Strangest place you ever had sex

cesc77 · 06-07-2011 11:56PM #1

Mine was on a pool table in a closed bar.The lights were off but I had forgotten to close the blinds on the front window and wasnt aware in my excited state:pac: of the neon beer signs left on in the bar.:(Oh,and I think this bar didnt have CCTV.....I still have shivers when I think that it could pop up somewhere on the internet.

Bums,nostrils and earholes dont count.

dlofnep · 06-07-2011 11:56PM

Thread was done about a week ago..

Biggins · 06-07-2011 11:57PM

My wife reads/posts here - I'm sayin' nuttin!

digme · 06-07-2011 11:57PM

jesus your a parrot op...........

Michael 09 · 06-07-2011 11:57PM

cesc77 wrote: »

Mine was on a pool table in a closed bar.The lights were off but I had forgotten to close the blinds on the front window and wasnt aware in my excited state:pac: of the neon beer signs left on in the bar.:(Oh,and I think this bar didnt have CCTV.....I still have shivers when I think that it could pop up somewhere on the internet.

Bums,nostrils and earholes dont count.

Back seat of a Cadillac de ville

ScummyMan · 06-07-2011 11:57PM

Ah, pool tables. The place to put balls into holes using sticks.

Princess Peach · 06-07-2011 11:58PM

cesc77 wrote: »

Mine was on a pool table in a closed bar.The lights were off but I had forgotten to close the blinds on the front window and wasnt aware in my excited state:pac: of the neon beer signs left on in the bar.:(Oh,and I think this bar didnt have CCTV.....I still have shivers when I think that it could pop up somewhere on the internet.

Bums,nostrils and earholes dont count.

I'm pretty sure it has cropped up already! I've seen this porno at least 5 times.

Riamfada · 06-07-2011 11:58PM

M50 hard shoulder between Dundrum and Knockylon. :P Shame I was on my own but it still counts.

orourkeda · 06-07-2011 11:59PM

In an arse

KeithM89_old · 07-07-2011 12:01AM

Aquarium. Or a church. Or on a waterbed.

Princess Peach · 07-07-2011 12:02AM

KeithM89 wrote: »

Aquarium. Or a church. Or on a waterbed.

Those poor fish

Riamfada · 07-07-2011 12:07AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Those poor fish

He sleeps with the fishes.

cesc77 · 07-07-2011 12:09AM

Biggins wrote: »

My wife reads/posts here - I'm sayin' nuttin!

It wasnt with the wife then?eh,eh?

Your silence speaks volumes:pac:

Biggins wife looks slowly sideways as she reads this,to which he twitches and tells her that he loves her.She coldly turns her head,stands up and exits room.

Logical Fallacy · 07-07-2011 12:11AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

Those poor fish

"I thought you said he was dead?"
"No, i said he sleeps with the fishes."

strokemyclover · 07-07-2011 12:12AM

Someone was watching Men Behaving Badly tonight!

I'm boring so just a hostel toilet

JJayoo · 07-07-2011 12:12AM

Changing rooms in a swimming pool
Toilets in an arcade

Where To · 07-07-2011 12:13AM

A pigsty

cesc77 · 07-07-2011 12:13AM

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm pretty sure it has cropped up already! I've seen this porno at least 5 times.

5 times!!!!

Damn,I must be good:)

or so crap that people come back to laugh again:o

Basq · 07-07-2011 12:15AM

strokemyclover wrote: »

I'm boring so just a hostel toilet

Yeah, you could have at least waited for me to finish doing my number 2..

.. christ.. shite and semen all over the place!

Latchy · 07-07-2011 12:15AM

In the basement of an Art Gallery and the cold store room of a Restaurant .

YouTookMyName · 07-07-2011 12:16AM

Trampoline

randylonghorn · 07-07-2011 12:17AM

Biggins wrote: »

My wife reads/posts here - I'm sayin' nuttin!

Actually, I think he was asking where was the strangest place you did this nuttin', Biggins.

admiralofthefleet · 07-07-2011 12:18AM

in some hobo's shack in a park

Captain Darling · 07-07-2011 12:20AM

cesc77 wrote: »

It wasnt with the wife then?eh,eh?

Your silence speaks volumes:pac:

Biggins wife looks slowly sideways as she reads this,to which he twitches and tells her that he loves her.She coldly turns her head,stands up and exits room.

Excellent voice over commentary there.

Captain Darling was slightly amused by this thread even though it has been repeated several times before. He thought to himself that it was best not to post his standard response 'Leitrim' to the OP's question. He reached for the lamp and switched it off, anticipating a good nights sleep and a decent breakfast in the morning.

Biggins · 07-07-2011 12:25AM

randylonghorn wrote: »

Actually, I think he was asking where was the strangest place you did this nuttin', Biggins.

Wha? I can't hear ya... Wha..? Batt..er..ies go...ing on... hear...ing aid...

lol

Standard Toaster · 07-07-2011 12:28AM

In a jungle with nettles up me arse

theboss80 · 07-07-2011 12:28AM

On my bed doing "IT" Missionary with lights off.

Do I win?

--LOS-- · 07-07-2011 12:37AM

IRL

amirite

Captain Darling · 07-07-2011 12:39AM

theboss80 wrote: »

On my bed doing "IT" Missionary with lights off.

Do I win?

Doing information technology on your bed??? Did you switch her off and on again? Did you try unplugging her?

theboss80 · 07-07-2011 12:40AM

Standard Toaster wrote: »

In a jungle with nettles up me arse

Wonder would that give the same affect if I used tea tree oil?

theboss80 · 07-07-2011 12:41AM

Captain Darling wrote: »

Doing information technology on your bed??? Did you switch her off and on again? Did you try unplugging her?

Couldn't wait 60 seconds

Strangest place you ever had sex

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