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Is baby oil actually made from babies?.

  • 13-07-2011 6:25am
    #1
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭


    I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..


    :D


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Fairy cakes are made from fairies so it stands to reason.


  • #3
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Fairy cakes are made from fairies so it stands to reason.

    Hey take your homophobia elsewhere and leave my thread :mad:


  • #4
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    It's not like I said mince is made from mincers.


  • #5
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »
    I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..

    It's distilled semen.


  • #6
    Emiko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 449 ✭✭Emiko


    And it's a nightmare getting them bits of cup out of your teeth, after eating cupcakes.


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  • #7
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Do fish have fingers?
    Do buffalos have wings?


  • #8
    TrollyDolly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16 ✭TrollyDolly


    When Mammy Oil and Daddy Oil are very much in love.....


  • #9
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »
    I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..


    :D

    from crushing jelly babies


  • #10
    deman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭deman


    Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »
    I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..


    :D

    I knew a BIG girl called Olive who I'm sure would have created a lot of oil.


  • #11
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    I thought crushing babies just resulted in a court case?


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  • #12
    Buddinplant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭Buddinplant


    ah just the sort of thread i need this morning.

    and i cant think of a single dubiously titled item.... :(


  • #13
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    someone left a cake out in the rain!


  • #14
    who the fug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,041 ✭✭✭who the fug


    and I don't think that I can take it


  • #15
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    No, it's for smearing all over babies, then chasing them around the back garden trying to catch them, like with a greasy pig. Seriously livens up any barbecue and the kids love it.


  • #16
    jimthemental
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    No, it's for smearing all over babies, then chasing them around the back garden trying to catch them, like with a greasy pig. Seriously livens up any barbecue and the kids love it.

    Father Duffy?

    How are ya, I didn't know you were on boards.


  • #17
    Buddinplant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭Buddinplant


    jimthemental wrote: »
    Father Duffy?

    How are ya, I didn't know you were on boards.

    oh my god, i think i stopped breathing for the effort of not laughing out loud... i may have popped my eardrums though.

    *checks*

    yep, the wind is flying around in there with no resistance now.


  • #18
    Bosco boy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Bosco boy


    That's the end of the head and shoulders shampoo for me!


  • #19
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Yes

    http://www.hiren.info/funstuff/animations/baby-oil


  • #20
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I don't know what it's made from but it smells gorgeous - so it's unlikely to be babies!
    Also what else in the world can make tits feel even better?
    It's a miracle in a bottle is what it is:D


  • #21
    Forest Master
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »
    Hey take your homophobia elsewhere and leave my thread :mad:

    How can you have a Jewish star of David as your avatar, and also a tattoo of a swastika on your chest? :confused:


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  • #22
    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Baby oil is made by rendering restricted breed dogs.

    Is kidnapping perpetrated by young goats?


    :pac:


  • #23
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    So is vegetable oil...

    Oh forget it.


  • #24
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,582 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »
    I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..


    :D

    Isn't this a line asked by an NPC in LA Noire?? :)


  • #25
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I squeezed my 9 month old daughter to see if any oil came out and while some stuff did come out i'm not sure thats its baby oil, however i drained it into a bottle and i'll see if my wife will rub it on herself later when she gets home....that will be the true test!


  • #26
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    deman wrote: »
    I knew a BIG girl called Olive who I'm sure would have created a lot of oil.

    Extra virgin?


  • #27
    Doublechinlolz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭Doublechinlolz


    CardBordWindow wrote: »
    I thought crushing babies just resulted in a court case?

    You thought wrong.


  • #28
    coco_lola
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,208 ✭✭✭coco_lola


    You can get rapeseed oil too, but I don't think that's good, because rape is bad.


  • #29
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    coco_lola wrote: »
    You can get rapeseed oil too, but I don't think that's good, because rape is bad.

    its only bad if she doesnt cum


  • #30
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,878 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Forest Master wrote: »
    How can you have a Jewish star of David as your avatar, and also a tattoo of a swastika on your chest? :confused:

    he he :pac:

    Erm, you see a swastika on my chest?.


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  • #31
    Kadongy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 732 ✭✭✭Kadongy


    Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »
    he he :pac:

    Erm, you see a swastika on my chest?.
    I was wondering wtf was with the tat too.
    Pun not intended.
    Is it some other shape that looks like a swastika when covered like that? The thing is - it still looks like a swastika.


  • #32
    Forest Master
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »
    Forest Master wrote: »
    How can you have a Jewish star of David as your avatar, and also a tattoo of a swastika on your chest? :confused:

    he he :pac:

    Erm, you see a swastika on my chest?.

    Yeah man - you posted a photo with your top off before, and you had a swastika on your chest. Can't remember where I saw the photo. Just wondering - found it odd that your avatar was a Star of David. They don't exactly go hand in hand.


  • #33
    Forest Master
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    So Makikomi - how should we interpret your silence? You acted baffled that I suggested you have a swastika on your chest, and yet you don't bother to deny it! :/

    Now I'm not getting at you over the swastika - it was the fact that your avatar was a Star of David that puzzled me!


  • #34
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Bailee Brief Needle wrote: »
    I mean if we get olive oil from crushing olives, how do we make baby oil?..


    :D

    Saw thread title, burst out laughing.

    Well played.


  • #35
    Fremen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,481 ✭✭✭Fremen


    Forest Master wrote: »
    How can you have a Jewish star of David as your avatar, and also a tattoo of a swastika on your chest? :confused:

    "I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir."

    /moviereference


  • #36
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    Fremen wrote: »
    "I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir."

    /moviereference

    /Full metal jacket ;)


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