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Polar bears are Irish!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    charlemont wrote: »
    Are the polar bears Loyalist or Republican ? :D
    Always had the look of Jehovah Witnesses to me ....:cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    charlemont wrote: »
    Are the polar bears Loyalist or Republican ? :D

    Possibly Royalist more than anything, The Royal Bear Force having good loyalties, however making hats for the Buckingham palace guards out of dead bears could turn the relationship grizzly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    ArtSmart wrote: »
    yeah, apparently though different in every possible way, the polar males were able to mate successfully with the Irish females.

    Damned vikings and their pushiness.

    Weird thing is though, my brother lives in Norway and all the Norwegian girls think Irish men are georgeous!!! (in fairness I took advantage of this while there lol), and weirder is that if they hear you talking with an Irish accent then you're basically in...

    What didn't make any sense to me is that you could basically have a Norwegian version of Brad Pitt standing beside you and you'd still pull all the insanely stunning girls, so maybe us Irish males do have some "mega awesomeness" gene that we're not aware of...

    Or maybe I just got daft lucky, either way, I'm not complaining :P

    So I have to wonder, is this island the same locale from Fantasy Island, and will Ricardo Montalban wander out with martinis at any minute? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy



    So I have to wonder, is this island the same locale from Fantasy Island, and will Ricardo Montalban wander out with martinis at any minute? :)
    You're more likley to have mrs doyle serve you a cup of tea over on craggy island while fr jack dips your pockets for the price of a pint .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    charlemont wrote: »
    Are the polar bears Loyalist or Republican ? :D


    Fox's Glacier Mints Polar Bear is likely Loyalist. Iorek Byrnison is likely Republican.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭aligator_am


    charlemont wrote: »
    Are the polar bears Loyalist or Republican ? :D

    Even though they're wild beasts, even they would likely have the sense to not pick sides lol.

    When you're dealing with humans who act like beasts then you can't win.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,102 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    charlemont wrote: »
    Are the polar bears Loyalist or Republican ? :D

    they're in the middle
    the tricolour is made up of
    the green of republicanism
    the Orange of loyalism
    and the white of polarbearism


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,599 ✭✭✭cashback


    policarp wrote: »
    Do Polar bears eat porridge?

    Yes but just Flahavans apparently.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Polar bears are irish......cant wait for all things ireland haters aka irish people to start slagging polar bears off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Is it coz they is white?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,843 ✭✭✭Nulty


    WindSock wrote: »
    Is it coz they is white?

    They're actually black but its the content of their character that's important.

    http://www.channel4.com/programmes/inside-natures-giants/episode-guide/series-3/episode-3


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    The polar bear story is further proof that we're slowly talking over the world without anyone ever knowing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭Pupito


    If polar bears were really Irish, the Christian Brothers would have beaten the left-handedness out of them.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Maybe that's why they fled the Country.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 88 ✭✭Pupito


    Solves the mystery of why my grandmother used to get seal meat in the post every week. Remittences, man.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 292 ✭✭gamgsam


    I heard they all originated in Birr...

    I'll get me fur coat.


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