How many girls have ever lied about being on the pill

FesterBeatty · 04-07-2011 08:01PM #1

Just to get yourselves up the duff and trap your man between your venomous fangs (or flange)?!

Never happened to me but i know 2 lads who it happened to and they couldnt possibly hate the women any more than they do now!

temply · 04-07-2011 08:05PM

interesting thread

Esoteric_ · 04-07-2011 08:06PM

I've never done it myself and know nobody who has. That said, I never want kids so that's obviously one of the reasons why I've never done it. I don't think it's all that common.

Seachmall · 04-07-2011 08:06PM

Yore ma

Cill Dara Abu · 04-07-2011 08:08PM

Just stick on a jonny and who cares if there lying

Guill · 04-07-2011 08:08PM

Put a condom on??:cool:

The_B_Man · 04-07-2011 08:10PM

1,725,643

Lorri_L · 04-07-2011 08:12PM

I know one girl whos done this a few times. Shes pretty insane though. Luckily for the men, shes still baby free

smk89 · 04-07-2011 08:13PM

The entire population of women who wear pink shell suits

Fluorescence · 04-07-2011 08:14PM

I haven't heard of this, but I've heard of the opposite: women not telling men they're on hormonal contraceptives so that they'll still use a condom.

FesterBeatty · 04-07-2011 08:16PM

fluorescence wrote: »

I haven't heard of this, but I've heard of the opposite: women not telling men they're on hormonal contraceptives so that they'll still use a condom.

Thats an interesting approach. Total opposite end of the scale

mystique150 · 04-07-2011 08:17PM

I refuse to take the pill (ruins my mojo). He wraps it or doesn't get it. It's amazing how fast the "I don't like the feel of condoms" fades away when your left with a choice of condoms or nothing. As for your friends getting caught out, bigger fool them!

Abi · 04-07-2011 08:23PM

Thread is designed to woman bash.

I'm on the pill because I don't want to become pregnant. I've said this time and time again in TLL, if I could I've have a hysterectomy - but I'm apparently too young to get it done. Thats just my story, whats yours OP?

Do you sleep with women without using a condom? The point I'm making is while a woman (skanger) can choose to fuck around with her pill, all men can choose to wear a condom or not. The guy decides he doesn't like wearing them, but the women take the wrap if something does go wrong.

Nice.

Muckie · 04-07-2011 08:24PM

Know a chap, was with a girl for three weeks then BANG she

lays on the good news, "your gonna be a Daddy" cuz we all know

nothing like having a baby to keep a fella :pac:

8 years down the road, he see's the child once a week, thanks to he's Ma

making every effort to keep touch with the child. Very sad.

Sweatynutsack · 04-07-2011 08:28PM

It takes 2 !!
I'm sure that women in general are not that venomous when it comes trapping a man in fairness

antodeco · 04-07-2011 08:29PM

Jizz flaps!!

Logical Fallacy · 04-07-2011 08:31PM

FesterBeatty wrote: »

Just to get yourselves up the duff and trap your man between your venomous fangs (or flange)?!

Never happened to me but i know 2 lads who it happened to and they couldnt possibly hate the women any more than they do now!

Condoms are for one night, babies are for life.

Kevin Duffy · 04-07-2011 08:38PM

Which pill? I know a few girls who told me they only hopped on fellas 'cos the yokes made them do it.

deisedave · 04-07-2011 08:39PM

mystique150 wrote: »

I refuse to take the pill (ruins my mojo). He wraps it or doesn't get it. It's amazing how fast the "I don't like the feel of condoms" fades away when your left with a choice of condoms or nothing. As for your friends getting caught out, bigger fool them!

Well I would rather **** then use a condom and have done before

Fremen · 04-07-2011 08:40PM

deisedave wrote: »

Well I would rather **** then use a condom and have done before

Charming.

deisedave · 04-07-2011 08:42PM

Fremen wrote: »

Charming.

Well its true the fun of sex is the intimacy and the feel, if all your going to feel is latex then why bother?

easyeason3 · 04-07-2011 08:46PM

deisedave wrote: »

Well its true the fun of sex is the intimacy and the feel, if all your going to feel is latex then why bother?

Oh I don't know, maybe the sweet girl you end up sleeping with is actually a raging nympho & has a range of classy diseases that a course of antibiotics & some cream won't cure.

FYI I always thought the name Syphillis would be very charming for a girl.

Wolfe Tone · 04-07-2011 08:47PM

I know of a few(3) women who have done it, my mother of all people told me about one...

Lesson being don't trust them schneaky women :P

Besides, I don't want to be a dad, and tbh I wouldn't really trust the other party if they said they were on the pill(not that they are lying, but I wouldn't trust anyone other than myself when it comes to stuff like this), sure its not foolproof, and apparently if a woman gets sick(pukes) it doesn't work??

deisedave · 04-07-2011 08:48PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

Oh I don't know, maybe the sweet girl you end up sleeping with is actually a raging nympho & has a range of classy diseases that a course of antibiotics & some cream won't cure.

FYI I always thought the name Syphillis would be very charming for a girl.

Well I suppose but relationships are always the way to go:D I would not have the will power to use a condom on one night stands:P

Kells... · 04-07-2011 08:48PM

Look It doesn't matter.
A fella can CHOOSE to use a condom
A woman can CHOOSE to take the pill
A woman can CHOOSE to **** a load of fellas while she's on the pill.
All about Choice.

EKRIUQ · 04-07-2011 08:48PM

deisedave · 04-07-2011 08:49PM

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I know of a few(3) women who have done it, my mother of all people told me about one...

Lesson being don't trust them schneaky women :P

Besides, I don't want to be a dad, and tbh I wouldn't really trust the other party if they said they were on the pill, sure its not foolproof, and apparently if a woman gets sick(pukes) it doesn't work??

I would say there has been many a time where the girl gets sick and the pill does not work, then she gets blamed for not taking the pill in the first place and lying.

easyeason3 · 04-07-2011 08:50PM

deisedave wrote: »

Well I suppose but relationships are always the way to go:D I would not have the will power to use a condom on one night stands:P

In the words of Jeremy Kyle:

''Put something on the end of it sunshine, be a man & take responsibility''

*sits on step for added effect but just far away that a flying kick won't knock my teeth out*

FesterBeatty · 04-07-2011 08:55PM

Abi wrote: »

Thread is designed to woman bash.

I'm on the pill because I don't want to become pregnant. I've said this time and time again in TLL, if I could I've have a hysterectomy - but I'm apparently too young to get it done. Thats just my story, whats yours OP?

My story? I'd rather not take the chance .. Thats why i shove it up er arse!

deisedave · 04-07-2011 08:56PM

easyeason3 wrote: »

In the words of Jeremy Kyle:

''Put something on the end of it sunshine, be a man & take responsibility''

*sits on step for added effect but just far away that a flying kick won't knock my teeth out*

You forgot with 10 burly men watching your back:D

whatdoicare · 04-07-2011 08:57PM

Like I used to say "there's gonna be no party if your not wearing your party hat!"

OP I have never met a girl who did this- it's common knowledge that it doesn't work.

How many girls have ever lied about being on the pill

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