Live next door to criminal for just €20,000.

Run_to_da_hills · 20-07-2011 09:31AM #1

"IT'S a two-bedroom terrace home in a bustling city available for just €20,000 But there is one catch: you will be living beside a rather well-known criminal. The asking price for the home has dropped steadily to €20,000, largely because Wayne Dundon is next door."

I think they made a mistake, IE they would want to be paying you a lot more than €20,000. to be living there. :eek:

http://www.independent.ie/national-news/live-next-door-to-criminal-for-just-euro20000-2825866.html

TwoShedsJackson · 20-07-2011 09:38AM

They were looking for €45k last year.

Joey the lips · 20-07-2011 09:40AM

i would not live in the estate. Full stop!

Run_to_da_hills · 20-07-2011 09:42AM

Joey the lips wrote: »

i would not live in the estate. Full stop!

I would not live in that city full stop!.

Liam Byrne · 20-07-2011 09:43AM

At least it'd be a known thug....in other areas you could pay through the nose and NOT realise the type of s*** you were moving in next to!

Cookie_Monster · 20-07-2011 09:44AM

Known criminal yet he allowed to live there without bother.
Why not just arrest him and lock him up?
It'd double the price of the house right off

COYW · 20-07-2011 09:49AM

I would love to see the estate agents description of the property.

orourkeda · 20-07-2011 09:50AM

If you like criminals go for it

Absurdum · 20-07-2011 09:51AM

you never know, if you ask to borrow some sugar you might get a bag of coke by mistake

MayoForSam · 20-07-2011 09:52AM

I wonder what would happen if you borrowed his lawnmower and didn't return it?

Skerries · 20-07-2011 09:53AM

you'd think Wayne would buy it to knock through and have somewhere to store all his ill gotten gains

thebigbiffo · 20-07-2011 09:55AM

i already live next door to a crim - that son of a bitch smokes a WHOLE joint EVERY day :mad:

anto2 · 20-07-2011 10:00AM

^ Deceptively spacious town house for sale at knock down price .Its in a well established community ,and would suit a first time buyer ,who is of muscular build as a do it upper .
As it needs complete refurbishment this is your chance to put your own mark on the property .Has off road parking and idyllic views in front of horses grazing .

pickarooney · 20-07-2011 10:02AM

What the hell is the point of being a criminal, living in a constant state of paranoia that you'll get killed or arrested if you're going to stay living in a complete ****hole like that?

At least buy a palace and some helicopters before you inevitably get taken down in a hail of bullets.

sensibleken · 20-07-2011 10:04AM

sounds familiar. Im having to move because of intimidation from career criminals in the area.

pay the 20 grand. put a large bomb in the house. problem solved

mackg · 20-07-2011 10:07AM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

i already live next door to a crim - that son of a bitch smokes a WHOLE joint EVERY day :mad:

:eek:

polyfusion · 20-07-2011 10:54AM

Sure isn't he on the run after the police "intimidation" surveillance (seems like he doesn't like a gang of men behind him, unlike his brother Kenny), and the hammering he got from the in-laws (just goes to show you can't depend on those traveling folk to do the job right).

buck65 · 20-07-2011 12:20PM

Surely an undercover cop and bug next door?

blaze1 · 20-07-2011 12:28PM

buck65 wrote: »

Surely an undercover cop and bug next door?

If hes that bad, that would be a great idea....
Would make too much sense tho

old_aussie · 20-07-2011 12:28PM

MayoForSam wrote: »

I wonder what would happen if you borrowed his lawnmower and didn't return it?

Explain to him that you need it to cut the neighbours grass.

The Internet Explorer · 20-07-2011 12:31PM

Thank you so much OP, I just lodged a sneaky offer of €14000. Fingers crossed.

Spread · 20-07-2011 12:42PM

sensibleken wrote: »

sounds familiar. Im having to move because of intimidation from career criminals in the area.

pay the 20 grand. put a large bomb in the house. problem solved

You're a kinda right. But for me the solution would be to buy the house and put the bomb next door. Don't forget the detonator .......... most important. Hey Wayne, if you're on boards and reading this, it's just a joke. Yuuve brillant takkies like:)

wild_cat · 20-07-2011 12:45PM

COYW wrote: »

I would love to see the estate agents description of the property.

Like the adrenaline rush of living on the edge the whole time... Perfect for a lover of heavy bass music played at night (the neighbours would enjoy this as it will cover up the sound of gun shots and I presume you'd be able to buy a few pills of em to.)

--Kaiser-- · 20-07-2011 12:45PM

Be some house parties next door I'd say

Teyla Emmagan · 20-07-2011 12:50PM

I just feel sorry for the poor people trying to sell the house. That could be their only asset - awful position to be in. They're basically waiting for someone to shoot him so they can shift the damn thing..

Standard Toaster · 20-07-2011 01:11PM

That's some shitehole

I wonder if Wayne Dundon asked for his house to be blurred out??

Absurdum · 20-07-2011 01:25PM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

That's some shitehole

I wonder if Wayne Dundon asked for his house to be blurred out??

he forgot to ask/threaten Bing

that's quite the ranch he has built for himself there

WIZE · 20-07-2011 01:32PM

Better the Devil you know then the Devil you dont ,

People have bought houses for 100s of thousands of Euros only for scum to move into a rented house next door

mike65 · 20-07-2011 01:37PM

If I were rich I'd buy the house and sub let it to the Westboro Baptist Church. Limerick is as good a place as any to gain a foothold in the Irish market.

Magic Beans · 20-07-2011 01:38PM

I expected the house to be in Dublin 4, with the big criminals.

ejmaztec · 20-07-2011 01:42PM

I wonder what happened to the previous occupants, and whether it's got a newly laid patio?

Live next door to criminal for just €20,000.

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