I got caught.....

ICE HOUSE · 26-06-2011 07:55PM

Just hope to God its not an electric fireplace it could have got a lot more amusing.

hondasam · 26-06-2011 07:55PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

Not for much longer if i dont sort myself out. I think i pissed in the dogs bowl too one night. He doesnt like me ya see.

remind her for better for worse, she is getting the worst part now.

It can only get better.

fuerte1976 · 26-06-2011 07:56PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

Last night after arriving home after a few drinks i got caught by my wife taking a piss in the fire place. I dont know why i did it as we have a downstairs bathroom.

I have previous with this sort of thing as ive pissed in the kitchen sink, the bath and the bathroom sink. I dont know why i do it, i think i need help

Don't worry bout it boy, been down that road b4 too. Tis when you piss in de bed with herself in it- then your in trouble ...:eek::eek::eek:

ICE HOUSE · 26-06-2011 07:59PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

Last night after arriving home after a few drinks i got caught by my wife taking a piss in the fire place. I dont know why i did it as we have a downstairs bathroom.

But......on the other hand if the above is true you'll be saving a fortune on water charges when they come in by not using your toilet. :pac::pac:

fedor.2. · 26-06-2011 07:59PM

When i thought i heard her coming down the hallway i tried to buckle up but for some reason i forgot how to button a fly and tie a belt, i just ended up with wet hands

Seachmall · 26-06-2011 08:04PM

Show her a series of battered wife pictures to let her know how grateful she should be that you only piss in/on/at things when drunk.

The High King · 26-06-2011 08:06PM

Just get her to make you a sandwich. Simples

The Orphan · 26-06-2011 08:10PM

Fago! wrote: »

I'm sure many people here have pissed in the kitchen sink before. I have!

me too! and I've takin' a **** in a Lidl bag.

Mr. Denton · 26-06-2011 08:11PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

Last night after arriving home after a few drinks i got caught by my wife taking a piss in the fire place

Did you leave the fire-guard up or down when you did it?

fedor.2. · 26-06-2011 08:14PM

Mr. Denton wrote: »

Did you leave the fire-guard up or down when you did it?

Down, i was even careful enough to just piss up the side and back walls of the fireplace so i wouldn't leave a puddle under the grate

Mr. Denton · 26-06-2011 08:15PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

Down, i was even careful enough to just piss up the side and back walls of the fireplace so i wouldn't leave a puddle under the grate

Well you'll get some points for that. Women hate it when you leave the fire-guard up.

Turpentine · 26-06-2011 08:17PM

Tell her to stop bothering you when you're having a piss.

Sonnenblumen · 26-06-2011 11:45PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

Last night after arriving home after a few drinks i got caught by my wife taking a piss in the fire place. I dont know why i did it as we have a downstairs bathroom.

I have previous with this sort of thing as ive pissed in the kitchen sink, the bath and the bathroom sink. I dont know why i do it, i think i need help

Are we bragging about your big caravan again?

Floodric · 27-06-2011 12:08AM

I never understood people not pissing in the toilet when they're drunk. I have a mate (Who shall go un-named) that pissed in the bin in me room which was made outta Wicker. Piss everywhere.

Or one time in his house I woke up to see him pissing in his own waredrobe.

blogga · 27-06-2011 12:10AM

I think you were disappointed by Santa in your youth and subconsciously trying to prepare a trap.

Lorri_L · 27-06-2011 12:53AM

Never understood why men do this. Never heard of a woman sitting in a sink to go to the toilet.

Sonnenblumen · 27-06-2011 12:55AM

Lorri_L wrote: »

Never understood why men do this. Never heard of a woman sitting in a sink to go to the toilet.

Don't be so unkind to men;)

Son Of A Vidic · 27-06-2011 12:56AM

TheZohan wrote: »

Seriously though, how long are you hitched?

Probably not for much longer I'd imagine.

OP - even a dog knows better than to p1ss on its own doorstep.

Shotgun_TEXAS · 27-06-2011 01:46AM

bet you its only ever when your're completely Langered your like me you dont Know when to stop.

G_R · 27-06-2011 01:54AM

Xivilai wrote: »

Does it burn when you pee?

If he keeps pissing in the fireplace it will!

OP s'all good, when you're drunk you aren't to be held accountable for you're actions. Just yell the missus I said it was OK.

27-06-2011 03:34AM

Last night I was awoken by the sound of what I thought was torrential rain, turned out that my housemate was merely pissing out of his upstairs window down onto my other housemates car. He has no memory of it at all and the oddest thing is that this is not the oddest thing he has done. He's been living here nearly 4 months and not once have I seen him sober.

Dead Kennedys · 27-06-2011 04:33AM

Floodric wrote: »

I never understood people not pissing in the toilet when they're drunk. I have a mate (Who shall go un-named) that pissed in the bin in me room which was made outta Wicker. Piss everywhere.

Line wicker bin with a Lidl bag, that way when your mate needs a piss it won't go everywhere. Also useful if he needs a sh*t.

Bottle_of_Smoke · 27-06-2011 07:04AM

Love that you chose the title "I got caught....." rather than "I'm a drunken nut who pisses in my fireplace"

Caoimhín · 27-06-2011 08:16AM

A friend of mine was awfully drunk in his girlfriends house one night. She woke up in the middle of the night to find him standing beside the bed pissing on her.

phasers · 27-06-2011 08:40AM

You're a filthy pig OP, if I was your girlfriend I'd have dumped you then and there.

My dad tried this once in the utility press and my Mam clattered him and made him clean it up while he was still drunk. He never did it again!

Abi · 27-06-2011 09:36AM

I think men adapt the 'anywhere is good' policy when they're locked. There was numerous incidents with an ex. One night I woke up to find him pissing into the wardrobe. He also had a thing for pissing out the back which I don't get. I've toilets both upstairs and downstairs in the house, in either event he'd have to pass the toilets in order to get out the back..

Joe10000 · 27-06-2011 09:47AM

I have done similar many times in the past and it's down to defcon 1 drunkenness, way way beyond drunk.

A notice was posted all around the apartments where I used to live describing how a girl was terrified that some guy was pissing on her door at 6 in the morning, describing in detail what she witnessed through the door viewer. Never did catch him.........

ringadingding · 27-06-2011 09:56AM

I always feel invisible when pissing drunk, yup, no one can see me pissing against a tree, mere centimetres from a busy road in the middle of the afternoon.
especially when its one of them long drunken pisses where your legs ache.

mattjack · 27-06-2011 02:10PM

fedor.2. wrote: »

Last night after arriving home after a few drinks i got caught by my wife taking a piss in the fire place. I dont know why i did it as we have a downstairs bathroom.

I have previous with this sort of thing as ive pissed in the kitchen sink, the bath and the bathroom sink. I dont know why i do it, i think i need help

First and foremost...ignore her for 72 hrs or so...she clearly has a part in this...somehow , she has implanted a fear of slashing in the bathroom in your mind. Walk around with your head held high...eventually ,confront her and ask her who she thinks she is...Drunken escapades are part of life.Ask her how she feels about you looking at other womens arses...its not as if ya slashed on another woman...consider lighting a fire in the bathroom..

FortuneChip · 27-06-2011 02:26PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP - even a dog knows better than to p1ss on its own doorstep.

Nah man, it was his fireplace

I got caught.....

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