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Do you have an office husband/wife ?

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  • #32
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    mikemac wrote: »
    This is reading like a Ladies Lounge thread, get it outta here

    discus, Mills & Boon will be calling you soon
    They have a contract for you

    It's all the stories of my life. I should compile a book...

    Diary of Call Girl
    Rent(boy)
    The Highs and Lows of being the Laboratory ManSlut. Ah, there we go.


  • #33
    ShadowGal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 865 ✭✭✭ShadowGal


    discus wrote: »
    It's all the stories of my life. I should compile a book...

    Diary of Call Girl
    Rent(boy)
    The Highs and Lows of being the Laboratory ManSlut. Ah, there we go.

    You were a manslut ? tell us more :cool:


  • #34
    Wolflikeme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Wolflikeme


    Why the need ti label people like this!?

    You work with them, you get in well with them. You might be friendly on occasion outside work. Leave it at that.

    This work wife/husband stuff is bollox! Surely you can have a bit of craic whereby you're not reduced to this.

    But whatever gets you through another day. :D


  • #35
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    ShadowGal wrote: »
    You were a manslut ? tell us more :cool:

    An excerpt from the up and coming book for yourself and mikemac!

    Chapter 2: 2, 3, 4-trimethyl-Pent Up-ane
    She knew by coffee time that she had to have him. Watching the staff leave for their elevenses, she sought him out. Her head bowed, she waited until the sound of the crowds hurried footsteps had receeded down the corridor. It was now that she needed him - Just to see him.

    She found him in the lab; his lab coat dirtied, his hair askew. Quietly opening the door, she thought her entry was unnoticed - thought that his safety glasses provided a blind spot. She stood, watching his delicate movements as he decanted his iso-octane into a small cuvette. She had not breathed, but he sensed her... "Are you here to help?" he said, without turning his head. She was caught off guard. How did know? Did he feel the electricity between them too? Just as the thought occured to her, he turned to her. "Are you ok?" He had placed down his glassware. "I'm just hear to, give you a hand". Now he was caught offguard, her innocent answer banging the drum of innuendo in his mind. He cleared his throat awkwardly... "Well, I'm having trouble placing my cell into the spectrometer"... She walked over, her eyes never leaving his. "Maybe it's too tight" she offered, "you'll just have to give it some lube" as she reached for the silicone oil...

    Get Penguin on the phone.


  • #36
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    No matter what job I was in, there was always one guy I got on really well with. Though I'd call them friendships not work husbands.

    I think the situation confuses some people though, as there was one or two that got a bit 'confused' as to what it was.


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  • #37
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Probably got two in work who I would say anything to, one of them I like to constantly tell what I'd do to her given the chance while the other I just slag the gee out of constantly and she does same to me. It's great to have people like that in work cos most of them are boring fookbags.

    It's a shame for both of them that they are engaged/married cos both of them are defo after me for a shot at the title, they know about the fingers :pac:


  • #38
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    kfallon wrote: »
    Probably got two in work who I would say anything to, one of them I like to constantly tell what I'd do to her given the chance while the other I just slag the gee out of constantly and she does same to me. It's great to have people like that in work cos most of them are boring fookbags.

    It's a shame for both of them that they are engaged/married cos both of them are defo after me for a shot at the title, they know about the fingers :pac:

    I actually have a visual of the office cheese-ball now, winking at the chicks and doing the 'magic fingers' at them :pac:


  • #39
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Abi wrote: »
    I actually have a visual of the office cheese-ball now, wianking at the chicks and doing the 'magic fingers' at them :pac:

    FYP :o

    :pac:


  • #40
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    kfallon wrote: »
    Probably got two in work who I would say anything to, one of them I like to constantly tell what I'd do to her given the chance while the other I just slag the gee out of constantly and she does same to me. It's great to have people like that in work cos most of them are boring fookbags.

    It's a shame for both of them that they are engaged/married cos both of them are defo after me for a shot at the title, they know about the fingers :pac:

    That's what you want lad, an office girl, good at the whole typing thing. If you can find one that has a typing speed of about 45-50 words per minute there will be no going back! Beware girls that work in bakeries or pizza places, they tend to be fairly heavy handed (think fisting and pummeling the dough etc.)


  • #41
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    It's a shame for both of them that they are engaged/married cos both of them are defo after me for a shot at the title, they know about the fingers :pac:

    If you are half as good as you seem to think you are they would be in there in a shot engaged or married :p


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  • #42
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    That's what you want lad, an office girl, good at the whole typing thing. If you can find one that has a typing speed of about 45-50 words per minute there will be no going back! Beware girls that work in bakeries or pizza places, they tend to be fairly heavy handed (think fisting and pummeling the dough etc.)

    :eek:
    Listen I'm all for a couple of fingers but I draw the line at a clench fist :o

    :P


  • #43
    Jess16
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    discus wrote: »
    checked in to the Fitzwilliam Hotel, after claiming you were going home sick, and you order 2 magnums of Dom, run the bath, booked a late check-in, and have the night of your LIVES!...

    Oooh hellloo... ;)
    discus wrote: »
    being the Laboratory ManSlut

    BAM -ruined :(


  • #44
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    That was my old job.

    Soon to be a soldier, any better? :pac:


  • #45
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    If you are half as good as you seem to think you are they would be in there in a shot engaged or married :p

    I don't want to be a home wrecker, somebody has to think of the kids! ;):p


  • #46
    InTheTrees
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,900 ✭✭✭InTheTrees


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    That's what you want lad, an office girl, good at the whole typing thing.

    What is this "typing"?

    It sounds kinky.

    :confused:


  • #47
    discus
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    InTheTrees wrote: »
    What is this "typing"?

    It sounds kinky.

    :confused:

    Not sure if serious...


  • #48
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    I don't want to be a home wrecker, somebody has to think of the kids! ;):p


    If all men were as thoughtful as you fallon, there would be no divorce.


  • #49
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    hondasam wrote: »
    If all men AND WOMEN were as thoughtful as you fallon, there would be no divorce.

    Fixed that post for you there, you sexist pig. :mad:


  • #50
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    If all men were as thoughtful as you fallon, there would be no divorce.

    What can I say, I'm the perfect gent :D


  • #51
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    discus wrote: »
    Fixed that post for you there, you sexist pig. :mad:

    I don't appreciate been called a sexist pig thank you especially when it's not true.


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  • #52
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Kiera wrote: »
    I've a couple. I'm the office bike.

    I used to work with an office tandem.:D


  • #53
    discus
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    hondasam wrote: »
    I don't appreciate been called a sexist pig thank you especially when it's not true.

    Which part do you want me to retract? :pac:

    Only kidding, I guessed you were making it all up when you were describing kfallon as someone the population should look up to!


  • #54
    Gary4279
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 419 ✭✭Gary4279


    discus wrote: »
    That was my old job.

    Soon to be a soldier, any better? :pac:

    Oh you'll have lots of work husbands...


  • #55
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    discus wrote: »
    Only kidding, I guessed you were making it all up when you were describing kfallon as someone the population should look up to!

    Oi :mad:

    If there were more people like me around the world would be a much better place to live! :D


  • #56
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    discus wrote: »
    Which part do you want me to retract? :pac:

    Only kidding, I guessed you were making it all up when you were describing kfallon as someone the population should look up to!

    you still called me a sexist pig. I'm not laughing.


  • #57
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    hondasam wrote: »
    you still called me a sexist pig. I'm not laughing.

    Haha, and I have just explained I was joking. I don't know where to go from here!
    Oh you'll have lots of work husbands...

    But but but... I like women :(


  • #58
    discus
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    kfallon wrote: »
    Oi :mad:

    If there were more people like me around the world would be a much better place to live! :D

    Teach us your ways!


  • #59
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    I love and hate all my co-workers equality


  • #60
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    discus wrote: »
    Teach us your ways!

    It's all in the knuckle action ;)


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  • #61
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    discus wrote: »
    Fixed that post for you there, you sexist pig. :mad:
    hondasam wrote: »
    I don't appreciate been called a sexist pig thank you especially when it's not true.
    discus wrote: »
    Which part do you want me to retract? :pac:

    Only kidding, I guessed you were making it all up when you were describing kfallon as someone the population should look up to!
    hondasam wrote: »
    you still called me a sexist pig. I'm not laughing.
    discus wrote: »
    Haha, and I have just explained I was joking. I don't know where to go from here!

    I think it was a joke, chill out kids! :)


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