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Teenage discos

  • 30-06-2011 12:50AM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,571 ✭✭✭


    Mentioned in another thread,poster quoted a bouncer dreading teenage discos due to amount of carry on goes on at them,any personal or funny stories from them?,pretty innocent stuff in my time..


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Not really funny, unless you find underage sexual acts funny? Plenty of them back in the day


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    Mentioned in another thread,poster quoted a bouncer dreading teenage discos due to amount of carry on goes on at them,any personal or funny stories from them?,pretty innocent stuff in my time..

    They're fooking madness.

    I worked a few, most notibly one out in Leixlip in the 90's and the amount of fighting and underage sex was something you'd have to see to believe - and beyond anyone's control.

    I'd never work one again, not a chance.

    Oh and funny stories - I have none, not from teenage disco's at least.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,823 ✭✭✭Horsefumbler


    yer chirpin awful loudly for a new canary geese


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    Remember a story about a certain part of a poor youngfella getting unfortunately/hilariously caught in a girl's braces. :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    My mate pulled the girl selling the beverages! He got her on "the chairs". Ie, the ole legs wrapped around him while he sat there.

    Cue the other 200 kids robbing the drinks and food and the girl being fired! Foolish young 'uns


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    girl im mates with gave about 10 bjs in wez 1 night....hahah sluhhhhhhh


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    They're fooking madness.

    I worked a few, most notibly one out in Leixlip in the 90's and the amount of fighting and underage sex was something you'd have to see to believe - and beyond anyone's control.

    I'd never work one again, not a chance.

    Oh and funny stories - I have none, not from teenage disco's at least.

    Jesus that takes me back I used to go to that in the 90,s cant remember what it was called again.

    But your right was madness at that all right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,165 ✭✭✭deisedave


    partyndbs wrote: »
    girl im mates with gave about 10 bjs in wez 1 night....hahah sluhhhhhhh

    Actually I know a few girls who got up to stuff like that at teenage discos, Now that they are older and wiser they pretend to have forgotten:D:D:D:D Dave remembers everything


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    haha ye thing is she just stil a slut.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    partyndbs wrote: »
    haha ye thing is she just stil a slut.

    Did she ever get grounded over it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i remember that the posher the girl the dirtier they were


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    Needler wrote: »
    Did she ever get grounded over it?

    ye actuali, but its when her mum found out about her and wat she was up 2


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    partyndbs wrote: »
    ye actuali, but its when her mum found out about her and wat she was up 2

    ah but girls like that are a useful thing to have laying around.

    like an extension lead with 10 sockets


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,037 ✭✭✭Sonics2k


    I'm pretty sure I could go to jail for some of the things I've seen at Teen Disco's...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Why was my post about tramco removed? Just curious


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    Sonics2k wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I could go to jail for some of the things I've done at Teen Disco's...

    fip


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭partyndbs


    Needler wrote: »
    ah but girls like that are a useful thing to have laying around.

    like an extension lead with 10 sockets

    ye ye shes ugly now tho back then she was drippin haha. i cud make a thread on stories about her


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    partyndbs wrote: »
    ye ye shes ugly now tho back then she was drippin haha. i cud make a thread on stories about her

    dould heroin takes its toll i sh'bause


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    Needler wrote: »
    Sonics2k wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure I could go to jail for some of the things I've done at Teen Disco's...

    fip

    That was you!!? Ah dont worry bout being barred, tramco is sh1te anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Why was my post about tramco removed? Just curious

    Yes it was, completely inappropriate.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 406 ✭✭FesterBeatty


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Why was my post about tramco removed? Just curious

    Yes it was, completely inappropriate.
    Oops


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Lad I know got snowballed. Unfortunate for him, hilarious for everybody else


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    Lad I know got snowballed. Unfortunate for him, hilarious for everybody else

    lad i know, yeah right!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,233 ✭✭✭robman60


    I've actually never seen any of the stuff mentioned here at discos... Maybe I'm not looking in the right places? :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    lad i know, yeah right!

    Because if this happened to me the obvious thing to do would be to tell the internet about it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭aN.Droid


    Was doing medic at one of these about 6 months ago and the stuff i saw was unreal. Me and a mate in full high vis at least 8 years older then the people there and still a boy and girl (Still children) sit beside us and start doign the "business" me and my mate looked at each other and without a saying a word got the f*ck out of the seats! Was happy when it was over. Won't be doing another one!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Loved teenage discos in the 80's, best time of my life.

    This song always reminds me of them, more than any other:



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    I remember the old quotes from the primary school ones:
    "will ye dance with her?"
    "Ah, wait for a slow song"

    Cringe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 262 ✭✭BlueBaron


    Teenage disco's were the business...Energizer's and No-Names

    drinking 6 can of dutch or tuborg and falling in the door,
    come out with fingers reeking like a fish-mongers.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,433 ✭✭✭Ciano35


    Back at one a good few years ago, a guy who was about 15/16 had never gotten with a girl before that night, so his friends did all they could to get him a 'shift'. They eventually get him one, and they're kissing away for a few minutes and he kept his eyes wide open the whole time, his friends trying to tell him to close them. If that wasn't embarrassing enough, when they stopped kissing his retainers fell out right in front of her. :o


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