Teenage discos

OutlawPete · 30-06-2011 02:22AM

My generation was also the one to have Breakdancing. Looking back, I find it hilarious that we used to gather round in circles at discos to watch people 'try' to breakdance like American kids from the Breakdance movies. Seen quite a few injuries, lads trying to spin on the heads and ending up needing to be helped outside with dislocated shoulders was always a highlight. Course, next day they'd be down the main st with a piece of lino at the same craic all over again. I didn't just dream this up, this s*** really happened in the 80's, I blame Pot Noodles myself.

leggo · 30-06-2011 03:45AM

All you needed was one move. Grab a mate of yours who looks like absolutely filth in a Ben Sherman shirt, walk up to the best-looking slapper there and say the following:

"Here, will ya meet me mate?"
(Looks at him in disgust) "Eh...no!!"
(Shove your minging, reject mate to the side) "Will ya meet me then?"
(Looks at you, slightly more attractive by comparison, and takes her chewing gum out. If she's a gamey bitch, you might 'get some tit' or a poke)

Job = done.

AgileMyth · 30-06-2011 04:15AM

BlueBaron wrote: »

Teenage disco's were the business...Energizer's and No-Names

drinking 6 can of dutch or tuborg and falling in the door,
come out with fingers reeking like a fish-mongers.

That is disgusting, can't believe that sort of carry on happens at teenage discos. "tuborg" for fuck sake..

Patri · 30-06-2011 04:28AM

Haha, still remember walking around the hall at a disco one night in Dublin and saw a circle forming. So we went in to have a gawk at what was the centre point, it was some lad on crutches getting head from some fat one, in the middle of the hall! His face was like that of Simon's in the inbetweeners when he's getting the hj at the disco and he makes eye contact with Will! It was really weird but she didn't seem too bothered, we turned away naturally pissing ourselves, but they carried on until some security man had to jizz on their parade and kick them out.

liamygunner29 · 30-06-2011 05:56AM

I was about 14 and there was one girl grinding and shifting another girl. I had never seen anything like it and fapped for days after.

Another one is a lad was shifting some bird and she asked him did he want head or a finger up his bum, they were both about 14 and none the wiser really. He choose the latter in innocence. True story.

Logical Fallacy · 30-06-2011 09:22AM

Well alcohol makes most people revert to teenagers , so imagine dealing with people starting out from that vantage point.

leggo wrote: »

All you needed was one move. Grab a mate of yours who looks like absolutely filth in a Ben Sherman shirt, walk up to the best-looking slapper there and say the following:

"Here, will ya meet me mate?"
(Looks at him in disgust) "Eh...no!!"
(Shove your minging, reject mate to the side) "Will ya meet me then?"
(Looks at you, slightly more attractive by comparison, and takes her chewing gum out. If she's a gamey bitch, you might 'get some tit' or a poke)

Job = done.

Why do i get the feeling you learned that move from a friend?

smash · 30-06-2011 09:22AM

Funniest was in wesley, watching a girl run to the toilets to clean up... she had to make it across the dance floor in a black dress with cum running down the front of it.

Pandora2 · 30-06-2011 10:24AM

OutlawPete wrote: »

My generation was also the one to have Breakdancing. Looking back, I find it hilarious that we used to gather round in circles at discos to watch people 'try' to breakdance like American kids from the Breakdance movies. Seen quite a few injuries, lads trying to spin on the heads and ending up needing to be helped outside with dislocated shoulders was always a highlight. Course, next day they'd be down the main st with a piece of lino at the same craic all over again. I didn't just dream this up, this s*** really happened in the 80's, I blame Pot Noodles myself.[/QUOTE

And despite the obvious need, I don't recall any medics at our disco's Pete!!

airman101 · 30-06-2011 10:36AM

ah the memories of the cricket club in clontarf... id say if you were to bring in an ultravoilet light the place would light up like New York city with the amount of spunk that sprayed around that place!!

pappyodaniel · 30-06-2011 12:31PM

Short Story from a teenage disco.

Aged 15 myself and a friend were sitting right beside the dance floor, he who had consumed a whooping 3/4s of a flaggin of Special Vat might I add (hardly a Goliath in the drinking stakes).

Sitting down, elbows resting on knees and head facing the ground he proceeded to vomit 1 and a half litres of cidery puke onto the dancefloor with me chuckling like an idiot at the sight of it.

That chuckle turned into howls of laughter when the biggest bitch in my school slips and falls into it. When she stood up and she realised what it was she burst into tears and ran out the door.

If it was anyone else I may have felt sorry for her but she really was a cnut.

sidneykidney · 30-06-2011 12:44PM

A mate of mine pulld a girl in the grove (used to go there manys a night way back when) anyway, he was doing the chair, as mentioned earleir in the thread. All was going well it seemed till the chair gave way and they ended up on the floor.
Cue the hardcore (idiots) moshers starting to kick the **** out of the both of them. Was fun to watch as a 15yr old drunk.

westendgirlie · 30-06-2011 12:46PM

OutlawPete wrote: »

Loved teenage discos in the 80's, best time of my life.

This song always reminds me of them, more than any other:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5slGRLzTnWE

Ah the memories

Never saw any sexual shenaningans going on, apart from "getting off with" (shifting) someone.

But there was lots of boozing! We used to get searched going into our disco held at school. So...... we got round this by bringing the bottles of Thunderbird into school on the Friday morning. Just before the end of school, we would put said bottles into the towel holders in the bathrooms. They fitted perfectly

Off to disco, bag search passed, off to toilets to get pished not P1ss!

:D:D

castletownman · 30-06-2011 01:17PM

Where were all these sexed up teenagers when I was a teen?

sidneykidney · 30-06-2011 01:20PM

castletownman wrote: »

Where were all these sexed up teenagers when I was a teen?

Obviously in the places you did'nt frequent :P

enniscorthy · 30-06-2011 01:52PM

SITTING HERE WITH A BIG GRIN ON MY FACE HEHEHE

admiralofthefleet · 30-06-2011 01:59PM

i remember one night in wesley one of my mates was getting a **** off a girl but she was literally pulling the balls off him. he had to tell her it was his charlie and not his balls she should be pulling

robman60 · 30-06-2011 02:03PM

castletownman wrote: »

Where were all these sexed up teenagers when I was a teen?

Ya, I swear, I've never actually seen all this stuff that people say is commonplace at discos. I mean cum running down the dress? Most I've ever seen was a hj once...

Soups123 · 30-06-2011 02:12PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i remember one night in wesley one of my mates was getting a **** off a girl but she was literally pulling the balls off him. he had to tell her it was his charlie and not his balls she should be pulling

if you spent less time pervin you might have been havin ur own balls pulled:)

LukeS_ · 02-07-2011 05:07PM

Did anybody hear what happened at the last tramco only like a month ago? One girl raped 'supposedly', one stabbed and two people started hitting each others heads off a car which lead to a lot of blood.

Y'know... the usual teenage disco.

Doyler92 · 02-07-2011 05:09PM

Sonics2k wrote: »

I'm pretty sure I could go to jail for some of the things I've seen at Teen Disco's...

Pretty sure you would only go to jail if you have done some of this type of thing if we are talking about the same thing.

UrbanSea · 02-07-2011 05:57PM

Aw lads if only I was young enough to go back to Mohill...the memories

Tipsy McSwagger · 02-07-2011 07:15PM

enniscorthy wrote: »

SITTING HERE WITH A BIG GRIN ON MY FACE HEHEHE

AND YOUR FLUTE IN YOUR HAND HEHEHE

tigerblob · 02-07-2011 07:54PM

RHunce wrote: »

My mate pulled the girl selling the beverages! He got her on "the chairs". Ie, the ole legs wrapped around him while he sat there.

Cue the other 200 kids robbing the drinks and food and the girl being fired! Foolish young 'uns

Didn't think "the chairs" existed in any youth disco but my own from back in the day (two whole years ago or thereabouts), however I'm not very well travelled with youth discos. The whole concept of the chairs was scandalous though! :pac:

orourkeda · 02-07-2011 07:58PM

AhSureTisGrand wrote: »

Lad I know got snowballed. Unfortunate for him, hilarious for everybody else

He deserves it. The ridicule and probably not the blow job

pragmatic1 · 02-07-2011 08:09PM

Fighting, fcuking, drugging, smoking and drinking.

tigerblob · 02-07-2011 08:38PM

...But to elaborate, I've seen allsorts! I wonder are the country ones as bad or worse than the Dublin ones for example? The one I went was bad, but not too bad compared to some of what's on here... everyone went there off their face, throwing up in the disco, chairs - to this day you could never be too sure what was happening on those - mostly witness to hjs and fingerings lol, I've heard of worse happening but never actually seen it so you don't know how much truth is in that, but by how dark it was and how you were left alone on the chairs I'd say actual sex was entirely possible. Oh and everyone smoking in the toilets.

Not to mention the slightly more innocent stuff like going in wearing a decent skirt and changing into a belt in the bathroom. I'm sure I could think of more if I had a while lol. Oh the memories... not that I part-took in any of this scandal

questionmark? · 02-07-2011 09:02PM

tigerblob wrote: »

... I wonder are the country ones as bad or worse than the Dublin ones for example?

My memory of teenage discos is basically everyone knocking back a naggin of vodka just before going in, smoking a bit of a fag and then chewing gum to cover it up and then the drink hitting you while your inside.

Fighting, fighting and some more fighting. fcuk my local disco was like a weekend in Kandhar.

Lots of chairing.

Lots of people going out the back because they were too posh for chairing.

Getting the shift.

Figuring out which group of girls were playing beat the slapper, so you could get the shift of all of them.

Going home with your fingers smelling of fish.

Remember once people letting off black cats in the disco while moshing.
Come to think of it no wonder that place no longer runs teenage discos.

Nolanger · 02-07-2011 09:17PM

Always thought teenage discos played music like this????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zyOX-DHRkc

stevejr · 02-07-2011 09:23PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

i remember that the posher the girl the dirtier they were

Noses up, knickers down:pac:*

Ditch · 02-07-2011 09:30PM

UrbanSea wrote: »

Aw lads if only I was young enough to go back to Mohill...the memories

What? Like last summer or so back? Some young dick head dropping his strides, right there on the main street.

He stuck his arse out. Bellowed, " I'm From Longford!!! " And, no doubt wishing to illustrate the full measure of his disdain for our two street town, dumped his guts.

Only trouble was, the fcuking eejit monumentally misjudged and so unloaded straight into his own, down turned trousers! :rolleyes:

Kid from the big smoke really showed us bog trotting Culchies, eh? :cool:

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