The fattest of the fat

The Scientician · 14-07-2011 01:36PM

spider guardian wrote: »

She should try and mix it up with a few good days on the bog.

FTFY

The Scientician · 14-07-2011 01:36PM

Minstrel27 wrote: »

People pay to watch this woman eat?

Hurray for capitalism!

wild_cat · 14-07-2011 01:38PM

I went to her website. She's about to sit on this fellows face - http://www.officialdonnasimpson.com/images/squash-_0001.jpg .

Put a bean bag on your head. Its safer and cheaper.

annascott · 14-07-2011 01:51PM

That is disgraceful. Why is she throwing her life away like this? She isn't even unattractive - I mean, apart from the obvious FAT. I was expecting her to have horrid grey unhealthy looking skin etc. She looks quite young. Such a shame. Obviously a mental health issue there.

figarofigaro · 14-07-2011 01:54PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

She is making 90K a year.

That's more than most people.

She might be earning money but what is she actually contributing? Is the world a better place for having her?

ColeTrain · 14-07-2011 01:54PM

I'd pay to see Sergeant Hartman run this disgusting fat body around his obstacle course.

DublinWriter · 14-07-2011 01:55PM

figarofigaro wrote: »

She is dead weight for society. Workers have to shoulder the burden of this slob.

You obviously missed the part that said she makes $90K a year, right?

The_Kew_Tour · 14-07-2011 01:56PM

She wont live long enough to spend the money.

Spread · 14-07-2011 01:59PM

wild_cat wrote: »

I went to her website. She's about to SIT on this fellows face - http://www.officialdonnasimpson.com/images/squash-_0001.jpg .

Put a bean bag on your head. Its safer and cheaper.

Just did a double take there. Not on the photo but on your text. Did you leave out the H intentionally or was it an excitable typo?

wild_cat · 14-07-2011 02:00PM

The_Kew_Tour wrote: »

She wont live long enough to spend the money.

I was just thinking would there be any other uses for her. Can you light lamps from human fat oil like you can with whale?

Jarren · 14-07-2011 02:01PM

afatbollix · 14-07-2011 02:02PM

The UKs fattest man got £150,000 a year in health care in forms of nurses and carers...

Id say she eats more than $90k a year in food!

At least the yanks wont put her in hospital unless she pays..

wild_cat · 14-07-2011 02:03PM

Spread wrote: »

Just did a double take there. Not on the photo but on your text. Did you leave out the H intentionally or was it an excitable typo?

Ha ha no. It was the only word I could think of. Gently perch her bottom on his visage doesn't describe the photo in the correct manner.

Bottle_of_Smoke · 14-07-2011 02:04PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

She is making 90K a year.

That's more than most people.

and likely to go up after this exposure

figarofigaro · 14-07-2011 02:04PM

DublinWriter wrote: »

You obviously missed the part that said she makes $90K a year, right?

I probably should have made it more clear to be fair. I know she's making money but I see this as an extreme example of how people can make money and still be talentless, lazy and selfish. Obviously she's providing a "service" to people who are quite happy to pay. All I'm saying is, in my opinion, I think it's a sad reflection on modern society.

Logical Fallacy · 14-07-2011 02:06PM

figarofigaro wrote: »

She might be earning money but what is she actually contributing? Is the world a better place for having her?

I guess it is to the people who are paying to watch her eat.

Question, what have YOU done to make the world a better place. How much better off are all us for you having been born?

Lots of the usual ****e coming out in this thread, who gives a **** if some bint wants to eat herself to death?

Spread · 14-07-2011 02:06PM

I think I read about her somewhere a few weeks ago. If it is the same person, a photo showed her grocery shopping with her beautiful mixed race daughter who was called "her Feeder" in the article. The lady was seated in one of these battery-operated shopping trollies that are common over here - used by people with mobility problems. As you can imagine, her walking would be impaired. Getting away from the morbidity of the story, there should be questions asked about her parenting role - considering her skewed mental state.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2011437/Worlds-fattest-mother-Donna-Simpsons-daughter-4-feeder.html?ITO=1490

patmac · 14-07-2011 02:08PM

Earning 90k per year as people watch her eat, Jaysus some people will pay for anything.

mackg · 14-07-2011 02:09PM

Why are people watching this? is like "eewwww look at her eat the cake" or is it sexual? Please tell me it isn't:( *shudder*

Logical Fallacy · 14-07-2011 02:12PM

mackg wrote: »

Why are people watching this? is like "eewwww look at her eat the cake" or is it sexual? Please tell me it isn't:( *shudder*

Pretty much anything can be sexual, but a lot of ticks are just diet into control or non sexual perversion.

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if some people were paying to watch her eat and sitting in front of the computer screaming "FAT BITCH! UGLY FAT BITCH!" while working out their mother issues.

orourkeda · 14-07-2011 02:13PM

Who pays to watch someone eat?

I could kind of understand if they paid to watch her stick things up her fanny or something.

figarofigaro · 14-07-2011 02:15PM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Question, what have YOU done to make the world a better place. How much better off are all us for you having been born?

There wouldn't be any civilization as we now know it without people in my line of work. Let's just say that.

phill106 · 14-07-2011 02:17PM

90000 a year? Not much change out of that after you deduct food costs i would imagine.
Wonder how she managed to conceive? There must be feet of fat between her organs and the outside world!

Logical Fallacy · 14-07-2011 02:19PM

figarofigaro wrote: »

There wouldn't be any civilization without people in my line of work. Let's just say that.

So, you have basically learned based entirely off what others have done and are riding on the back of other peoples innovation.

What have you personally brought to your field? How have you innovated it and changed the world?

Not being smart, but there are strong odds that if you were not doing what you do...what you do would still be getting done.

Basically i'm just trying to point out that your statement applies to pretty much everyone who ever existed. There are billions and billions of people on the planet, and many more have existed...someone would always be there to fill the breach had any of us never existed.

That's just how it is.

mackg · 14-07-2011 02:22PM

figarofigaro wrote: »

There wouldn't be any civilization as we now know it without people in my line of work. Let's just say that.

Maybe he's Sid Meier.

Spread · 14-07-2011 02:23PM

figarofigaro wrote: »

There wouldn't be any civilization as we now know it without people in my line of work. Let's just say that.

Welcome to boards God!:D

ShadowHearth · 14-07-2011 02:24PM

Man the harpoons!!!

Frank Black · 14-07-2011 02:25PM

figarofigaro wrote: »

There wouldn't be any civilization as we now know it without people in my line of work. Let's just say that.

Dental Nurse?

VenusPlays · 14-07-2011 02:32PM

sunflower27 wrote: »

I don't believe sushi is her favourite food.

You're just thinking in the wrong scale. No way is she eating a couple of tuna rolls. More like an entire humpback whale per sitting!

And now way 90k a year covers having so many doctors present when you give birth!!!! Her health bill has to outweigh any income she has (no pun intended)

Logical Fallacy · 14-07-2011 02:35PM

black francis wrote: »

Dental Nurse?

My money is on him being some form of engineer for the following reasons :

1) A willingness to take credit for other peoples work.
2) Inability to give a straight answer to an easy question.
3) Convinced civilization would ground to a halt without him.

The fattest of the fat

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