Euro-Millions

mikemac · 12-07-2011 06:04PM

annascott wrote: »

Is it on tonight? I thought Euromillions was only on Fridays. Must get another ticket!

Tuesday and Friday

You better head to the shops!

Krusader · 12-07-2011 06:10PM

mikemac wrote: »

If you buy drinks for all in the local, they think you're showing off. If you don't buy drinks you're tight
If you buy a new car you're a flash git. If you don't buy a new car you're mean and it's a pity someone who would enjoy the money didn't get it.
Stay in the area the money was wasted on you. Head off to Monaco and who do you think you are? Better then us?

If you're employed it's a shame a hard up unemployed person didn't get it
If you're an ordinary worker in a bank lodging cheques, the paper will headline "Banker will millions" and everyone will hate you though you're an ordinary worker

And everyone in your area remembers you growing up, you were nothing special and a terrible hurler

Small town Ireland

Yeah , but fúck the begrudgers, you could buy and sell them

cesc77 · 12-07-2011 06:12PM

Id have a monkey butler(or two),preferrably that one off The Hangover.:)

problemchimp · 12-07-2011 06:14PM

the first thing I'd do is buy new jocks 'cause I'd shiit myself so bad it would be like a thousand starlings leaving a barn in a hurry.

Latchy · 12-07-2011 06:24PM

Originally Posted by mikemac
Small town Ireland

Why would you even give a **** about small town Ireland ? It's an unbelievable amount of money for anybody to win whether in a city of millions of people or a town with a few thousend .

Anybody in larger Lotto syndicates will have slightly better odds of winning a share

Saila · 12-07-2011 06:25PM

orourkeda wrote: »

I'd have a **** hire women to **** me off

fixed that for you, come on you can afford it now

wild_cat · 12-07-2011 06:28PM

Latchy wrote: »

Why would you even give a **** about small town Ireland ? It's an unbelievable amount of money for anybody to win whether in a city of millions of people or a town with a few thousend .

Was thinking that myself. I'd have to give most of it to charity that amount of money would turn you into a paranoid freak.

A paranoid freak that lived in luxury. I'd be grand cause I'm young... I could just feck off and pretend I'd emigrated. Make some story up about where I got it from when I arrived in the other country.

dagdha · 12-07-2011 06:30PM

Seriously the smile you'd have on your face for amount 3 months would be unreal.

If I won it my dream is to be able to go to the airport with nothing but the clothes on my back, phone, wallet and passport and fly where ever I feel like at that moment in time. When I get to my destination pay someone to go buy clothes and essentials to sort me out for the duration of my stay. At the end of the trip I'd leave everything behind me apart from the clothes on my back, phone, wallet and passport and get on a plane. When I arrive back in Ireland just walk off the plane with my hands in my pockets and straight through the terminal. How sweet would that be? Being able to just walk off the plane, no waiting for baggage or anything.

Chris P. Bacon · 12-07-2011 06:36PM

dagdha wrote: »

How sweet would that be? Being able to just walk off the plane, no waiting for baggage or anything.

If you just bring a carry on bag you wont have to wait so you can just walk straight through.

New_Flash · 12-07-2011 06:36PM

Needler wrote: »

You could buy a small town I suppose. Ghost estates and all for a bargain

Good thinking, I'd buy a small town & begrudge myself. "Who does that fella think he is, the Mayor of Newflashton? I was in his class in school he was no great shakes & now he's strutting around in his golden shoes like he owns the place the fecker"

misterdeeds · 12-07-2011 06:37PM

Mmmm I guess I would help alot of people really struggling in these hard times
that would make me quiet happy to help the less fortunate people I would give away say 50 mil and then look after my close friends and family
Then build myself a nice 5 bedroom house in the country and live happy ( I hope) ever after .
oh yeah then I would get myself a nice shiny new merc,Bmw,Aston martin,etc

Latchy · 12-07-2011 06:38PM

wild_cat wrote: »

Was thinking that myself. I'd have to give most of it to charity that amount of money would turn you into a paranoid freak.

And maybe buy a into a business empire that creates employment for thousends of others .

dagdha wrote: »

Seriously the smile you'd have on your face for amount 3 months would be unreal.

If I won it my dream is to be able to go to the airport with nothing but the clothes on my back, phone, wallet and passport and fly where ever I feel like at that moment in time. When I get to my destination pay someone to go buy clothes and essentials to sort me out for the duration of my stay. At the end of the trip I'd leave everything behind me apart from the clothes on my back, phone, wallet and passport and get on a plane. When I arrive back in Ireland just walk off the plane with my hands in my pockets and straight through the terminal. How sweet would that be? Being able to just walk off the plane, no waiting for baggage or anything.

Have a mule outside the terminal door to carry you off home , just to make your poverty look more authentic.

dagdha · 12-07-2011 06:52PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

If you just bring a carry on bag you wont have to wait so you can just walk straight through.

With €185 mill you would'nt need carry on, just buy what you need and leave it there when you are coming home. Walk off the plane not having to carry anything.

admiralofthefleet · 12-07-2011 06:59PM

i would add a bit to it and pay what i owe

Haelium · 12-07-2011 07:10PM

Hire a bunch of mercenaries and invade somalia.

I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Chris P. Bacon · 12-07-2011 07:11PM

dagdha wrote: »

With €185 mill you would'nt need carry on, just buy what you need and leave it there when you are coming home. Walk off the plane not having to carry anything.

If i had €185 million id have my own jet and somebody to carry my luggage,i would never be seen walking through baggage claim with poor people.

Noo · 12-07-2011 07:19PM

Some of those 2nd and 3rd place prizes would be pretty sweet to have too, and thats only looking at the prizes from the last draw theyll be gone up a bit for this one

I'd buy a solid gold house and rocket car...i'm not greedy.

TanG411 · 12-07-2011 07:34PM

I'd ring the National Lottery headquarters. "Can I collect that money in my local post office?"
I'd definitely stay private anyway. No way am I going public.
I'd give €50,000 to the woman who gave me my ticket today as well.

Standard Toaster · 12-07-2011 08:27PM

http://www.businesspundit.com/10-people-who-won-the-lottery-then-lost-it-all/

Owen · 12-07-2011 08:30PM

First thing I'd do is emigrate to somewhere warm, and from my little hideaway with private jet and car collection, I'd pay off the mortgages/debts of my close friends. Then, I'd spend the rest of my life picking places to see and travelling as much as I could. And I'd probably book a seat on one of the Virgin Galactic flights to see the Earth's curvature too!

Chris P. Bacon · 12-07-2011 08:31PM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

http://www.businesspundit.com/10-people-who-won-the-lottery-then-lost-it-all/

#4 "Willie Hurt"

Latchy · 12-07-2011 08:46PM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

http://www.businesspundit.com/10-people-who-won-the-lottery-then-lost-it-all/

Some sad cases there and not to forget that guy from Birmingham England who won £9 million on the English lotto about 12 years ago who squandered it all , much of it on drugs ,fast cars for his (hanger on ) mates and who is now back on the dole .Like it's your money to do as you wish but to loose £9 million ......wtf .

Chris P. Bacon · 12-07-2011 08:51PM

Its on at 20:45 right?

Standard Toaster · 12-07-2011 08:52PM

Latchy wrote: »

Not to forget that guy from Birmingham England who won £9 million on the English lotto about 12 years ago who squandered it all , much of it on drugs ,fast cars for his (hanger on ) mates and who is now back on the dole .Like it's your money to do as you wish but to loose £9 million ......wtf .

Jayus yeah, remember him!
Michael Carroll....he's on jobseeker's allowance now. Utter scummer

Glico Man · 12-07-2011 08:54PM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

http://www.businesspundit.com/10-people-who-won-the-lottery-then-lost-it-all/

When William “Bud” Post won $16.2 million in a 1988 lottery, one of the first things he did was try to please his family, according to this Bankrate article.

Unfortunately, his kin was of the unfriendly sort. Post’s brother hired a hit man to kill him, hoping to inherit some money

Jaysus... gotta hire me some bodyguards if when I win

Raskolnikov · 12-07-2011 08:57PM

The odds for the smaller prizes are pathetic! Matching four numbers only gets your €100.

kensutz · 12-07-2011 08:59PM

Latchy wrote: »

Some sad cases there and not to forget that guy from Birmingham England who won £9 million on the English lotto about 12 years ago who squandered it all , much of it on drugs ,fast cars for his (hanger on ) mates and who is now back on the dole .Like it's your money to do as you wish but to loose £9 million ......wtf .

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Jayus yeah, remember him!
Michael Carroll....he's on jobseeker's allowance now. Utter scummer

He's a pure and utter scumbag. Had the misfortune of bumping into him a few times and he's not a nice person. Thought he was royalty going through Norfolk with his "minders"

12-07-2011 09:00PM

I'd buy Heather Mills a new leg.

Latchy · 12-07-2011 09:01PM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

Jayus yeah, remember him!
Michael Carroll....he's on jobseeker's allowance now. Utter scummer

That be him .

aaronh007 wrote: »

Jaysus... gotta hire me some bodyguards if when I win

For £165 million payout your going to need them

Chris P. Bacon · 12-07-2011 09:02PM

Anybody know the numbers yet,cant find them online....

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