Is baby oil actually made from babies?.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 13-07-2011 07:25AM #1

I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..

Jesus Wept · 13-07-2011 07:27AM

Fairy cakes are made from fairies so it stands to reason.

arybvtcw0eolkf · 13-07-2011 07:30AM

The-Rigger wrote: »

Fairy cakes are made from fairies so it stands to reason.

Hey take your homophobia elsewhere and leave my thread :mad:

Jesus Wept · 13-07-2011 07:30AM

It's not like I said mince is made from mincers.

CreepingDeath · 13-07-2011 07:33AM

Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »

I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..

It's distilled semen.

Emiko · 13-07-2011 07:35AM

And it's a nightmare getting them bits of cup out of your teeth, after eating cupcakes.

the groutch · 13-07-2011 07:38AM

Do fish have fingers?
Do buffalos have wings?

TrollyDolly · 13-07-2011 08:12AM

When Mammy Oil and Daddy Oil are very much in love.....

Saila · 13-07-2011 08:18AM

Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »

I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..

from crushing jelly babies

deman · 13-07-2011 08:19AM

Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »

I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..

I knew a BIG girl called Olive who I'm sure would have created a lot of oil.

CardBordWindow · 13-07-2011 08:28AM

I thought crushing babies just resulted in a court case?

Buddinplant · 13-07-2011 08:28AM

ah just the sort of thread i need this morning.

and i cant think of a single dubiously titled item....

FatherLen · 13-07-2011 08:36AM

someone left a cake out in the rain!

who the fug · 13-07-2011 08:40AM

and I don't think that I can take it

Kevin Duffy · 13-07-2011 08:42AM

No, it's for smearing all over babies, then chasing them around the back garden trying to catch them, like with a greasy pig. Seriously livens up any barbecue and the kids love it.

jimthemental · 13-07-2011 08:50AM

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

No, it's for smearing all over babies, then chasing them around the back garden trying to catch them, like with a greasy pig. Seriously livens up any barbecue and the kids love it.

Father Duffy?

How are ya, I didn't know you were on boards.

Buddinplant · 13-07-2011 08:54AM

jimthemental wrote: »

Father Duffy?

How are ya, I didn't know you were on boards.

oh my god, i think i stopped breathing for the effort of not laughing out loud... i may have popped my eardrums though.

*checks*

yep, the wind is flying around in there with no resistance now.

Bosco boy · 13-07-2011 09:09AM

That's the end of the head and shoulders shampoo for me!

phill106 · 13-07-2011 09:28AM

Yes

http://www.hiren.info/funstuff/animations/baby-oil

sbsquarepants · 13-07-2011 10:25AM

I don't know what it's made from but it smells gorgeous - so it's unlikely to be babies!
Also what else in the world can make tits feel even better?
It's a miracle in a bottle is what it is:D

Forest Master · 13-07-2011 10:36AM

Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »

Hey take your homophobia elsewhere and leave my thread :mad:

How can you have a Jewish star of David as your avatar, and also a tattoo of a swastika on your chest?

Mr. Presentable · 13-07-2011 10:40AM

Baby oil is made by rendering restricted breed dogs.

Is kidnapping perpetrated by young goats?

:pac:

stovelid · 13-07-2011 10:48AM

So is vegetable oil...

Oh forget it.

marcbrophy · 13-07-2011 10:48AM

Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »

I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..

Isn't this a line asked by an NPC in LA Noire??

Cee-Jay-Cee · 13-07-2011 12:36PM

I squeezed my 9 month old daughter to see if any oil came out and while some stuff did come out i'm not sure thats its baby oil, however i drained it into a bottle and i'll see if my wife will rub it on herself later when she gets home....that will be the true test!

Chuck Stone · 13-07-2011 12:38PM

deman wrote: »

I knew a BIG girl called Olive who I'm sure would have created a lot of oil.

Extra virgin?

Doublechinlolz · 13-07-2011 12:40PM

CardBordWindow wrote: »

I thought crushing babies just resulted in a court case?

You thought wrong.

coco_lola · 13-07-2011 12:59PM

You can get rapeseed oil too, but I don't think that's good, because rape is bad.

admiralofthefleet · 13-07-2011 01:01PM

coco_lola wrote: »

You can get rapeseed oil too, but I don't think that's good, because rape is bad.

its only bad if she doesnt cum

arybvtcw0eolkf · 14-07-2011 07:03AM

Forest Master wrote: »

How can you have a Jewish star of David as your avatar, and also a tattoo of a swastika on your chest?

he he :pac:

Erm, you see a swastika on my chest?.

Kadongy · 14-07-2011 07:20AM

Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »

he he :pac:

Erm, you see a swastika on my chest?.

I was wondering wtf was with the tat too.
Pun not intended.
Is it some other shape that looks like a swastika when covered like that? The thing is - it still looks like a swastika.

Is baby oil actually made from babies?.

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