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Kerry County Council to sue Cork for Dolphin Poaching

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  • #32
    Dyr
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    I hope these poached dolphins don't get mixed up with loan sharks


  • #33
    Bloody Nipples
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    Bambi wrote: »
    Not true, the good people of athlone won't be poaching anyones dolphin

    Last time I checked those shnakes lived on the Shannon. Bastards!


  • #34
    Dyr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Bloody Nipples wrote: »
    Last time I checked those shnakes lived on the Shannon. Bastards!

    True, but dolphins are quite intelligent so they probably wouldn't want to live there :)


  • #35
    shergar22
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭shergar22


    Bit late for an April Fool's story!


  • #36
    mattjack
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    I,d swear I saw someone throw fresh fish to Jackie Healy Rae recently...


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  • #37
    replica
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    mattjack wrote: »
    I,d swear I saw someone throw fresh fish to Jackie Healy Rae recently...

    who paid for the fish? Celebrities go wild and fishy!


  • #38
    mattjack
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    replica wrote: »
    who paid for the fish? Celebrities go wild and fishy!

    Shure...t,was only two and a half thousand fish ..boy.....


  • #39
    Tusky
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    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I'll get the link. Can't fathom why I left it out. Worry knot - I'll have it shortly.

    I've searched and searched and cant find anything on it anywhere...


  • #40
    The_Minister
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Only this thread shows up on a search for "Dolphin Poaching Kerry"

    Obviously this story is not on the net, and therefore does not exist.


  • #41
    Gophur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,921 ✭✭✭Gophur


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    Fungi brings in about 350 million euros a year apparently..........

    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

    Where did you pull this nugget from?

    That would mean, if there were 1 million visitors, going to Kerry to see Dolphins, they would have to spend €350, each, in Kerry?


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  • #42
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Gophur wrote: »
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

    Where did you pull this nugget from?

    That would mean, if there were 1 million visitors, going to Kerry to see Dolphins, they would have to spend €350, each, in Kerry?


    Nuggets?

    Couldn't you have said fish bites or something?


  • #43
    mattjack
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    Gophur wrote: »
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D:D

    Where did you pull this nugget from?

    That would mean, if there were 1 million visitors, going to Kerry to see Dolphins, they would have to spend €350, each, in Kerry?

    Its true.....didnt Jackie Healy Rae say it it himself.......:pac:


  • #44
    FTGFOP
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    'Tis my field dolphin!


  • #45
    ejmaztec
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    Kerry County Council normally gets involved in dead duck ventures, and not live dolphins. I think they're still trying to find out where all of the cash went when they decided to invest in building a Jeanie Johnston famine ship replica.


  • #46
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    they're still trying to find out where all of the cash went when they decided to invest in building a Jeanie Johnston famine ship replica.

    They got mixed up between the Jeanie Johnston and Noah's Ark and built the thing half way up the side of a mountain didn't they?

    Had to spend half a million getting a special crane ship over from Holland IIRC.


  • #47
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    They got mixed up between the Jeanie Johnston and Noah's Ark and built the thing half way up the side of a mountain didn't they?

    Had to spend half a million getting a special crane ship over from Holland IIRC.

    A great council for the big ideas, but the truth is they couldn't run a piss-up in a brewery.

    I never heard of anyone getting nailed for the alleged missing funds at the end of the day, although some kind of investigation was carried out.:rolleyes:


  • #48
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    A great council for the big ideas, but the truth is they couldn't run a piss-up in a brewery.

    I never heard of anyone getting nailed for the alleged missing funds at the end of the day, although some kind of investigation was carried out.:rolleyes:

    Cork Co. Co. isn't far behind part funding it's magic fcuking fantasy sky garden which is operated by a man in a crane. Very Father-Ted-esque altogether.

    A. . . . . . titanic . . . . . . watse of money


  • #49
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    A dolphin will literally do back flips for a bit of fresh fish.

    That little trollop.


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