instant karma

joe stodge · 13-07-2011 12:56AM #1

a number of years ago after getting kicked out of a house party there was a group of us walking to a local field to finish our cans, we saw a fairly elderly man limping up the road. a lad we know who's not the soundest person around started to mock the man by limping and dragging his foot not 5 seconds of mockery had passed when he snagged his foot and fell to the ground. que lots of laughter and slagging from the group, an ambulance had to be called for him as he was all but crying on the ground. turns out he broke his leg, good times all round. INSTANT KARMA!!

has anyone else here witnessed instant karma before??

Saila · 13-07-2011 01:00AM

when I was a kid, someone was slagging me on the street looking back.. BAM! into a tree trunk he went :cool:

starbelgrade · 13-07-2011 01:01AM

I reversed my karma over my dogma.

It killed him instantly.

Does that count?

Stinicker · 13-07-2011 01:04AM

Forget Karma, Chagras and Chi is where its at nowadays.

Dodd · 13-07-2011 01:04AM

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Stinicker · 13-07-2011 01:06AM

Holy crap, maybe there is something in this, I just went out to take a leak and just stood straight down the upturned plug of the xbox, i'm half in bed holding my foot and typing simultaneously

Ghost Estate · 13-07-2011 01:07AM

Stinicker wrote: »

Forget Karma, Chagras and Chi is where its at nowadays.

Feng Shoei is where its at now like you behind the times like

Just bought a new pair of Shoei's today! I hear they have planned obsolescense and a replacement will be out soon. The cool kids are already using the prototypes

Floodric · 13-07-2011 01:09AM

Just today, I beat my friend in Table Tennis, and was ripping the piss outta him laughing real loud when a fly flew right down my throat.

I deserved it mind you.

Stinicker · 13-07-2011 01:13AM

Floodric wrote: »

I deserved it mind you.

The poor fly, was he alright?

cesc77 · 13-07-2011 01:16AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I reversed my karma over my dogma.

It killed him instantly.

Does that count?

Only if dogma was a wee bastard who was a persistant .....wait.

dogma was a cat,right?

BluesBerry · 13-07-2011 01:18AM

Floodric wrote: »

Just today, I beat my friend in Table Tennis, and was ripping the piss outta him laughing real loud when a fly flew right down my throat.

I deserved it mind you.

Perhaps you'll die ....

Abi · 13-07-2011 01:18AM

Ghost Estate wrote: »

Feng Shoei

Lol :pac:

stevejr · 13-07-2011 01:19AM

Well I wouldn't say instant Korma, but my Local Indian's fairly quick with delivery...

Ghost Estate · 13-07-2011 01:20AM

Abi wrote: »

Lol :pac:

Feng Booty

im invisible · 13-07-2011 01:21AM

Never had instant karma, had instant koka noodles once

stevejr · 13-07-2011 01:22AM

Floodric wrote: »

Just today, I beat my friend in Table Tennis, and was ripping the piss outta him laughing real loud when a fly flew right down my throat.

I deserved it mind you.

In future, stand back when he opens his fly...

Topper Harley · 13-07-2011 01:23AM

BluesBerry wrote: »

Perhaps you'll die ....

Not if he swallows a spider to catch the fly.

BluesBerry · 13-07-2011 01:24AM

Topper Harley wrote: »

Not if he swallows a spider to catch the fly.

but that will wiggle and tickle and wiggle inside him! :eek:

Saila · 13-07-2011 01:28AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBH97ma9YiI

Topper Harley · 13-07-2011 01:36AM

BluesBerry wrote: »

but that will wiggle and tickle and wiggle inside him! :eek:

Well he could swallow a donkey but then he'll probably feel a little hoarse.

joe stodge · 13-07-2011 11:58AM

Topper Harley wrote: »

Well he could swallow a donkey but then he'll probably feel a little hoarse.

is a little horse not a foal??

enda1 · 13-07-2011 12:01PM

The local bully after threatening to steal our bikes decides to pull a wheelie on his bike - ye know just to show how schmad he was when off comes his front wheel and a split second later he smashes his face on the concrete!

13-07-2011 12:03PM

Has anyone witnessed instant action before, sure :rolleyes:

joe stodge wrote:

is a little horse not a foal??

There's no foaling you!

Temptamperu · 13-07-2011 12:05PM

enda1 wrote: »

The local bully after threatening to steal our bikes decides to pull a wheelie on his bike - ye know just to show how schmad he was when off comes his front wheel and a split second later he smashes his face on the concrete!

serves the prick right.

Frank Black · 13-07-2011 12:08PM

A guy once tried to scissors-kick me in the head.
He missed (by inches) fell upon landing and smacked his head off a windowpane.

Nobody fcuks with Black Francis, for I am a black belt in karma.

mackg · 13-07-2011 12:18PM

I was walking past a zebra crossing one night, no one was around a guy on a motorbike was coming towards me so I pressed the button on the lights so he would have to stop for no one. He did and I turned around to laugh at him as I continued walking as I turned to face where I was going again I walked face first into a pole.

Wazdakka · 13-07-2011 12:23PM

I'm having a bit of an internal struggle right now.

Do I post something that will no doubt get me banned, just for the sake of being banned and demonstrating the instant Karma thing?

Also, on a completely unrelated note..
Does anybody know of a "grey area" in the rules that will let me openly call every single poster on boards a c*nt and not get banned for it?
:P

13-07-2011 12:26PM

If I were allowed to insult you, waz, I'd call you a *****.
But I'm not, so I won't.

mattjack · 13-07-2011 12:27PM

enda1 wrote: »

The local bully after threatening to steal our bikes decides to pull a wheelie on his bike - ye know just to show how schmad he was when off comes his front wheel and a split second later he smashes his face on the concrete!

My good man...I do believe I witnessed this incident....many years ago

enda1 · 13-07-2011 12:31PM

mattjack wrote: »

My good man...I do believe I witnessed this incident....many years ago

What county?

mattjack · 13-07-2011 12:33PM

"ahem" Dublin..

instant karma

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