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Have you ever rang a premium rate sex line?

  • 26-06-2011 01:16AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭


    Sat tv is littered with ones aimed at the Irish and English market, surely lads are ringing away, my question is, have you tried one?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    Yea, told the girl to call me back on my satellite phone so she knows what it's like to get ripped off


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    yep,turns out a prostitute is cheaper.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Never.

    Always wondered what type of gobshite did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    Sat tv is littered with ones aimed at the Irish and English market, surely lads are ringing away, my question is, have you tried one?

    tried... but your moms mobile was engaged for ages! :eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    Never.

    Always wondered what type of gob****e did.

    I think shy males who consider themselves unattractive would, not necessarily gobs


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Access wrote: »
    tried... but your moms mobile was engaged for ages! :eek::eek:
    Sorry about that


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 753 ✭✭✭Needler


    Access wrote: »
    tried... but yore ma's mobile was engaged for ages! :eek::eek:

    fype


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    I'm not even sure if there's really a need for so many call in lines on sky. Surely the internet could aid in your depraved masturbation, and for free.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Yep, was at a 'mates' house and rang a sex line and left the phone off the hook and then we went out and of course didn't tell him

    It was a pretty ****ty thing to do but we were 14 and he was an asshole and the consequences were hilarious


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    Access wrote: »
    tried... but your moms mobile was engaged for ages! :eek::eek:

    In between taking your family to Clare??:confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I think shy males who consider themselves unattractive would, not necessarily gobs

    I guess so.

    Good point.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Yes,a gay sex line on somebody else's phone, he owed me money and i couldn't get it off him, but one day we found his phone left in his unlocked jeep..... :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Brother was mates with three pilots that set up the main Irish one (goes by many different names: Partyline, Chatline etc) and they made millions from it. Haven't heard about them in quite a long time but they were shocked at making so much in just a few short years. The had a system where they would advertise the line free to girls once the left a voice classified ad and then they could use the chatline free on a 1800 number as much as they liked. It was advertised as Personals Line or something in women-friendly magazines. Then they would advertise the same line as Flirtline and SexChat in papers and charge guys €60 to €200 an hour to phone in and as the line was full of girls using it for free, they had no bother getting guys to spend that money. Not sure if it's still going, but would say it is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    I can't for a second think that no-one hasn't rang one of them.

    With all them good looking women that are on the TV ads, and surely on the phones as well, you'd be mad not to ring. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Yes,a gay sex line on somebody else's phone, he owed me money and i couldn't get it off him, but one day we found his phone left in his unlocked jeep..... :D

    Why exactly did you happen to know the number for a gay sex line offhand?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    In between taking your family to Clare??:confused:

    yes... bout the same time you were trying to sort out your other halfs H.Dip Points!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    Access wrote: »
    yes... bout the same time you were trying to sort out your other halfs H.Dip Points!

    The night you were raising concerns about Mullaghboy Industrial Estate's road?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    Kojak wrote: »
    I can't for a second think that no-one hasn't rang one of them.

    With all them good looking women that are on the TV ads, and surely on the phones as well, you'd be mad not to ring. :rolleyes:

    :D:D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,816 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Why exactly did you happen to know the number for a gay sex line offhand?

    A newspaper in his jeep had some adds .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,947 ✭✭✭D-Generate


    There is one good reason to call them and it is detailed below.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,359 ✭✭✭Access


    The night you were raising concerns about Mullaghboy Industrial Estate's road?

    yes, the very same day that you were supporting the mighty ducks and looking into shaving your.....

    Hang on, this is going to get long winded! - i promise not to phone your mum again. Sorry uncle chris!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    Access wrote: »
    yes, the very same day that you were supporting the mighty ducks and looking into shaving your.....

    Hang on, this is going to get long winded! - i promise not to phone your mum again. Sorry uncle chris!

    No bother, hope you get the Triton fixed so i can shower and leave before you get home, booya!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    D-Generate wrote: »
    There is one good reason to call them and it is detailed below.


    Check out the Ashes call one :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    D-Generate wrote: »
    There is one good reason to call them and it is detailed below.

    Oh, just remembered, phoned that that Babestation one a few years back when I came in pissed one night and Angel Long was on it. Got straight through to her, turned out the lights and had sex with myself. Poor KV has seen me do so terrible things when drunk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Nope, called the Drifter Man though. Top 100 hit countdown thing. Parents were not happy. :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 418 ✭✭Chris Hansen


    Ruu wrote: »
    Drifter Man

    Heh?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Sticky_Fingers


    Never used them, whats the point when the internet is chock full of every sort of sick depravity that you could possibly imagine and a few more besides.

    On a related note it always struck me as strange that ads for those phone lines are always on TV3 during the break for Law and Order SVU, I can't imagine the show giving too many people a chubby.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Tubsandtiles


    Never, how awkward is it when you are watching a movie with the family at night and the ads come son during the breaks :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Never, how awkward is it when you are watching a movie with the family at night and the ads come son during the breaks :eek:

    Not as awkward as when yore ma is in the ad!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,646 ✭✭✭✭Vicxas


    With all the internet porn why would you even bother!?

    Call the party line... only 7 euro a minute... most expensive w*nk ever....


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