THINGS YOU HAVE DONE ON A BUS

dandruff_ie · 16-07-2011 11:25AM #1

What have you seen being done on a Dublin Bus or have you done any thing on the bus ?

what number was it ?

:eek:

iangobl · 16-07-2011 11:29AM

I once got the 15 all the way to town and back

Son Of A Vidic · 16-07-2011 11:32AM

What part of AH makes you think it's actually the Dublin forum?

vicwatson · 16-07-2011 11:32AM

Spoke on my mobile once on the 46A. It was great fun.:rolleyes:

Oh, and I looked out the window another day - that was great.

is there a point to this thread or are you just bored?

AG2R · 16-07-2011 11:33AM

I've drank on a bus not proud of it though :L 123

Flash86 · 16-07-2011 11:34AM

As a kid went to get the 20b to town, got it going the wrong way. Went to Artane Castle instead. Wild.

Sweatynutsack · 16-07-2011 11:35AM

I touched an old lady on a bus once

Saila · 16-07-2011 11:37AM

closed all the windows and farted

keanooo · 16-07-2011 11:37AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

What part of AH makes you think it's actually the Dublin forum?

I think it's obvious to most people that he's talking about Dublin. No need to be such a pedant.

alwaysadub · 16-07-2011 11:38AM

I fell asleep once. Didn't miss my stop though.

cloneslad · 16-07-2011 11:38AM

About 6 years ago I went to cavan on one......I wish I could erase the memory!!

allthedoyles · 16-07-2011 11:39AM

I stood up and gave my seat to an older person once .

WIZE · 16-07-2011 11:40AM

I like licking Bus Windows

RichieC · 16-07-2011 11:40AM

seen blokes doing heroine... 77 to tallaght years ago.. the fking neck of them.

syklops · 16-07-2011 11:41AM

I drank 2 beers and watched Oceans 13 on the bus to Prague.

YouTookMyName · 16-07-2011 11:42AM

Picked me nose.

BEASTERLY · 16-07-2011 11:42AM

iangobl wrote: »

I once got the 15 all the way to town and back

Theres no number 15 in town!

ucdmike · 16-07-2011 11:45AM

I drive a car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1V_qz9I1Nk

cloneslad · 16-07-2011 11:46AM

awaiting obligatory " I don't know what a tracker mortgage is" comment

Son Of A Vidic · 16-07-2011 11:55AM

keanooo wrote: »

I think it's obvious to most people that he's talking about Dublin.

Ah one will always come along, but thanks anyway because you've just made my point.

stupidusername · 16-07-2011 11:59AM

not in dublin, on a local bus back home, i ahem.. relieved my boyfriend at the back of the bus

stephen_k · 16-07-2011 11:59AM

Things I have done on Dublin bus

Choked at 7am because of the amount of people smoking hash on the top deck of the 77....

Had to raise my feet up because of the river of piss that kept sloshing up and down as the bus accelorated and braked...

Jump up of my seat as someone leaned back to puke in the aisle

Miss my stop because the bus was so f*cking crowded couldn't get off in time and w*nker driver wouldn't wait...

Duck as some skanger started throwing seats he had ripped out, up the bus

Duck as the window just behind me was smashed by some skanger cnut throwing stones at the bus....

Think that covers it....

stovelid · 16-07-2011 12:20PM

Bus Surf.

Top game to play if the bus goes along a route with a lot of hills and sharp turns.

To play:

Drink a lot.

Find bus route not prone to routine violent social disorder (important)

Stand on the last two seats (before the back seat) up stairs with one foot on seat on either side of the aisle

Adopt faux-surfer pose: arms spread out like a large sea bird and pensive forward stare fixed firmly on imaginary oceanic horizon

Person that stays balanced and standing on the seats longest wins

Bassboxxx · 16-07-2011 12:24PM

I done a recreation of a bus trip I'd be on for a murder inquiry.

stupidusername · 16-07-2011 12:26PM

Bassboxxx wrote: »

I done a recreation of a bus trip I'd be on for a murder inquiry.

what?

TheZohanS · 16-07-2011 12:29PM

Ah look, a poor peoples thread, how quaint.

Fizman · 16-07-2011 12:32PM

Commuted.

Bassboxxx · 16-07-2011 12:32PM

stupidusername wrote: »

what?

Good few years ago a woman was murdered after she got off a nite link I'd be on and passengers were asked to contact the guards to answer some questions. They brought us to a bus to show where we'd be sitting and stuff like that.

I wasn't the murderer by the way...

thebigbiffo · 16-07-2011 12:36PM

had a quick fap down the back of a deserted bus to limerick - boredom, 16 year old hormones and a copy of the sun make young fellas do some pretty ****ed up s'hit.

stovelid · 16-07-2011 12:39PM

thebigbiffo wrote: »

had a quick fap down the back of a deserted bus to limerick - boredom, 16 year old hormones and a copy of the sun make young fellas do some pretty ****ed up s'hit.

I hope you drew the curtains.

The women on the streets of Limerick wouldn't have helped your horn much.

thebigbiffo · 16-07-2011 12:42PM

stovelid wrote: »

I hope you drew the curtains.

The women on the streets of Limerick wouldn't have helped your horn much.

i was waving me mickey at passing motorists.

i was on a night out in Limerick recently enough and the place was chock full of decent birds - they could have been tourists i suppose.

THINGS YOU HAVE DONE ON A BUS

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