Weird Things You've Done Out of Boredom.

mattjack · 13-07-2011 10:59PM

jimthemental wrote: »

Sprayed a load of cheap (christmas present) aftershave on my desk in college and lit it, resulted in my hand going on fire and my eyebrows getting blown off.

I did this a few times, nearly always with the same result. Gob****e.

Once, I could understand....but a few times..? :pac::pac::pac:

Thatnastyboy · 13-07-2011 11:01PM

I stuck a couple of thousand empty cigarettes to my bedroom ceiling.
They pretty much covered the whole thing.

(the tobacco and filters had been removed...)

cant find the picture, ill edit and ad it in later.

Jess16 · 13-07-2011 11:02PM

Played Star Wars with my friends in Superquinn by using those self-scanner things as light sabres

wonderfulname · 13-07-2011 11:05PM

Oh, fire is a great one when bored, making a makeshift mini flamethrower out of deodorant and a lighter used to be a favourite time waster of mine, or doing as jimthemental did, never managed to get myself caught in that one though...

tonydude · 13-07-2011 11:06PM

Let my girlfriend varnish my toe nails, felt pretty afterwards :-)

seanbmc · 13-07-2011 11:09PM

Snorted the powder from those pixie stick things...

The Princess Bride · 13-07-2011 11:12PM

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

I stuck a couple of thousand empty cigarettes to my bedroom ceiling.
They pretty much covered the whole thing.

(the tobacco and filters had been removed...)

cant find the picture, ill edit and ad it in later.

Damien Hirst is that you?

Bykobap · 13-07-2011 11:12PM

Went to Serbia from Drogheda last year with my 50cc scooter... was really bored at the time though, dont know whether thats weird or stupid now. Anyway twas :cool:

DublinWriter · 13-07-2011 11:14PM

Record and play back Bertie Ahern's speeches backwards, looking for Satanic messages.

westendgirlie · 13-07-2011 11:14PM

I snorted a jack daniels and coke a cola.

Also let a friend tattoo my name on my fingers using the ink from a pen, a needle and a lighter. Couldn't take anymore after the third letter. Was many moons ago and thank feck it faded

mattjack · 13-07-2011 11:19PM

westendgirlie wrote: »

I snorted a jack daniels and coke a cola.

Also let a friend tattoo my name on my fingers using the ink from a pen, a needle and a lighter. Couldn't take anymore after the third letter. Was many moons ago and thank feck it faded

theres 13 letters in westen.....oh I get it....your REAL name

Pete M. · 13-07-2011 11:28PM

Started looking at this website called Boards.ie.

Never been bored since....

Thatnastyboy · 13-07-2011 11:30PM

msthe80s wrote: »

Damien Hirst is that you?

Rubberlegs · 13-07-2011 11:33PM

I look through the Yellow Pages, just to see can I find people I know. Get a strange little thrill out of it:o

df1985 · 13-07-2011 11:39PM

yimrsg wrote: »

Snorted dib dab sherbert in the college library after getting fed up studying for end of year exams. Highly recommended.

crushed up love heart sweets and did a line at exam time too......the sleep deprivation combined with red bull sends ye bonkers.

jonnyfingers · 13-07-2011 11:39PM

Once I was bored so I threw a pint of water onto the fire in the living room to see what would happen. Result = rotten smell of farts.

At least my curiosity was satisfied.

SuckMyGuitar · 13-07-2011 11:42PM

Arranged a platter of Ferrero Rocher into a large triangular formation.

df1985 · 13-07-2011 11:43PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Was sick for about 3-4 days after. Anytime I sniffled even the littlest bit, I wretched with the taste of salt at the back of my mouth.

Also threw up straight after doing it.

done it a few times drinking tequila, snorted the salt rather than lick it. its the little bit that trickles at the back of your throat thats rotten!

Pete M. · 13-07-2011 11:49PM

SuckMyGuitar wrote: »

Arranged a platter of Ferrero Rocher into a large triangular formation.

Was the Ambassador delighted?

SuckMyGuitar · 14-07-2011 12:05AM

Pete M. wrote: »

Was the Ambassador delighted?

Disappointingly not; he has a nut allergy.

Ben Hadad · 14-07-2011 12:10AM

I was bored in India once and saw a chicken coup selling live chickens with the in house butcher chopping up the next purchased chicken. Felt sorry for them so I bought one for about €4 and tied some string around his neck and brought him walking along the beach for a while. The string wasn't really working to well so mainly had to carry him in my arms. Bought him some food and basically brought him on a date.

After getting to know each other and meeting some of the locals and other high jinx, I waded into the water and threw him in to the air. I thought it would be funny to release him in this way. He fluttered around and swam/ran away, probably to be mauled by some wild dog, but maybe not.

He had a better chance of survival due to my actions than where he was. So before the moral brigade get on their NSPCA high horses (is that not literal animal cruelty?), it was mutually beneficial for both of us.

wonderboysam · 14-07-2011 12:17AM

my friends (cork) drove to supermacs... in galway

seanmacc · 14-07-2011 01:13AM

wonderboysam wrote: »

my friends (cork) drove to supermacs... in galway

It is the home of Supermacs and surely must of being the best supermacs experience of your life.

I used to live next to a golf course and periodically I would steal golf balls off the fairway. Them old fat lads really can move when you disappear off with their golf ball and particularly when they hit a half decent shot and distance. To get near my hiding spot they would have to of hit it over half way down the fairway on a par 4.

not_so_civil · 14-07-2011 01:16AM

I found a massive box of matches and built a beacon tower thing out of them (á la lord of the rings), then set it on fire for the craic

jugger0 · 14-07-2011 01:43AM

I pull hairs from my eyebrows/arms/nose... i ripped out a chunk of my eyebrow before, leaving a very noticeable baldspot.:o

Went out my back garden one night pouring salt on snails and slugs when i was 18, studying for the leaving i was....

The best thing ive ever done when bored was pulling a verruca out of my foot using a scissors, the feeling of relief and accomplishment was unreal, and to this day it has never grown back!

Stinicker · 14-07-2011 01:44AM

not_so_civil wrote: »

I found a massive box of matches and built a beacon tower thing out of them (á la lord of the rings), then set it on fire for the craic

I have various weird things I built out of ice cream sticks when I was a kid, used to love going to the beach and collecting ice cream sticks!

Another time I was in school I superglued a two euro coin to the floor and that was great fun watching people trying to pick it up.....

meh now I'm bored, i'll snort some white substance off a hookers ass I think!

ladysarastro · 14-07-2011 02:31AM

Ben Hadad wrote: »

I was bored in India once and saw a chicken coup selling live chickens with the in house butcher chopping up the next purchased chicken. Felt sorry for them so I bought one for about €4 and tied some string around his neck and brought him walking along the beach for a while. The string wasn't really working to well so mainly had to carry him in my arms. Bought him some food and basically brought him on a date.

After getting to know each other and meeting some of the locals and other high jinx, I waded into the water and threw him in to the air. I thought it would be funny to release him in this way. He fluttered around and swam/ran away, probably to be mauled by some wild dog, but maybe not.

He had a better chance of survival due to my actions than where he was. So before the moral brigade get on their NSPCA high horses (is that not literal animal cruelty?), it was mutually beneficial for both of us.

/forever alone

Toots · 14-07-2011 03:18AM

One night (still lived at home at the time) was back in the house with one of my friends after a night of boozing. It was around that time of the night when all the terrestrial channels stopped broadcasting (twas before the time of multiroom viewing on the sky box) so being bored and drunk we decided to make food.

Raided the fridge and found a jumbo pack of cocktail sausages. In our drunken state, we decided that putting them under the grill would take too long and would require too much cleaning, so we put half the pack on a plate and put them in the microwave. While the first batch were microwaving we decided it'd be a great idea to use the other sausages to make a 'burger patty' and that this would be the most epic thing ever eaten, so we got the sausage meat out of the skins and put it on another plate and put it in to microwave while we were eating the sausages. We were pretty distracted stuffing our faces when suddenly my friend looked up and went 'oh ****!'. There was smoke billowing out of the microwave and when we opened it the 'patty' was like charcoal in the middle but totally raw on the outsides!! I tells ya we weren't bored after that, spent the rest of the night trying to clean the microwave and get the smell out of the kitchen!

Bob Z · 14-07-2011 04:21AM

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

Judging by the puzzled smillie you are NOT Damien Hirst

Saila · 14-07-2011 04:33AM

this time we rang a bell on a house and ran away, MAD things we were..

/lit farts

Weird Things You've Done Out of Boredom.

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