Potential OH requirments

Storminateacup

Is there a checklist that any potential boyfriend/girlfriend must meet before you'd even consider it?
Biggest turn offs?

For me - they would have to be employed and non smoker.
Unfair, perhaps, in the current climate, but there you go.

Mr_Man!

Would ya dump 'em if they lost their job?

El Guapo!

1. Boobs
2. Pulse


in that order

Elba101

Wouldn't be too worried about my OH being empolyed jusy as long as they have direction and know what they want.

A whitty person would definitly do the job for me

Emiko

Latent psychotic tendencies usually put me off.

Thatnastyboy

good spelling :pac:

emeraldstar

Wasn't this just done last week? :rolleyes:

CardBordWindow

A bit of craic. Not dull and boring.
Good looks helps, but not essential.

Storminateacup

Mr_Man! wrote: »

Would ya dump 'em if they lost their job?

It depends how I felt about them.

Current boyfriend, I wouldn't, but being honest, if he didn't make suitable effort to find another job, pronto, then it would leave me questioning the entire relationship.

slippy wicket

At this stage.

Pulse
Boobs
Non smoker
Keeps the ladygarden well trimmed (nothing kills passion like having to pull pubes out of your teeth)

Storminateacup

emeraldstar wrote: »

Wasn't this just done last week? :rolleyes:

Well, EmeraldStar. I do apologise.

Unfortunately, I don't patrol the boards quite as much as you seem to, so i hope you can forgive me not being original.



:rolleyes:

itsallaboutheL

Storminateacup wrote: »

For me - they would have to be employed

What a horrible bitch.

jester77

She must be an angel in the kitchen and a demon in the sack

Kevin Duffy

The inability to use the search function, complete dealbreaker for me.

Mr_Man!

Stupid question probs, but what does OH stand for? :S

Storminateacup

Other Half, I'm sure.

Dumb term but seems to be all the rage on the internets!

Thatnastyboy

slippy wicket wrote: »

At this stage.

Pulse
Boobs
Non smoker
Keeps the ladygarden well trimmed (nothing kills passion like having to pull pubes out of your teeth)

first 2 yep, next 2 nope,

I never mind trimmin' the ladygarden, you can use the pubes to do a bit of flossin' :pac:



Seriously though, I dont set any pre-requirements for wimmins, its REALLY shallow I reckon.

Sometimes you just don't know what it is you like about them, but ya know when ya like it

NothingMan

Nothing too stringent. Warm, affectionate, easy going, attractive, self assured and of course laser beams shooting out of her nipples.

Frank Black

They must be kind, sensitive, intelligent, funny, and confident, possess a sense of adventure, be agreeable, friendly, socially adept, charming, classy, easy going, modest, polite, sensual, tactful and creative.

A nice rack would be good too.

Mr_Man!

Ah I see.

For me, someone sound, good craic to be with and not too bad on the eyes.
Simples.

Thatnastyboy

Mr_Man! wrote: »

Stupid question probs, but what does OH stand for? :S

Out half, you know- rugby.. DUUHH

emeraldstar

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

good spelling :pac:

And, even more importantly, grammar!

Dravokivich

Storminateacup wrote: »

Other Half, I'm sure.

Dumb term but seems to be all the rage on the internets!

As oppossed to Significant Other, or Partner.

Lux23

Intelligent and educated (whether that's self educated or traditonally so). I can have a good time with someone who is a bit on the dumb side but I can rarely go beyond a few dates with them.

Napper Hawkins

As smart as or smarter than me, sense of humour, healthy, fit, good manners, above average looks, not a slave to fashion or trends and not a bitch, thanks.

staker

As long as she's not irish, I'm happy.

komodosp

Having gotten points in the Leaving that are divisible by 100. Gives us something to talk about.

Napper Hawkins

komodosp wrote: »

Having gotten points in the Leaving that are divisible by 100. Gives us something to talk about.

So when you've finished patting each others backs about doing well in a memory test you took as children, what will you talk about then?

IvyTheTerrible

Requirement no. 1: Not calling me their OH.

policarp

As long as she hasn't got a pimple on her @rse...

mackg

Fairly intelligent.
Good manners.
Goes out to cinema, gigs, pub etc.
Open minded.

BBDBB

Dean09 wrote: »

1. Boobs
2. Pulse


in that order

so most blokes over the age of 40 then?

orourkeda

Tits.

Thats all I care about.

orourkeda

mackg wrote: »

Fairly intelligent.
Good manners.
Goes out to cinema, gigs, pub etc.
Open minded.

We all enjoy a good threesome and some good arse to mouth from time to time.

EverEvolving

So long as they don't smell and they laugh at my stupid jokes I'm happy.

Don't really have a deal maker/deal breaker list.

Lux23

orourkeda wrote: »

We all enjoy a good threesome and some good arse to mouth from time to time.

Yuck, that would be a deal breaker right there. I am not putting your arse in my mouth.

Alter-Ego

Lux23 wrote: »

Yuck, that would be a deal breaker right there. I am not putting your arse in my mouth.

That's very closed minded.

Snowie

good natured sense of style and attractive... OO and good manors...

I think thing like unemployed or student that kinda thing is just well to me it kinda say that the girl expects the man to pay their way!

orourkeda

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

good natured sense of style and attractive... OO and good manors...

I think thing like unemployed or student that kinda thing is just well to me it kinda say that the girl expects the man to pay their way!

It would be nice to have someone who could play the property market.

Lux23

Alter-Ego wrote: »

That's very closed minded.

Fair enough.

orourkeda

Lux23 wrote: »

Yuck, that would be a deal breaker right there. I am not putting your arse in my mouth.

I just hope you're not a bloke.

Lux23

orourkeda wrote: »

I just hope you're not a bloke.

Its amazing how many people here call me man or dude.

smash

In the words of Podge and Rodge "all she needs is a hole and a heart beat"

Snowie

orourkeda wrote: »

It would be nice to have someone who could play the property market.

OOO right yes Im going to go out with a girl for a year and bye a house with her....

wtf are you stupid? =

My od man says never ever get involved with a woman like that till your in your mid 30s... and you've got a job worthy of backign up my exspenisve tastes :cool:

I'm inclined to listen to him.

deisedave

staker wrote: »

As long as she's not irish, I'm happy.

lol I take it your not in Ireland if you hate the people so much

Lux23

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

OOO right yes Im going to go out with a girl for a year and bye a house with her....

wtf are you stupid? =

My od man says never ever get involved with a woman like that till your in your mid 30s... and you've got a job worthy of backign up my exspenisve tastes :cool:

I'm inclined to listen to him.

You should win a prize for the most unfortunate typos in a post.

John Mason

No kids
Own Car
Own House

i suppose 2 out of 3 aint bad

Mr. Denton

Must have small feet (to get close to cooker / kitchen sink) and enjoy being chained to a bed 23 hours a day.

--Kaiser--

Must be able to play the piano, violin, flute or other classical instrument to at least grade 5
Singing voice with upwards of a two octave range
Must be able to quote liberally from the classics; Shakespeare, Dante, Milton et al.
Current or (recently) former model a distinct advantage
C cup to F cup inclusive
5 foot 5 to 6 foot 3 inclusive
Must be proficient in a team style sport (basketball, volleyball etc.)
Fluent in at least three languages
A gourmet chef
A certain amount of flexibility a plus

Snowie

Lux23 wrote: »

You should win a prize for the most unfortunate typos in a post.

I should? Are you going to present it to me in a bikini and brown olive skin with erect nipples showing and then let me take you behind the stand and disslodge what ever you got stuck up your arse?

Eve_Dublin

After Hours feeling more and more like the Twilight Zone recently. Same threads again and again. And again.

Do you reckon we've discussed everything that can be discussed and pondered and ripped the piss out of everything that can be pondered and have the piss ripped out of it? Like philisophers who one day say, "Finished!". The apocalypse is near....