Potential OH requirments

Sykk · 19-07-2011 11:56AM

Storminateacup wrote: »

If it was a deal breaker for him? Thankfully I don't see this ever being an issue, because even if I did lose my job, I still have a lot of work freelance, and I am not the kind of person who would be able to live on the dole.

Must be lonely up there on your pedestal.. :rolleyes:

pickarooney · 19-07-2011 12:00PM

BMI under 20

Lux23 · 19-07-2011 12:01PM

I wouldn't be too hard, I can remember having similar views until the current climate arose. Now I know that those views were foolish and somewhat ignorant, Storminateacup will also learn that one day.

NTMK · 19-07-2011 12:01PM

Intelligent,
Open-minded,
non-smoker,
doesnt wear fake tan

Storminateacup · 19-07-2011 12:02PM

Sykk wrote: »

Must be lonely up there on your pedestal.. :rolleyes:

What pedestal?
I just don't keep all my eggs in one basket. I understand that people can lose their jobs, and its not a dumpable offence. However, I cannot abide people going on about "being on the social" or "government artist haha, fianna fail".

If my partner was happy out, on the dole, not even bothered to find another job - any job - don't think I would be hanging around.

Don't get me wrong, i've had my fun with wasters (real wasters, im not referring to all unemployed people as wasters) - people who really would sleep on the floor if there was work in their bed. They're just not someone I would ever date.

Lux23 · 19-07-2011 12:08PM

Storminateacup wrote: »

What pedestal?
I just don't keep all my eggs in one basket. I understand that people can lose their jobs, and its not a dumpable offence. However, I cannot abide people going on about "being on the social" or "government artist haha, fianna fail".

If my partner was happy out, on the dole, not even bothered to find another job - any job - don't think I would be hanging around.

Don't get me wrong, i've had my fun with wasters (real wasters, im not referring to all unemployed people as wasters) - people who really would sleep on the floor if there was work in their bed. They're just not someone I would ever date.

So you are talking about people who don't have a job rather than no money? If you met someone who was very wealthy but did nothing but laze about all the time would you still stick to your guns on that one?

Sykk · 19-07-2011 12:10PM

Storminateacup wrote: »

What pedestal?
I just don't keep all my eggs in one basket. I understand that people can lose their jobs, and its not a dumpable offence. However, I cannot abide people going on about "being on the social" or "government artist haha, fianna fail".

If my partner was happy out, on the dole, not even bothered to find another job - any job - don't think I would be hanging around.

Don't get me wrong, i've had my fun with wasters (real wasters, im not referring to all unemployed people as wasters) - people who really would sleep on the floor if there was work in their bed. They're just not someone I would ever date.

That's better explained, fair enough so

Storminateacup · 19-07-2011 12:19PM

Lux23 wrote: »

So you are talking about people who don't have a job rather than no money? If you met someone who was very wealthy but did nothing but laze about all the time would you still stick to your guns on that one?

Oh absolutely. It isnt about a well paying job at all. Its about not laying around at home all day, expecting life to bring you nice things, or complaining that your life is terrible, you cant afford holidays ect.

Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it.

I give everything I have, to everything i do. I just expect others to do the same.

carlybabe1 · 19-07-2011 12:24PM

BBDBB wrote: »

so most blokes over the age of 40 then?

PMSL

orourkeda wrote: »

We all enjoy a good threesome and some good arse to mouth from time to time.

I think i just vomited in my mouth :eek:

Lux23 wrote: »

Yuck, that would be a deal breaker right there. I am not putting your arse in my mouth.

+1

Alter-Ego wrote: »

That's very closed minded. cheek

FYP

Good sense of humour, and the very rare ability to act like a grown up and not assume Im going to mammy him for the rest of his life

Lux23 · 19-07-2011 12:24PM

But I am talking about someone who has money, just doesn't work.

Caraville · 19-07-2011 12:28PM

Wouldn't bother me if they were unemployed, but what would bother me is if they had no ambition to ever be otherwise.

I'd find it very hard to be with a man who spent more than an hour or so a day on computer games.

He'd have to get on with my friends and family.

Good hygiene. Should go without saying but unfortunately it needs to be said sometimes!

No politicians- I think an interest in current affairs is important, but I hate the ráiméis that somes with politicians. Met this guy lately who was Fianna Fáil obsessed. Like it was ALL he talked about. It was a night out, loosen up buddy. I was asked was he chatting me up, but I think he would have preferred Willie O'Dea to have his babies than me.

I'd have to be attracted to him, but I'm not that fussy about looks- it takes more than that to be attractive (cheesy but true). I like a funny man. A man who's a little bit odd actually (but not a total weirdo). I'm not into real career types. Having a career is great and all- but it's what you do, not who you are.

Oh, and no long hair. Sorry

Storminateacup · 19-07-2011 12:30PM

Lux23 wrote: »

But I am talking about someone who has money, just doesn't work.

So am I.

People with a lot of money are either famous, or spoiled. And I don't think anyone spoiled could cope with me, and vice versa.

Just because they have money doesn't give them a free pass to be lazy.
Money doesn't mean sucess. I have my own money, my own income. I am independent of my partner.

curlzy · 19-07-2011 12:30PM

He must:

Be over 6 foot tall
Have blonde hair and blue eyes
Remind me a of a bad ass viking
Be as sweet and gentle as a teddy bear with me
Be able to literally pick me up and throw me over his shoulder
Bring me flowers and chocolate just because
Enjoy cooking
Be a demon in the sack
Be extremely well hung

. . . . . woops just described my other half

:D:D

Blazer · 19-07-2011 12:38PM

I've a few requirements..nothing too much

1. Non smoker- Gave them up recently so don't want the added temptation
2. Light Drinker - Barely drink anymore so not really interested in seeing my gf falling around langers with her baps hanging out and puking her guts up
3. Own car- So she's not constantly asking me to drive her around the place
4. Job - Doesn't matter what it is (except hooker) as long as she has her own money to treat herself
5 Intelligent- There is absolutely nothing worse than seeing an incredibly beautiful women and then she opens her mouth and she turns out to be a complete retard with the iq of a gnat
6. Non-Racist /Open minded
7. Sense of humour - Has to make me laugh
8. Attractiveness - Obviously I have to be attracted to her and vica versa, if she/I put on weight etc I expect to be called/call her on it and get our butts to a gym etc.
9. Great cook- I don't want to be feeling our kids on takeways.

Big Nasty · 19-07-2011 12:39PM

Nice t1ts
Naturally dark complexion
Brunette
Long hair
Bit of craic

Spread · 19-07-2011 12:39PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

OOO right yes Im going to go out with a girl for a year and bye a house with her....

wtf are you stupid? =

My od man says never ever get involved with a woman like that till your in your mid 30s... and you've got a job worthy of backign up my exspenisve tastes :cool:

I'm inclined to listen to him.

Perhaps she just has a head cold. Please leave her alone

irishbird wrote: »

No kids
Own Car
Own House

i suppose 2 out of 3 aint bad

We had meatloaf for dinner last night

Sykk wrote: »

Must be lonely up there on your pedestal.. :rolleyes:

Remember, men that put women on pedestals rarely knock them off

smash · 19-07-2011 12:43PM

Spread wrote: »

.....

Does your username refer to you requirements in your potential OH?

Spread · 19-07-2011 12:48PM

steve06 wrote: »

Does your username refer to you requirements in your potential OH?

Oi! Over here OH means outhouse

And Spread is an anagram for DRAPES as in M-E-H!

Snowie · 19-07-2011 12:52PM

Spread wrote: »

Perhaps she just has a head cold. Please leave her alone

and people should really learn that a spelling mistake is a spelling misteak and they have no fvcking reason or right to correct some one... :rolleyes:

and who the fvck are you to tell me other wise ?

Spread · 19-07-2011 12:58PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

and people should really learn that a spelling mistake is a spelling misteak and they have no fvcking reason or right to correct some one... :rolleyes:

and who the fvck are you to tell me other wise ?

I, Spread, your humbel servant apologize profusely. Please!

Snowie · 19-07-2011 01:00PM

Spread wrote: »

I, Spread, your humbel servant apologize profusely. Please!

wtf are you her gimp or soemthing

Frank Black · 19-07-2011 01:01PM

Sc@recrow wrote: »

9. Great cook- I don't want to be feeling our kids on takeways.

You do know that scientists have recently discovered that it’s possible for a man to cook?

Witchie · 19-07-2011 01:02PM

In an ideal world my oh would be:

Over 6 foot tall, non smoker, doesn't do drugs, funny, intelligent but not a genius who makes me feel stupid, up for adventure and travel and a league of Ireland fan.

I know the last one is a bit odd but if I am to be serious about someone he needs to understand that from March to October I have another love in my life and if he is a fan he will get that.

In reality I usually end up with short smokers.:-(

Spread · 19-07-2011 01:03PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

wtf are you her gimp or soemthing

Speaking in the third person singular ........... I'm getting outta here.

The Princess Bride · 19-07-2011 01:08PM

Sc@recrow wrote: »

I've a few requirements..nothing too much

9. Great cook- I don't want to be feeling our kids on takeways.

Would be a dealbreaker with most women,I'd imagine.
Try feeding the kids instead......otherwise,could get a tad messy:rolleyes:

efb · 19-07-2011 01:14PM

Power bottom

Kojak · 19-07-2011 01:22PM

Plenty of money and plenty of land coming with her. Them's my requirements!

wyndham · 19-07-2011 01:39PM

efb wrote: »

Power bottom

Like a bionic arse?

Mr. Denton · 19-07-2011 01:50PM

Witchie wrote: »

In an ideal world my oh would be:

Over 6 foot tall, non smoker, doesn't do drugs, funny, intelligent but not a genius who makes me feel stupid, up for adventure and travel and a league of Ireland fan.

I know the last one is a bit odd but if I am to be serious about someone he needs to understand that from March to October I have another love in my life and if he is a fan he will get that.

In reality I usually end up with short smokers.:-(

Well that's what you'll find at LOI matches.

orourkeda · 19-07-2011 04:13PM

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

OOO right yes Im going to go out with a girl for a year and bye a house with her....

wtf are you stupid? =

My od man says never ever get involved with a woman like that till your in your mid 30s... and you've got a job worthy of backign up my exspenisve tastes :cool:

I'm inclined to listen to him.

It was a joke.

Look at how You spelt manners

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