Weird Things You've Done Out of Boredom.

Gary4279 · 13-07-2011 5:41pm #1

I'm on a week off from work and seeing as everyone else is busy, I've been pretty bored.

Today, upon discovering a baking weighing scale I weighed my testicles.
115 grams. and no, I hadn't.

What weird **** have you done out of boredom. fapping dosn't count.

pragmatic1 · 13-07-2011 5:46pm

Shaved my pubes. Never again.

orourkeda · 13-07-2011 5:47pm

Lost 5 grand playing poker

Gary4279 · 13-07-2011 5:48pm

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Shaved my pubes. Never again.

Its only a week later that the regret kicks in there.

CrazyRabbit · 13-07-2011 5:48pm

Replied to this thread...naked.

RichieC · 13-07-2011 5:49pm

I collected 150 lady birds in a matchbox and taped them to a rocket and blasted them into the sky.

Seachmall · 13-07-2011 5:49pm

I've burn marks on both my hands where I decided to play with a lighter when I was bored in college one day 2 years ago.

FatherLen · 13-07-2011 5:49pm

Gary4279 wrote: »

Its only a week later that the regret kicks in there.

the scratching!

Alter-Ego · 13-07-2011 5:52pm

I built a little house out of those golden packets of butter you get in restaurants with your full Irish.

Also, climbed onto the roof of my house for ****s n' giggles.

yimrsg · 13-07-2011 5:57pm

Snorted dib dab sherbert in the college library after getting fed up studying for end of year exams. Highly recommended.

Karona · 13-07-2011 5:58pm

yimrsg wrote: »

Snorted dib dab sherbert in the college library after getting fed up studying for end of year exams. Highly recommended.

One of my friends did that and he got a nose infection.:D

sgb · 13-07-2011 6:06pm

Cooked the dinner, cleaned the floors, took the washing in and thought about doing some ironing

whadafook · 13-07-2011 6:06pm

When studying for my leaving 14 years ago I created a giant spider web in my room with sellotape.

My Mun was not impressed when she got caught in it

evil_seed · 13-07-2011 6:07pm

yimrsg wrote: »

Snorted dib dab sherbert in the college library after getting fed up studying for end of year exams. Highly recommended.

did that at a house party cos everyone thought I was on drugs. I'll show them I thought. It stings really bad. Also did the shaving of pubes, plus legs chest and head out of boredom.

off.the.walls · 13-07-2011 6:22pm

When it snowed i got so bored i went for a walk in my shorts, no top just runners n shorts. My neighbours think i'm weird now, ah well i had a good laugh, bit chilly mind!

Mr. Manager · 13-07-2011 6:29pm

orourkeda wrote: »

Lost 5 grand playing poker

That's not exactly "weird". I've lost 5k playing poker and I certainly wouldn't call it weird...

Snorting a line of salt, now that's what I'd call weird.

Never.Again.

xoxyx · 13-07-2011 6:49pm

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Snorting a line of salt, now that's what I'd call weird.

Never.Again.

I'd recommend you don't try snorting pepper. First five seconds were ok - the next three hours were agony!!... Ummmm... that's what my stupid pepper-snorting friend tells me...

Mr. Manager · 13-07-2011 6:52pm

Was sick for about 3-4 days after. Anytime I sniffled even the littlest bit, I wretched with the taste of salt at the back of my mouth.

Also threw up straight after doing it.

xoxyx · 13-07-2011 6:54pm

Ohhhhh - that's way worse.

Damn - why do I want to try it myself now!?!

Pepper just meant streaming eyes and a roaring headache and 30 sneezes a minute - for three hours. Exhausting!!

wonderfulname · 13-07-2011 6:57pm

Looks like snorting random things is fairly common, my worst was cayenne pepper, never again.

Nolanger · 13-07-2011 8:08pm

Giving street beggars each a 1c coin.

.SONIC. · 13-07-2011 8:10pm

SNORTING CURRY POWDER also snorting lines of pepper (thought it would help with my blocked nose) turns out it did

im invisible · 13-07-2011 8:19pm

Crushed up a few 'pro-plus' caffine tablets and snorted them with a mate, because there was nothing else around, good times...

ldxo15wus6fpgm · 13-07-2011 8:48pm

snorted crushed up panadols on the school tour cause we couldnt get any weed. Stupid idea. 2 of us were fine, one had a nosebleed for like an hour. didn't feel any different after it... maybe a little slower?

Capt'n Midnight · 13-07-2011 8:57pm

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jimthemental · 13-07-2011 9:02pm

Sprayed a load of cheap (christmas present) aftershave on my desk in college and lit it, resulted in my hand going on fire and my eyebrows getting blown off.

I did this a few times, nearly always with the same result. Gob****e.

Shreddingblood · 13-07-2011 9:05pm

Snorted flake. I was sneezing chocolate for days. Mmmmmm.

PseudoFamous · 13-07-2011 9:08pm

Made a small, completely controllable fire with hand sanitiser on a desk on a cold day. It worked well until the fire alarm went off.

The Princess Bride · 13-07-2011 9:21pm

sgb wrote: »

Cooked the dinner, cleaned the floors, took the washing in and thought about doing some ironing

ya daredevil ya!

Fremen · 13-07-2011 9:53pm

Cooked salmon in the dishwasher, because I read an offhand remark in AH that it could be done.

Fremen · 13-07-2011 9:58pm

Wow, a lot of people snort wierd things. Closest I ever came was getting a pea stuck up my nose when I was five. Around the same time, I snorted orange juice through a straw because I had a headache and I figured the liquid would cool my brain down.

It didn't work.

mattjack · 13-07-2011 9:59pm

jimthemental wrote: »

Sprayed a load of cheap (christmas present) aftershave on my desk in college and lit it, resulted in my hand going on fire and my eyebrows getting blown off.

I did this a few times, nearly always with the same result. Gob****e.

Once, I could understand....but a few times..? :pac::pac::pac:

Thatnastyboy · 13-07-2011 10:01pm

I stuck a couple of thousand empty cigarettes to my bedroom ceiling.
They pretty much covered the whole thing.

(the tobacco and filters had been removed...)

cant find the picture, ill edit and ad it in later.

Jess16 · 13-07-2011 10:02pm

Played Star Wars with my friends in Superquinn by using those self-scanner things as light sabres

wonderfulname · 13-07-2011 10:05pm

Oh, fire is a great one when bored, making a makeshift mini flamethrower out of deodorant and a lighter used to be a favourite time waster of mine, or doing as jimthemental did, never managed to get myself caught in that one though...

tonydude · 13-07-2011 10:06pm

Let my girlfriend varnish my toe nails, felt pretty afterwards :-)

seanbmc · 13-07-2011 10:09pm

Snorted the powder from those pixie stick things...

The Princess Bride · 13-07-2011 10:12pm

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

I stuck a couple of thousand empty cigarettes to my bedroom ceiling.
They pretty much covered the whole thing.

(the tobacco and filters had been removed...)

cant find the picture, ill edit and ad it in later.

Damien Hirst is that you?

Bykobap · 13-07-2011 10:12pm

Went to Serbia from Drogheda last year with my 50cc scooter... was really bored at the time though, dont know whether thats weird or stupid now. Anyway twas :cool:

DublinWriter · 13-07-2011 10:14pm

Record and play back Bertie Ahern's speeches backwards, looking for Satanic messages.

westendgirlie · 13-07-2011 10:14pm

I snorted a jack daniels and coke a cola.

Also let a friend tattoo my name on my fingers using the ink from a pen, a needle and a lighter. Couldn't take anymore after the third letter. Was many moons ago and thank feck it faded

mattjack · 13-07-2011 10:19pm

westendgirlie wrote: »

I snorted a jack daniels and coke a cola.

Also let a friend tattoo my name on my fingers using the ink from a pen, a needle and a lighter. Couldn't take anymore after the third letter. Was many moons ago and thank feck it faded

theres 13 letters in westen.....oh I get it....your REAL name

Pete M. · 13-07-2011 10:28pm

Started looking at this website called Boards.ie.

Never been bored since....

Thatnastyboy · 13-07-2011 10:30pm

msthe80s wrote: »

Damien Hirst is that you?

Rubberlegs · 13-07-2011 10:33pm

I look through the Yellow Pages, just to see can I find people I know. Get a strange little thrill out of it:o

df1985 · 13-07-2011 10:39pm

yimrsg wrote: »

Snorted dib dab sherbert in the college library after getting fed up studying for end of year exams. Highly recommended.

crushed up love heart sweets and did a line at exam time too......the sleep deprivation combined with red bull sends ye bonkers.

jonnyfingers · 13-07-2011 10:39pm

Once I was bored so I threw a pint of water onto the fire in the living room to see what would happen. Result = rotten smell of farts.

At least my curiosity was satisfied.

SuckMyGuitar · 13-07-2011 10:42pm

Arranged a platter of Ferrero Rocher into a large triangular formation.

df1985 · 13-07-2011 10:43pm

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Was sick for about 3-4 days after. Anytime I sniffled even the littlest bit, I wretched with the taste of salt at the back of my mouth.

Also threw up straight after doing it.

done it a few times drinking tequila, snorted the salt rather than lick it. its the little bit that trickles at the back of your throat thats rotten!

Pete M. · 13-07-2011 10:49pm

SuckMyGuitar wrote: »

Arranged a platter of Ferrero Rocher into a large triangular formation.

Was the Ambassador delighted?

SuckMyGuitar · 13-07-2011 11:05pm

Pete M. wrote: »

Was the Ambassador delighted?

Disappointingly not; he has a nut allergy.

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