Strangest place you ever had sex

cesc77

Mine was on a pool table in a closed bar.The lights were off but I had forgotten to close the blinds on the front window and wasnt aware in my excited state:pac: of the neon beer signs left on in the bar.:(Oh,and I think this bar didnt have CCTV.....I still have shivers when I think that it could pop up somewhere on the internet.

Bums,nostrils and earholes dont count.

dlofnep

Thread was done about a week ago..

Biggins

My wife reads/posts here - I'm sayin' nuttin!

digme

jesus your a parrot op...........

Michael 09

cesc77 wrote: »

Mine was on a pool table in a closed bar.The lights were off but I had forgotten to close the blinds on the front window and wasnt aware in my excited state:pac: of the neon beer signs left on in the bar.:(Oh,and I think this bar didnt have CCTV.....I still have shivers when I think that it could pop up somewhere on the internet.

Bums,nostrils and earholes dont count.

Back seat of a Cadillac de ville

ScummyMan

Ah, pool tables. The place to put balls into holes using sticks.

Princess Peach

cesc77 wrote: »

Mine was on a pool table in a closed bar.The lights were off but I had forgotten to close the blinds on the front window and wasnt aware in my excited state:pac: of the neon beer signs left on in the bar.:(Oh,and I think this bar didnt have CCTV.....I still have shivers when I think that it could pop up somewhere on the internet.

Bums,nostrils and earholes dont count.

I'm pretty sure it has cropped up already! I've seen this porno at least 5 times.

Riamfada

M50 hard shoulder between Dundrum and Knockylon. :P Shame I was on my own but it still counts.

orourkeda

In an arse

KeithM89_old

Aquarium. Or a church. Or on a waterbed.

Princess Peach

KeithM89 wrote: »

Aquarium. Or a church. Or on a waterbed.

Those poor fish

Riamfada

Princess Peach wrote: »

Those poor fish

He sleeps with the fishes.

cesc77

Biggins wrote: »

My wife reads/posts here - I'm sayin' nuttin!

It wasnt with the wife then?eh,eh?

Your silence speaks volumes:pac:

Biggins wife looks slowly sideways as she reads this,to which he twitches and tells her that he loves her.She coldly turns her head,stands up and exits room.

Logical Fallacy

Princess Peach wrote: »

Those poor fish

"I thought you said he was dead?"
"No, i said he sleeps with the fishes."

strokemyclover

Someone was watching Men Behaving Badly tonight!

I'm boring so just a hostel toilet

JJayoo

Changing rooms in a swimming pool
Toilets in an arcade

Where To

A pigsty

cesc77

Princess Peach wrote: »

I'm pretty sure it has cropped up already! I've seen this porno at least 5 times.

5 times!!!!

Damn,I must be good:)

or so crap that people come back to laugh again:o

Basq

strokemyclover wrote: »

I'm boring so just a hostel toilet

Yeah, you could have at least waited for me to finish doing my number 2..

.. christ.. shite and semen all over the place!

Latchy

In the basement of an Art Gallery and the cold store room of a Restaurant .

YouTookMyName

Trampoline

randylonghorn

Biggins wrote: »

My wife reads/posts here - I'm sayin' nuttin!

Actually, I think he was asking where was the strangest place you did this nuttin', Biggins.

admiralofthefleet

in some hobo's shack in a park

Captain Darling

cesc77 wrote: »

It wasnt with the wife then?eh,eh?

Your silence speaks volumes:pac:

Biggins wife looks slowly sideways as she reads this,to which he twitches and tells her that he loves her.She coldly turns her head,stands up and exits room.

Excellent voice over commentary there.

Captain Darling was slightly amused by this thread even though it has been repeated several times before. He thought to himself that it was best not to post his standard response 'Leitrim' to the OP's question. He reached for the lamp and switched it off, anticipating a good nights sleep and a decent breakfast in the morning.

Biggins

randylonghorn wrote: »

Actually, I think he was asking where was the strangest place you did this nuttin', Biggins.

Wha? I can't hear ya... Wha..? Batt..er..ies go...ing on... hear...ing aid...

lol

Standard Toaster

In a jungle with nettles up me arse

theboss80

On my bed doing "IT" Missionary with lights off.

Do I win?

--LOS--

IRL

amirite

Captain Darling

theboss80 wrote: »

On my bed doing "IT" Missionary with lights off.

Do I win?

Doing information technology on your bed??? Did you switch her off and on again? Did you try unplugging her?

theboss80

Standard Toaster wrote: »

In a jungle with nettles up me arse

Wonder would that give the same affect if I used tea tree oil?

theboss80

Captain Darling wrote: »

Doing information technology on your bed??? Did you switch her off and on again? Did you try unplugging her?

Couldn't wait 60 seconds

Standard Toaster

theboss80 wrote: »

Wonder would that give the same affect if I used tea tree oil?

Use Mint Source gel is your friend.

Captain Darling

theboss80 wrote: »

Couldn't wait 60 seconds

Rebooting doesnt always work. Extra RAM may be needed.

theboss80

Captain Darling wrote: »

Rebooting doesnt always work. Extra RAM may be needed.

Ya but she Bytes.....

ColeTrain

On top of a Ouija Board. Those dirty spirits added to the experience.

scotty_irish

people who post on the internet late at night have sex? i thought having sex meant being able to converse with the opposite sex?

KilOit

On a beach, wasn't as romantic as it sounds, pretty awkward actually. Wasn't pleased so went back to the old reliable bed and made sexy time

castletownman

In the sacristy (sp) of my parish church. Don't ask.....

scotty_irish

castletownman wrote: »

In the sacristy (sp) of my parish church. Don't ask.....

you're in alabama, one of the few places in the world where more fücked up shít could happen in a sacristy than in ireland.

Chuck Stone

Inside the carcass of a decaying elephant.

ColeTrain

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Inside the carcass of a decaying elephant.

Tusk Tusk...

cesc77

scotty_irish wrote: »

people who post on the internet late at night have sex? i thought having sex meant being able to converse with the opposite sex?

I may be wrong here but I think the world is divided into timezones.....bear with me....this means that we can alllllll converse at the same time which doesnt necessarily mean that it is late at night for some of those here.Some people are waking up as you are going to bed!!

Its nuts,isnt it!?

Ps:you just commented on the guy from Alabama,right?

PPS:You dont have to converse to have sex,lad.

Tonights lesson is over.:pac:

randylonghorn

Chuck Stone wrote: »

Inside the carcass of a decaying elephant.

Is that a metaphor for Ireland?

scotty_irish

cesc77 wrote: »

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PPS:You dont have to converse to have sex,lad.

Tonights lesson is over.:pac:

eh lad! you may have left ireland, but you still have the skanger phrases, lad.

true, you don't have to converse to have sex, but to end up in a bed (or whatever strange place you choose) with a girl is a hell of a lot easier if you can TALK to her!

theboss80

scotty_irish wrote: »

true, you don't have to converse to have sex, but to end up in a bed (or whatever strange place you choose) with a girl is a hell of a lot easier if you don't have to TALK to her!

FYP

refusetolose

http://maps.google.ie/maps?q=cork+maps&ll=51.899158,-8.463721&spn=0.005343,0.013733&gl=ie&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=51.899132,-8.463929&panoid=s905xyoJt3ny7E_h9thjQg&cbp=12,18.66,,1,22.08

right there...about 2 in the morning ,there was some bins out which were used as cover

not a whore either haha.......well......

scotty_irish

refusetolose wrote: »

http://maps.google.ie/maps?q=cork+maps&ll=51.899158,-8.463721&spn=0.005343,0.013733&gl=ie&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=51.899132,-8.463929&panoid=s905xyoJt3ny7E_h9thjQg&cbp=12,18.66,,1,22.08

right there...about 2 in the morning ,there was some bins out which were used as cover

not a whore either haha.......well......

i was hoping the street view car went by when ye were going at it!

theboss80

refusetolose wrote: »

http://maps.google.ie/maps?q=cork+maps&ll=51.899158,-8.463721&spn=0.005343,0.013733&gl=ie&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=51.899132,-8.463929&panoid=s905xyoJt3ny7E_h9thjQg&cbp=12,18.66,,1,22.08

right there...about 2 in the morning ,there was some bins out which were used as cover

not a whore either haha.......well......

You and the lamp post?

That's shocking.

Sterling Archer

On the central reservation of a motorway...

admiralofthefleet

the bandstand in blackrock park has my DNA all over it. loads of times

deisedave

refusetolose wrote: »

http://maps.google.ie/maps?q=cork+maps&ll=51.899158,-8.463721&spn=0.005343,0.013733&gl=ie&t=h&z=17&layer=c&cbll=51.899132,-8.463929&panoid=s905xyoJt3ny7E_h9thjQg&cbp=12,18.66,,1,22.08

right there...about 2 in the morning ,there was some bins out which were used as cover

not a whore either haha.......well......

classy;)