was going to be the female version of Tit Tuesday

cbmonstra

The chiquita of ya....













My coat please....

floutingmaxims

Who else has been opening their bananas incorrectly?
Always make sure to inform someone when they are doing it wrong!

policarp

Jayo11780 wrote: »

Did you ever stare at someone eating a banana? Just stare at the banana and nothing else.... It freaks the person who's eating it no end!!

Try it the next time you see someone eating one....:eek:

That would just make you look like a begging dog at the dinner table.
Would you be looking for a bit of banana or would you settle for the skin?

Gillington

OP do you stare at people gobbling sausage?

gamgsam

"Yes."

- The Man From Del Monte (attrib)

stephen_k

chin_grin wrote: »

I once glanced at a hedge.

ShadowGal wrote: »

I once fell into a hedge

I once put my face in a bush....

blaze1

I've taken to lunging in the office, go up to someone at there desk, throw the foot up and put in a reallllllly good strech, the tighter the trousers the better

languagenerd

Jayo11780 wrote: »

Did you ever stare at someone eating a banana? Just stare at the banana and nothing else.... It freaks the person who's eating it no end!!

Try it the next time you see someone eating one....:eek:

No, don't!!! I sometime buy bananas in college but always feel awkward eating them, afraid of accidentaly catching someone's eye! Now I'll never be able to eat one in public again, knowing that people are actually trying to evilly catch my eye...

Witchie

You put me in the mood for bananas now so bought some and made banana and walnut muffins with cinnamon cream cheese icing. Yumm. Thank you.

ILikeBananas

I like bananas

iPlop

I prefer to sink it tbh.

Fluorescence

Sink The Banana wrote: »

I prefer to sink it tbh.

We would never have known :pac:

vampire of kilmainham

i have horney thoughts when i see someone with a banana in their mouth

Mr.Crinklewood

A guide dog sniffed my crotch once.

littlefriend

Bananas are disgusting. The noise of someone eating one makes me sick

Mr. Denton

Jayo11780 wrote: »

Did you ever stare at someone eating a banana?

Sure did

tomplaya

Jayo11780 wrote: »

Did you ever stare at someone eating a banana? yeah and all the ladies,and they all happened to be ladies,agreed to pose for a pic whilst eating their bananas.