Potential OH requirments

Storminateacup · 19-07-2011 09:34AM #1

Is there a checklist that any potential boyfriend/girlfriend must meet before you'd even consider it?
Biggest turn offs?

For me - they would have to be employed and non smoker.
Unfair, perhaps, in the current climate, but there you go.

Mr_Man! · 19-07-2011 09:36AM

Would ya dump 'em if they lost their job?

El Guapo! · 19-07-2011 09:37AM

1. Boobs
2. Pulse

in that order

Elba101 · 19-07-2011 09:37AM

Wouldn't be too worried about my OH being empolyed jusy as long as they have direction and know what they want.

A whitty person would definitly do the job for me

Emiko · 19-07-2011 09:37AM

Latent psychotic tendencies usually put me off.

Thatnastyboy · 19-07-2011 09:38AM

good spelling :pac:

emeraldstar · 19-07-2011 09:39AM

Wasn't this just done last week? :rolleyes:

CardBordWindow · 19-07-2011 09:40AM

A bit of craic. Not dull and boring.
Good looks helps, but not essential.

Storminateacup · 19-07-2011 09:41AM

Mr_Man! wrote: »

Would ya dump 'em if they lost their job?

It depends how I felt about them.

Current boyfriend, I wouldn't, but being honest, if he didn't make suitable effort to find another job, pronto, then it would leave me questioning the entire relationship.

slippy wicket · 19-07-2011 09:42AM

At this stage.

Pulse
Boobs
Non smoker
Keeps the ladygarden well trimmed (nothing kills passion like having to pull pubes out of your teeth)

Storminateacup · 19-07-2011 09:42AM

emeraldstar wrote: »

Wasn't this just done last week? :rolleyes:

Well, EmeraldStar. I do apologise.

Unfortunately, I don't patrol the boards quite as much as you seem to, so i hope you can forgive me not being original.

:rolleyes:

itsallaboutheL · 19-07-2011 09:42AM

Storminateacup wrote: »

For me - they would have to be employed

What a horrible bitch.

jester77 · 19-07-2011 09:43AM

She must be an angel in the kitchen and a demon in the sack

Kevin Duffy · 19-07-2011 09:44AM

The inability to use the search function, complete dealbreaker for me.

Mr_Man! · 19-07-2011 09:47AM

Stupid question probs, but what does OH stand for? :S

Storminateacup · 19-07-2011 09:49AM

Other Half, I'm sure.

Dumb term but seems to be all the rage on the internets!

Thatnastyboy · 19-07-2011 09:49AM

slippy wicket wrote: »

At this stage.

Pulse
Boobs
Non smoker
Keeps the ladygarden well trimmed (nothing kills passion like having to pull pubes out of your teeth)

first 2 yep, next 2 nope,

I never mind trimmin' the ladygarden, you can use the pubes to do a bit of flossin' :pac:

Seriously though, I dont set any pre-requirements for wimmins, its REALLY shallow I reckon.

Sometimes you just don't know what it is you like about them, but ya know when ya like it

NothingMan · 19-07-2011 09:49AM

Nothing too stringent. Warm, affectionate, easy going, attractive, self assured and of course laser beams shooting out of her nipples.

Frank Black · 19-07-2011 09:49AM

They must be kind, sensitive, intelligent, funny, and confident, possess a sense of adventure, be agreeable, friendly, socially adept, charming, classy, easy going, modest, polite, sensual, tactful and creative.

A nice rack would be good too.

Mr_Man! · 19-07-2011 09:50AM

Ah I see.

For me, someone sound, good craic to be with and not too bad on the eyes.
Simples.

Thatnastyboy · 19-07-2011 09:50AM

Mr_Man! wrote: »

Stupid question probs, but what does OH stand for? :S

Out half, you know- rugby.. DUUHH

emeraldstar · 19-07-2011 09:50AM

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

good spelling :pac:

And, even more importantly, grammar!

Dravokivich · 19-07-2011 09:52AM

Storminateacup wrote: »

Other Half, I'm sure.

Dumb term but seems to be all the rage on the internets!

As oppossed to Significant Other, or Partner.

Lux23 · 19-07-2011 09:52AM

Intelligent and educated (whether that's self educated or traditonally so). I can have a good time with someone who is a bit on the dumb side but I can rarely go beyond a few dates with them.

Napper Hawkins · 19-07-2011 09:53AM

As smart as or smarter than me, sense of humour, healthy, fit, good manners, above average looks, not a slave to fashion or trends and not a bitch, thanks.