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Wackiest place you've masturbated

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  • #32
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In an AH thread


  • #33
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Needler wrote: »
    On an Aer Lingus plane there a while back from London to Cork, had fierce trouble over it but thankfully I didn't lose my job
    Well I know you pilots do get bored flying those things but you should really try keeping your hands on the steering and less on your trottle! :D

    ;)


  • #34
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    Biggins wrote: »
    Well I know you pilots do get bored flying those things but you should really try keeping your hands on the steering and less on your trottle! :D

    ;)

    same with dj's


  • #35
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Biggins wrote: »
    Well I know you pilots do get bored flying those things but you should really try keeping your hands on the steering and less on your trottle! :D

    ;)

    He's talking about the Cork DJ from RedFM. :P


  • #36
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Sinfonia wrote: »
    On a clown. Twas wacky I tells ya.

    That's virgin on the rediculous


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  • #37
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    ItsThatManAgain wrote: »
    He's talking about the Cork DJ from RedFM. :P
    Phew... thats a relief! :D


  • #38
    Redlion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 794 ✭✭✭Redlion


    Hamiltonion wrote: »
    Had sex in

    Trans euro trains
    Stanstead express
    College library
    Pheonix park
    Iveagh Gardens
    Bray Beach
    Cinema
    Public Library
    :D:D:D:D:D
    At the same time? :eek:


  • #39
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    The bushes outside Anne Doyle's house.


  • #40
    smegmar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭smegmar


    Demosthenes wrote: »
    wankin aside, i once got the ride during casino royale in the omniplex

    needless to say, daniel craig wasnt the only fella shootin his gun in the cinema that night!

    I know exactly what you're talking about. I was with a mot
    back of the Savoy during Pirates of the Caribbean 2. From what I heard it's worse then Casino Royal so I'm glad I actually could see that one.


  • #41
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    Every airport I have been in has some of my DNA.........


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  • #42
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    I have heard of a lad masturbating in an Internet Cafe while on Second Life.


  • #43
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    splendid101 wrote: »
    I've done it on a train.

    I had sex on top of a mountain once. Much more fun than masturbating.

    Mound on a mound


  • #44
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    I used to crank one off in the jacks at work.


    Suffice to say I'm no longer a Montessori teacher.


  • #45
    enniscorthy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,046 ✭✭✭enniscorthy


    on cam4 and smotri they're free to sign up see you there


  • #46
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    was on the train getting filthy messages of a lady i was seeing ....

    one of them said, go into the bathroom,

    so off i want

    she was in work....

    she rang me and then proceeded to sorta tell me what to do, 2 hours later she collected me from the train station went straight to her hotel room and we made even more mess...


  • #47
    wolf moon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    in the orange fields, somewhere between san cipirello and corleone, sicily.


  • #48
    paddy978
    Closed Accounts Posts: 405 ✭✭paddy978


    Where: My room
    When: 2 seconds ago


  • #49
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    paddy978 wrote: »
    Where: My room
    When: 2 seconds ago
    Wow, you're hardcore.


  • #50
    CoalBucket
    Closed Accounts Posts: 971 ✭✭✭CoalBucket


    Chris P. Bacon wrote: »
    In Tesco when it was called Quinnsworth!!

    Yellow pack ****


  • #51
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    paddy978 wrote: »
    Where: My room
    When: 2 seconds ago

    Can't have been too satisfying if you're on the internet only two seconds afterwards....


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  • #52
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    With a trenchcoat on, standing in the bushes looking in Mary Harneys bedroom window.


  • #53
    liamygunner29
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 630 ✭✭✭liamygunner29


    wish a girl would post something bout frigging herself on a bus or tesco.


  • #54
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    At a friends house as there having a few sociable beverages when a woman I was seeing who was in work was sending me pictures of herself flicking the bean in her work toilet, and sending all sorts of filth talk, so i had to go the mates toilet to relieve myself.


  • #55
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Wow, you're hardcore.

    Softcore now, if ya think bout it!:pac:

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #56
    Chris P. Bacon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭Chris P. Bacon


    CoalBucket wrote: »
    Yellow pack ****

    It was a KVI **** :)


  • #57
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,919 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    A friend of mine had 2 **** on a train from Dublin to Limerick.
    One is just about fine but two **** in a tiny, smelly jacks of a train is just wrong.


  • #58
    JimiWonderDoor 92
    Closed Accounts Posts: 271 ✭✭JimiWonderDoor 92


    Few People know this about me,
    But long before Neil Armstrong; I was the first Wanker on the Moon :pac:


  • #59
    Fozzydog3
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 528 ✭✭✭Fozzydog3


    on the floor in between two cousins who were on beds one was fast asleep the other was on his PSP with headphones in ......


  • #60
    dunworth1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 5,433 ✭✭✭dunworth1


    in a changing room in a cloths shop i will not name here..

    needless to say i left with clean shorts


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  • #61
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    The top deck of a Dublin bus at half seven in the morning. I tried to spider-man the resulting jitsom out the window but due to the bus being in motion it adhered to the outside of the window. *pokerface*


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