Stupid things you have heard teens say

sunflower27

Few months back, group of teenage lads in a shop stuffing their mouths with sweets. One of them is reading a text message and shows it to his friend who reads it. The guy with the phone says 'man, she is a bunny boiler'. Friend says 'yeah, what is that?'. Guy with phone says, 'I dunno what it means'

Solnskaya

"you cant get pregnant if I pull it out at the last minute, honest"

W.Shakes-Beer

Me gee is reefing.

bitemybanger

Ha ye got a smoke bud?

Chris P. Bacon

"Its ok im 18"

Da Shins Kelly

Where to start??

katiebelle

Is Ghandi dead ???

ballsymchugh

awkward and random as complete sentences. :mad:

efb

Wont it hurt?

saa

"Then I reefed er head and she was all like ger yer boot off ma face and I was like YEEERRRR BITCH"



Waiting at Eden Quay for a bus.

The_Kew_Tour

I can drink

katiebelle

I didn't kick him in the head he was head butting my boot

FesterBeatty

Ive got a twin brother and we can sing

westendgirlie

A couple of teenange girls at the Rory Gallagher festival. One girls says to the other "I wonder what time Rory is playing at"

joe stodge

after one lad spat on the other, " thats me good tracksuit ya prick".

Alter-Ego

On the luas. (Red line of course)

Girl 1: "I've no arse at all at all"
Girl 2: "Ah you've a loverly arse Mercedes"
Girl 3: "Ah you'd knock someone out with that hole a yours"

Fukuyama

'Glamour' model bimbo I know... aged 19 but I've known her since she was 15 or so.

Thick as **** between two planks.

'Actually, yeah! Why can't we go to the sun at night?!? '

She then stares at the sun for a few seconds to ponder this... :rolleyes: Bless her.

Tilt Gone

"Why is it when I tell guys they can put it wherever they want, they stick it up my ass!!"

Laalaaa

"Aww that mini magnifying glass is bitchin!"
and
"What the hell is a cassette tape?"

Ahh life as a mature student...so insightful!

vampire of kilmainham

Tilt Gone wrote: »

"Why is it when I tell guys they can put it wherever they want, they stick it up my ass!!"

becaus they are really into guys and like fcuking ass

Logical Fallacy

Solnskaya wrote: »

"you cant get pregnant if I pull it out at the last minute, honest"

Did you believe him?

Killer Pigeon

Stupid things you have heard teens say

Teen 1: "Ewwwww, who's that perv listening into our conversation?"
Teen 2: "I don't know, let's get out of here."

policarp

Girl 1 :- "Have you lost your virginity yet?"

Girl 2 :- "Lost me virginity? Yeh sure, lost it loads of times."

Orando Broom

"and I was like Ohmygod and then she was like no but seriously....

You get the drift.

Rockery Woman

"......... yeah and the teeth on her, she'd eat a turnip through a letterbox!"

stephen_k

Teenage Girl:"He thinks he's such a Dong Wong...."
Me: "A...Dong Wong"?
Teenage Girl: "Yeah he tinks he's all da"
Me: "Do you mean a Don Juan"
Teenage Girl: " Yeah a Dong Wong like...."

Thought it was Chinese for something???

shrewdness

Ok, but just the tip.

Mark200

"I actually really like wine. I can sip it and shit."

Dope.

blaze1

A young lad from england on facebook a few weeks back

Status Update

Bulmers. Its not bad, but its not Magners.

The Princess Bride

Like,it's not my fault,like.I didn't ask to be born,like.

enda1

blaze1 wrote: »

A young lad from england on facebook a few weeks back

Status Update

Bulmers. Its not bad, but its not Magners.

There's an English Bulmers too brewed by a different company.

:P

wolfpawnat

Yesterday outside Dunnes in Ennis.

Girl 1 : "there's plenty more lads in the sea"

Girl 2 : "It's fish, there is plenty more fish in the sea"

Girl 1 : "What the f**k, why would you want to go out with a fish, that's sick"

Girl 2 : "No that is the saying, it's a metaphor"

Girl 1 : "You met me here 'cause you asked ta, wtf are you on about?"


Sadly, this is not a joke. The next generation will be by far the most idiotic produced in this country!

Biggins

I heard a teen last week say they thought Cher Lloyd was talented.
I nearly fell over in laughter.

"Who? Ya say? This waste of space:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdbyG2MrBHk

Larianne

"Who's Ferris Bueller?" :eek:

Noopti

This was ages ago on a bus, but I think it went something like this:

Teen 1: Did ye give micko a blowjob at the party?
Tean 2: Yeah, but I told him if he told anyone I would bite it off.

pappyodaniel

At a restaurant years ago a mate of mine was trying to sound pretty suave to the waitress taking his order.
What he wanted to order was a 'basket of chicken'. But for some strange reason he thought the word 'basket' was pronounced 'Bass-ket', (kinda French sounding).
Ten years ago and he still gets slagged when out for dinner.