Weird Things You've Done Out of Boredom.

Gary4279 · 13-07-2011 06:41PM #1

I'm on a week off from work and seeing as everyone else is busy, I've been pretty bored.

Today, upon discovering a baking weighing scale I weighed my testicles.
115 grams. and no, I hadn't.

What weird **** have you done out of boredom. fapping dosn't count.

pragmatic1 · 13-07-2011 06:46PM

Shaved my pubes. Never again.

orourkeda · 13-07-2011 06:47PM

Lost 5 grand playing poker

Gary4279 · 13-07-2011 06:48PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Shaved my pubes. Never again.

Its only a week later that the regret kicks in there.

CrazyRabbit · 13-07-2011 06:48PM

Replied to this thread...naked.

RichieC · 13-07-2011 06:49PM

I collected 150 lady birds in a matchbox and taped them to a rocket and blasted them into the sky.

Seachmall · 13-07-2011 06:49PM

I've burn marks on both my hands where I decided to play with a lighter when I was bored in college one day 2 years ago.

FatherLen · 13-07-2011 06:49PM

Gary4279 wrote: »

Its only a week later that the regret kicks in there.

the scratching!

Alter-Ego · 13-07-2011 06:52PM

I built a little house out of those golden packets of butter you get in restaurants with your full Irish.

Also, climbed onto the roof of my house for ****s n' giggles.

yimrsg · 13-07-2011 06:57PM

Snorted dib dab sherbert in the college library after getting fed up studying for end of year exams. Highly recommended.

Karona · 13-07-2011 06:58PM

yimrsg wrote: »

Snorted dib dab sherbert in the college library after getting fed up studying for end of year exams. Highly recommended.

One of my friends did that and he got a nose infection.:D

sgb · 13-07-2011 07:06PM

Cooked the dinner, cleaned the floors, took the washing in and thought about doing some ironing

whadafook · 13-07-2011 07:06PM

When studying for my leaving 14 years ago I created a giant spider web in my room with sellotape.

My Mun was not impressed when she got caught in it

evil_seed · 13-07-2011 07:07PM

yimrsg wrote: »

Snorted dib dab sherbert in the college library after getting fed up studying for end of year exams. Highly recommended.

did that at a house party cos everyone thought I was on drugs. I'll show them I thought. It stings really bad. Also did the shaving of pubes, plus legs chest and head out of boredom.

off.the.walls · 13-07-2011 07:22PM

When it snowed i got so bored i went for a walk in my shorts, no top just runners n shorts. My neighbours think i'm weird now, ah well i had a good laugh, bit chilly mind!

Mr. Manager · 13-07-2011 07:29PM

orourkeda wrote: »

Lost 5 grand playing poker

That's not exactly "weird". I've lost 5k playing poker and I certainly wouldn't call it weird...

Snorting a line of salt, now that's what I'd call weird.

Never.Again.

xoxyx · 13-07-2011 07:49PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

Snorting a line of salt, now that's what I'd call weird.

Never.Again.

I'd recommend you don't try snorting pepper. First five seconds were ok - the next three hours were agony!!... Ummmm... that's what my stupid pepper-snorting friend tells me...

Mr. Manager · 13-07-2011 07:52PM

Was sick for about 3-4 days after. Anytime I sniffled even the littlest bit, I wretched with the taste of salt at the back of my mouth.

Also threw up straight after doing it.

xoxyx · 13-07-2011 07:54PM

Ohhhhh - that's way worse.

Damn - why do I want to try it myself now!?!

Pepper just meant streaming eyes and a roaring headache and 30 sneezes a minute - for three hours. Exhausting!!

wonderfulname · 13-07-2011 07:57PM

Looks like snorting random things is fairly common, my worst was cayenne pepper, never again.

Nolanger · 13-07-2011 09:08PM

Giving street beggars each a 1c coin.

.SONIC. · 13-07-2011 09:10PM

SNORTING CURRY POWDER also snorting lines of pepper (thought it would help with my blocked nose) turns out it did

im invisible · 13-07-2011 09:19PM

Crushed up a few 'pro-plus' caffine tablets and snorted them with a mate, because there was nothing else around, good times...

ldxo15wus6fpgm · 13-07-2011 09:48PM

snorted crushed up panadols on the school tour cause we couldnt get any weed. Stupid idea. 2 of us were fine, one had a nosebleed for like an hour. didn't feel any different after it... maybe a little slower?

Capt'n Midnight · 13-07-2011 09:57PM

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Kitten huffing is a controversial practice that has recently been growing as a popular alternative to street drugs. Despite a long history in Western culture, the practice remains largely taboo. Excessive huffing has been known to produce undesirable side effects, and kitten-related human fatalities. Even unapologetically frequent huffers caution against using more than two or three kittens per day.

jimthemental · 13-07-2011 10:02PM

Sprayed a load of cheap (christmas present) aftershave on my desk in college and lit it, resulted in my hand going on fire and my eyebrows getting blown off.

I did this a few times, nearly always with the same result. Gob****e.

Shreddingblood · 13-07-2011 10:05PM

Snorted flake. I was sneezing chocolate for days. Mmmmmm.

PseudoFamous · 13-07-2011 10:08PM

Made a small, completely controllable fire with hand sanitiser on a desk on a cold day. It worked well until the fire alarm went off.

The Princess Bride · 13-07-2011 10:21PM

sgb wrote: »

Cooked the dinner, cleaned the floors, took the washing in and thought about doing some ironing

ya daredevil ya!

Fremen · 13-07-2011 10:53PM

Cooked salmon in the dishwasher, because I read an offhand remark in AH that it could be done.

Fremen · 13-07-2011 10:58PM

Wow, a lot of people snort wierd things. Closest I ever came was getting a pea stuck up my nose when I was five. Around the same time, I snorted orange juice through a straw because I had a headache and I figured the liquid would cool my brain down.

It didn't work.

Weird Things You've Done Out of Boredom.

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