Alcohol Free Nightclub

iMax · 08-07-2011 12:54PM

I'm gonna set up a stand across the road from it selling naggins of vodka.

I'm gonna be rich I tells ya !

Can you imagine being part of an English stag coming over here for the weekend & ending up in there

Chris Martin · 08-07-2011 12:56PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I can imagine girls smuggling in flasks of tea in their handbags..:D

Pure Bingo job.
Going to a restaurant just for the soft drinks and tea,
Which by the way are extortionate at these places anyway,
If I went to one I'd be bringing an f'in hamper/cooler box, giving the barman/maid the V's when they start glaring,
Especially if I paid €10 to get in there,
I'd get my money's worth from the personalized jukebox there as well!

TheBunk1 · 08-07-2011 01:21PM

Stercus Accidit wrote: »

What I'd prefer to see is a place that stays open late and does food, coffee, ice-cream and has a bar for a universally enjoyable night out. Its very popular in southern Italy and I'd love the option in Dublin. I like a few drinks, but I'd also like a burger or pasta, a seat and a table, a coffee at the end of it and an opportunity to talk to the nice girls without having cotton eye joe roaring in my ear (lots of time in culchy dishcos). I'd also like to stay out as late as I want, smoking outside at a table sobering up while I'm still having craic.

A restaurant?

serfboard · 08-07-2011 01:34PM

iMax wrote: »

Can you imagine being part of an English stag coming over here for the weekend & ending up in there

I can imagine someone deliberately doing it ... telling all the mates there's this cracking nightclub in Dublin. Gets them in and tells them to get him a beer ... they get to the bar and then they go apeshít.

pauro 76 · 08-07-2011 01:41PM

Mr O’Brien said: "People have one choice at the weekends and it’s drink and more drink. It’s a time to shift this.

Ah wait till the slow sets get going at least....

im invisible · 08-07-2011 08:04PM

iMax wrote: »

Can you imagine being part of an English stag coming over here for the weekend & ending up in there

sure it'll be the only place open on good friday

Idbatterim · 08-07-2011 09:07PM

Can you imagine being part of an English stag coming over here for the weekend & ending up in there

In Booze Britain voice! Its 1am and the lads have consumed 20 units... of water!

Eric Cartman · 08-07-2011 09:45PM

i can see this going 1 of 2 ways

1) a bunch of people who like shoving it in your face about not drinking getting together and filling the place with smug

2) a place where 15-17 year olds show up to absolutely trashed, sneak in naggins and get more trashed

jimthemental · 09-07-2011 06:14PM

Eric Cartman wrote: »

i can see this going 1 of 2 ways

1) a bunch of people who like shoving it in your face about not drinking getting together and filling the place with smug

2) a place where 15-17 year olds show up to absolutely trashed, sneak in naggins and get more trashed

Just remember, half your age plus seven

Eric Cartman · 09-07-2011 06:27PM

jimthemental wrote: »

Just remember, half your age plus seven

'plus seven' you say, that part is a new one on me. Time to re-evaluate the dating game so

orourkeda · 09-07-2011 06:34PM

How are you suppose to vomit on the floor?

Pyr0 · 09-07-2011 07:19PM

orourkeda wrote: »

How are you suppose to vomit on the floor?

Eat too much, make yourself sick.

Problem solved.

Mensch Maschine · 09-07-2011 07:46PM

It will be another watered-down club (excuse the pun) that wont differentiate itself from other clubs other than it doesn't sell alcohol. It will play ****ty chart music that you can just listen to on the radio 50 times a day on repeat. I'm sure they'll get some cheesy DJ in that will spout out some stupid **** like "taking through til half two" - cringe.

Clubs in Ireland have to be the most backwards non progressive early closing ****holes in all of Europe. You want to do something for the economy?

Let clubs open all night, people will come for that. And no, they don't have to be clubs that attract scum. There are thousands of us who enjoy going out late and staying up til early hours but there's nowhere to do it.

Anyway, I'm not interested in hearing about new clubs, they're all crap here. Backwards little island nation we live on.

the groutch · 09-07-2011 09:12PM

can't see it working for a nightclub, a pub on the other hand is a different kettle of fish

--LOS-- · 09-07-2011 10:22PM

tea and coffee????

Jaysis they might as well throw in a few custard creams.

salutations · 10-07-2011 11:24PM

Well did anyone brave the alcohol free club last night? Or, with a nod to all the piss taking in the thread, is there anyone brave enough to admit braving the place?

El Horseboxo · 11-07-2011 02:55AM

Was good craic. Stayed open till bout 6.30 I think. Not sure as I was outta my bin. Coulda stayed open later.

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