Drinking game gone wrong. Apologise?

Micky Dolenz · 04-07-2011 04:44PM

Is it a wife you have or a mammy?

FFS, man up will ya. Tell your missus you'll drink what you want, when you want and if you want to wear your mates wife's knickers, do it.

Actually, on reflection and after reading that back, sounds like you have a drink problem and your wife is bang on the money.

Give up the drink, it doesn't suit you.

Micky Dolenz · 04-07-2011 04:45PM

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

AH is not the best place to come looking for helpful advice.

btw if the OP is serious then his is definitely a cross-dresser and should probably be saving up for the inevitable sex-change operation.

Loads of men cross dress, doesn't mean they want to become women.

So a mate tells me.

*Whistles innocently*

--Kaiser-- · 04-07-2011 04:50PM

Queen-Mise wrote: »

How much money do you owe your friends wife for the damage caused to her clothes. Good lingerie is not cheap - first off my suggestion is for your friends and yourself to give her a couple of hundred euro to replace her damaged clothes.

Doing that may show your OH that you have a spine & some responsibility. Apology is pretty useless unless you replace her property.

If what happened in that house is typical of when you drink - then I would seriously look at your drinking.

QFT

sunflower27 · 04-07-2011 04:54PM

How many times are you going to 'prove' you can handle your drink?

If you haven't drank for a while and then start drinking whiskey and vino, what did you think was going to happen?

Do you know how much her good lingerie would have cost? Shedloads. It's bad enough you wore her lingerie, but you haven't even mentioned paying to replace it.

As for apologising, I'd have presumed that was a given.

Kat1170 · 04-07-2011 05:05PM

Go on, your real problem is you brought home more than just the red nickers your OH found and in your slightly inebriated state you have forgotten where you hid them. The 'I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok' song comes to mind

:D

Nulty · 04-07-2011 05:10PM

Jesus, lucky there weren't kids in the house....were there?

Kevin Duffy · 04-07-2011 05:14PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Thanks to everyone for the advise.

On a side note, we were not crossdressing out of any sexual desires, only we were pretending to be Tom s wife. It all started when one of the lads went to the toilet and came back down in her dressing gown and I bettered that by putting on a nice little black dress and some underwear and it spiralled out of control after that.

You were pretending to be a man's wife, while in her clothes, but you're not cross-dressing..... yeh, right, denial is not just a big river in Africa man.

But, it does present the solution, you can pop around to Tom and tell him that if his wife won't take it up the wrong 'un, you will dress in her clothes, again, and he can pretend it's her while he does you, just like you've been taking it from your missus - Tom's wife (the actual, female one) will be off the hook, Tom'll get his flute in the chute and you will have filled your fantasy of being his lover. Winning all round.

Son Of A Vidic · 04-07-2011 05:16PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

After a few months on the dry my OH finally gave me permission to go for a few drinks

OP - Are you 12? Do you make any decisions for yourself? All been said, it does sound like you are incapable of holding your drink. I mean cross dressing ffs!

Flincher · 04-07-2011 05:17PM

Koltashe wrote: »

I am just wondering why is your missus wasting her time on you?!?
You clearly see nothing wrong with what you did and you want to 'trick' her into going to the wedding... Are you gonna walk into d reception wearing brides knickers and veil?
I feel really sorry for your girl, can only imagine how much c**p and embarrassment you have put her through at this stage, fair play to her for having the patience to put up with all that, she really must love you an care for you. I wonder when will she decide that she has had enough and dump your ass...

Go on..........it'd be f***ing priceless

yupyup7up · 04-07-2011 05:18PM

apologize..........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJhPLGMhRuQ

OldmanMondeo · 04-07-2011 05:21PM

This thread is a right drag...

Liam Byrne · 04-07-2011 05:24PM

Richard Hillman wrote: »

If any woman even attempted to "ban" me from drinking she would be kicked to the curb straight away.

If the OP acts like he claims that he did, then he's lucky that she hung around to ban him.......if it were me and someone was that pathetic re their dependency on drink and their actions when plastered I wouldn't even stick around long enough to have the banning discussion because I'd be too embarrassed to be associated with them.

FloatingVoter · 04-07-2011 06:03PM

Liam Byrne wrote: »

If the OP acts like he claims that he did, then he's lucky that she hung around to ban him.......if it were me and someone was that pathetic re their dependency on drink and their actions when plastered I wouldn't even stick around long enough to have the banning discussion because I'd be too embarrassed to be associated with them.

I'm dependent on drink and I have never gone near this level of stupidity. When she married him "for better" / "for worse".....did she not realise she was getting Prince Albert.

ps. OP ...if you're trolling - nice try
if you're not, you are still a mentally challenged person.

ardinn · 04-07-2011 06:34PM

Ahhh i miss the good ol day's - op next time your goin on the sauce give me a shout!

AudreyHepburn · 04-07-2011 06:35PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

OMG please go away with your AA talk! That is ridiculous, how could you even say that to someone. Not acceptable.

Why is not acceptable to encourage OP to get himself help? I meant nothing untoward by it.

Mods if it is against the forum charter I do apologise.

AudreyHepburn · 04-07-2011 06:37PM

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

AH is not the best place to come looking for helpful advice.

btw if the OP is serious then his is definitely a cross-dresser and should probably be saving up for the inevitable sex-change operation.

So I should just take the micky out of some-one who clearly has a problem and needs help?

Nothing wrong with having said problem or needing help btw.

Kevin Duffy · 04-07-2011 06:42PM

BlaasForRafa wrote: »

AH is not the best place to come looking for helpful advice.

btw if the OP is serious then his is definitely a cross-dresser and should probably be saving up for the inevitable sex-change operation.

AudreyHepburn wrote: »

So I should just take the micky out of some-one who clearly has a problem and needs help?

Nothing wrong with having said problem or needing help btw.

You volunteering to do the job?

ArtyM · 04-07-2011 06:57PM

I have always wanted to make a documentary.
This one has potential.
I will document you, your OH, Tom, and his wife at this wedding. I will pay for all your drinks (everyone must drink at least 1 short every 30mins through out the entire day - starting at 8am).
Additional 'costumes' will be available on request.
YouTube is gonna eat this up!

AudreyHepburn · 04-07-2011 07:04PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

You know I am not going to bother explaining why not.....now with weather like that seems it's time to get plastered

Please do bother explaining........

The King of Moo · 04-07-2011 07:06PM

Your OH shouldn't be banning you from drinking, it should be something you should both decide together.
But if your story is indicative of a typical night out when you were drinking, then I can understand why she might feel you needed to be told not to drink, and I don't blame her for reacting the way she did when you act like that on your first night back drinking.

An apology is a given, do you really need to ask if one is necessary?
And remember that she doesn't have to put up with your drunken antics, which seem to be beyond the usual "craic".

randylonghorn · 04-07-2011 07:08PM

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

Loads of men cross dress, doesn't mean they want to become women.

So a mate tells me.

*Whistles innocently*

You're off-key ...

AnneElizabeth · 04-07-2011 07:15PM

OP sounds like a horrible person to be honest. You're doing all you can to make it sounds like your OH is being a bitch and is "banning" you from drinking. She's not banning you, she's asking you not to drink for your own good.

She wants to think you've changed but then you go trying on some other woman's clothes (who's "quite the looker")? You seriously have no respect for your OH or your friends.

recyclebin · 04-07-2011 07:20PM

A tale of two cross dressers - The OP wears dresses while his wife wears the trousers.

jimthemental · 04-07-2011 07:26PM

Dublin Chick wrote: »

OMG please go away with your AA talk! That is ridiculous, how could you even say that to someone. Not acceptable.

Normally I'd agree with you but the OP seems to have a regular trend of getting off his bin when he has a few. Happens us all from time to time but it seems regular here.

busbrokers · 04-07-2011 07:28PM

Give it up man. You're an alco..you just don't know it yet...The excuse you make today is the same one you'll be making in 10 years time.

BOHtox · 04-07-2011 07:50PM

Lando Griffin wrote: »

Thanks to everyone for the advise.

On a side note, we were not crossdressing out of any sexual desires, only we were pretending to be Tom s wife. It all started when one of the lads went to the toilet and came back down in her dressing gown and I bettered that by putting on a nice little black dress and some underwear and it spiralled out of control after that.

Yeah, that's when it spiralled out of control.

AudreyHepburn · 04-07-2011 07:53PM

jimthemental wrote: »

Normally I'd agree with you but the OP seems to have a regular trend of getting off his bin when he has a few. Happens us all from time to time but it seems regular here.

What exactly is wrong with suggesting the OP, or anyone else, get help if they clearly have a problem?

Nemanja91 · 04-07-2011 07:55PM

Your whipped as it is, keep drinking!!

ColeTrain · 04-07-2011 07:56PM

busbrokers wrote: »

Give it up man. You're an alco..you just don't know it yet...The excuse you make today is the same one you'll be making in 10 years time.

An 'alco' that hasn't had a drink in months before trying on some underwear. Doesn't sound like any alco i know.

Liam Byrne · 04-07-2011 07:56PM

AudreyHepburn wrote: »

What exactly is wrong with suggesting the OP, or anyone else, get help if they clearly have a problem?

Because this is Ireland where any such common-sense suggestion will be dismissed because of everyone's god-given right to drink to excess and act the complete and utter tosser and blame it on drink while refusing to fix the problem in the name of being a macho (or even femacho) alcoholic.

Drinking game gone wrong. Apologise?

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