Stupid things you have heard teens say

wolfpawnat · 08-07-2011 02:20PM

Yesterday outside Dunnes in Ennis.

Girl 1 : "there's plenty more lads in the sea"

Girl 2 : "It's fish, there is plenty more fish in the sea"

Girl 1 : "What the f**k, why would you want to go out with a fish, that's sick"

Girl 2 : "No that is the saying, it's a metaphor"

Girl 1 : "You met me here 'cause you asked ta, wtf are you on about?"

Sadly, this is not a joke. The next generation will be by far the most idiotic produced in this country!

Biggins · 08-07-2011 02:32PM

I heard a teen last week say they thought Cher Lloyd was talented.
I nearly fell over in laughter.

"Who? Ya say? This waste of space:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

Larianne · 08-07-2011 02:33PM

"Who's Ferris Bueller?" :eek:

Noopti · 08-07-2011 02:40PM

This was ages ago on a bus, but I think it went something like this:

Teen 1: Did ye give micko a blowjob at the party?
Tean 2: Yeah, but I told him if he told anyone I would bite it off.

pappyodaniel · 08-07-2011 03:04PM

At a restaurant years ago a mate of mine was trying to sound pretty suave to the waitress taking his order.
What he wanted to order was a 'basket of chicken'. But for some strange reason he thought the word 'basket' was pronounced 'Bass-ket', (kinda French sounding).
Ten years ago and he still gets slagged when out for dinner.

Stupid things you have heard teens say

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