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  • #32
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Dean09 wrote: »
    1. Boobs
    2. Pulse


    in that order


    so most blokes over the age of 40 then?


  • #33
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Tits.

    Thats all I care about.


  • #34
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    mackg wrote: »
    Fairly intelligent.
    Good manners.
    Goes out to cinema, gigs, pub etc.
    Open minded.

    We all enjoy a good threesome and some good arse to mouth from time to time.


  • #35
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    So long as they don't smell and they laugh at my stupid jokes I'm happy.

    Don't really have a deal maker/deal breaker list.


  • #36
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    orourkeda wrote: »
    We all enjoy a good threesome and some good arse to mouth from time to time.

    Yuck, that would be a deal breaker right there. I am not putting your arse in my mouth.


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  • #37
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Yuck, that would be a deal breaker right there. I am not putting your arse in my mouth.
    That's very closed minded.


  • #38
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    good natured sense of style and attractive... OO and good manors...

    I think thing like unemployed or student that kinda thing is just well to me it kinda say that the girl expects the man to pay their way!


  • #39
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    good natured sense of style and attractive... OO and good manors...

    I think thing like unemployed or student that kinda thing is just well to me it kinda say that the girl expects the man to pay their way!

    It would be nice to have someone who could play the property market.


  • #40
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Alter-Ego wrote: »
    That's very closed minded.

    Fair enough.


  • #41
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Lux23 wrote: »
    Yuck, that would be a deal breaker right there. I am not putting your arse in my mouth.

    I just hope you're not a bloke.


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  • #42
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    orourkeda wrote: »
    I just hope you're not a bloke.

    Its amazing how many people here call me man or dude.


  • #43
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    In the words of Podge and Rodge "all she needs is a hole and a heart beat"


  • #44
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    orourkeda wrote: »
    It would be nice to have someone who could play the property market.


    OOO right yes Im going to go out with a girl for a year and bye a house with her....

    wtf are you stupid? =

    My od man says never ever get involved with a woman like that till your in your mid 30s... and you've got a job worthy of backign up my exspenisve tastes :cool:

    I'm inclined to listen to him.


  • #45
    deisedave
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭deisedave


    staker wrote: »
    As long as she's not irish, I'm happy.

    lol I take it your not in Ireland if you hate the people so much


  • #46
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    OOO right yes Im going to go out with a girl for a year and bye a house with her....

    wtf are you stupid? =

    My od man says never ever get involved with a woman like that till your in your mid 30s... and you've got a job worthy of backign up my exspenisve tastes :cool:

    I'm inclined to listen to him.

    You should win a prize for the most unfortunate typos in a post.


  • #47
    John Mason
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 10,661 ✭✭✭✭John Mason


    No kids
    Own Car
    Own House

    i suppose 2 out of 3 aint bad


  • #48
    Mr. Denton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 867 ✭✭✭Mr. Denton


    Must have small feet (to get close to cooker / kitchen sink) and enjoy being chained to a bed 23 hours a day.


  • #49
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Must be able to play the piano, violin, flute or other classical instrument to at least grade 5
    Singing voice with upwards of a two octave range
    Must be able to quote liberally from the classics; Shakespeare, Dante, Milton et al.
    Current or (recently) former model a distinct advantage
    C cup to F cup inclusive
    5 foot 5 to 6 foot 3 inclusive
    Must be proficient in a team style sport (basketball, volleyball etc.)
    Fluent in at least three languages
    A gourmet chef
    A certain amount of flexibility a plus


  • #50
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Lux23 wrote: »
    You should win a prize for the most unfortunate typos in a post.


    I should? Are you going to present it to me in a bikini and brown olive skin with erect nipples showing and then let me take you behind the stand and disslodge what ever you got stuck up your arse? :)


  • #51
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    After Hours feeling more and more like the Twilight Zone recently. Same threads again and again. And again. :(

    Do you reckon we've discussed everything that can be discussed and pondered and ripped the piss out of everything that can be pondered and have the piss ripped out of it? Like philisophers who one day say, "Finished!". The apocalypse is near....


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  • #52
    mikehunts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 371 ✭✭mikehunts


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    Is there a checklist that any potential boyfriend/girlfriend must meet before you'd even consider it?
    Biggest turn offs?

    For me - they would have to be employed and non smoker.
    Unfair, perhaps, in the current climate, but there you go.

    They must be well overweight with a passion for junk food. Biggest turn off the gym.


  • #53
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    I should? Are you going to present it to me in a bikini and brown olive skin with erect nipples showing and then let me take you behind the stand and disslodge what ever you got stuck up your arse? :)

    You don't even realise what you said, do you? :p


  • #54
    Sykk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,327 ✭✭✭Sykk


    She must be:

    Rich, beautiful, funny, intelligent, creative, funny, fit, curvy, talented, good job, good in the sack, thoughtful, kind, non-Irish, brunette.

    Everyone else can feck off.

    It's working out well for me so far.


  • #55
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Lux23 wrote: »
    You don't even realise what you said, do you? :p

    ooo maybe you could teach me, I'm a quick learner you could dress up as a teacher with hot clothes on and each time i got an answer right you got naked ?

    :)


  • #56
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    ooo maybe you could teach me, I'm a quick learner you could dress up as a teacher with hot clothes on and each time i got an answer right you got naked ?

    :)

    I think you are a lost cause at this stage.


  • #57
    realdanbreen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,312 ✭✭✭realdanbreen


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    It depends how I felt about them.

    Current boyfriend, I wouldn't, but being honest, if he didn't make suitable effort to find another job, pronto, then it would leave me questioning the entire relationship.

    What if you lose your job? Should he give you the elbow?


  • #58
    Storminateacup
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    realdanbreen wrote: »
    What if you lose your job? Should he give you the elbow?
    If it was a deal breaker for him? Thankfully I don't see this ever being an issue, because even if I did lose my job, I still have a lot of work freelance, and I am not the kind of person who would be able to live on the dole.


  • #59
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Lux23 wrote: »
    I think you are a lost cause at this stage.

    O really? maybe you could help me find my way :pac:

    Im going with with swiss gouda :)


  • #60
    Lux23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,134 ✭✭✭Lux23


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    If it was a deal breaker for him? Thankfully I don't see this ever being an issue, because even if I did lose my job, I still have a lot of work freelance, and I am not the kind of person who would be able to live on the dole.

    Ah don't be so sure about that, you could lose your job because you did something really stupid and then lose all the freelance work.

    Two months later you will hanging outside a Centra in your pyjamas drinking Druid's Glen and getting fingered by a man with no fingers.


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  • #61
    realdanbreen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,312 ✭✭✭realdanbreen


    Storminateacup wrote: »
    If it was a deal breaker for him? Thankfully I don't see this ever being an issue, because even if I did lose my job, I still have a lot of work freelance, and I am not the kind of person who would be able to live on the dole.

    I'd say you're fairly high maintenance. Has he ever seen you without your makeup on?


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