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Man pees in reservoir - costs $36000

  • 20-06-2011 04:22PM
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,329 ✭✭✭MayoForSam


    From today's Indo:

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/man-pees-in-reservoir-and-8-million-gallons-are-flushed-away-2800747.html

    Man pees in reservoir... and 8 million gallons are flushed away


    Eight million gallons of water had to be drained from a reservoir in Oregon after a man urinated in it.
    The operation is costing the state's taxpayers $36,000 and was ordered after Joshua Seater, 21, was caught on a security camera relieving himself in the pristine lake.
    Health experts said the incident would not have caused any harm to people in the city of Portland, who are supplied with drinking water from the reservoir.
    They said the average human bladder holds only six to eight ounces, and the urine would have been vastly diluted.
    But David Shaff, an administrator at the Portland Water Bureau, defended the decision to empty the lake.
    "There are people who will say it's an over reaction. I don't think so. I think what you have to deal with here is the 'yuck' factor," he said.
    "I can imagine how many people would be saying 'I made orange juice with that water this morning.' "Do you want to drink pee? Most people are going to be pretty damn squeamish about that."
    Mr Seater had been out drinking with friends when he decided to relieve himself in the open air reservoir at 1.30am.
    He has not been arrested or charged with a crime, but may ultimately face a fine.
    He apologised publicly for his behaviour, adding: "It was a stupid thing to do. I didn't know it was a water supply, I thought it was a sewage plant.
    "I wouldn't mind paying for it but I don't have a job right now. I'm willing to do community service to clean up the place because I feel bad and feel pretty stupid." Sergeant Pete Simpson, of Portland Police, said: "It's really an unfortunate incident that probably could have been avoided if he had just chosen a bush."

    I mean come on! This is an open air reservoir, completely open to the elements, heaven knows how much bird sh1t has ended up in there over the years.

    We all have taken an accidental gulp in the local swimming pool at some stage and 5 minutes later seen the life guard fishing for a turd left by a not-quite-housetrained 3-year old.

    A bit of human fecal matter in the water only strengthens your immune system, we are all going to end up living in a bubble the way things are going.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,361 ✭✭✭mgmt


    Londoners drink recycled piss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Did they ever consider what birds and ducks and swans do around the lake?
    This is only one man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    What a flush... wooooo eeeeee.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,683 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Im pretty sure reservoir water gets treated before entering municipal supply either way. Which makes me wonder about the officials in Oregon and what kind of corners they're cutting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    $36,000!!??

    You're taking the piss!!

    Sorry :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    How the hell did he get that close enough to take a leak in the reservoir in the first place, shouldn't it be cordoned off to the public??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,581 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Overheal wrote: »
    Im pretty sure reservoir water gets treated before entering municipal supply either way. Which makes me wonder about the officials in Oregon and what kind of corners they're cutting.


    That or maybe a PR stunt or even a false claim that they drained it to warn people off.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Does Bear Grylls know about this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    Insurgent wrote: »
    Does Bear Grylls know about this?

    He has ordered the entire dam to be drained off into 8million bottles for his consumption.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    I cant believe someone in charge of Water referred to the "Yuck Factor".

    Surely the reservoir goes through some kind of filtration system, otherwise people's water would be filled with Bird Shit and other crap that would have just blown in with the wind.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭DoesNotCompute


    MayoForSam wrote: »
    Man pees in reservoir - costs $36000

    Expect to see this happening in Ireland once water charges are brought in


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    Surely half a litre of piss (at most!) would be diluted enough in 8 million gallons of water!?


  • Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Jedidiah Ripe Partridge


    13spanner wrote: »
    Surely half a litre of piss (at most!) would be diluted enough in 8 million gallons of water!?

    Sounds like a good homeopathic recipe


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 105 ✭✭Menapians


    13spanner wrote: »
    Surely half a litre of piss (at most!) would be diluted enough in 8 million gallons of water!?

    Oh ya but its all about the yuck factor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Sounds like a good homeopathic recipe

    Not unless you shake it up too - were there any earthquakes around that time ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,006 ✭✭✭13spanner


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Sounds like a good homeopathic recipe
    oh god it does actually :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    MayoForSam wrote: »
    From today's Indo:

    http://www.independent.ie/world-news/americas/man-pees-in-reservoir-and-8-million-gallons-are-flushed-away-2800747.html



    I mean come on! This is an open air reservoir, completely open to the elements, heaven knows how much bird sh1t has ended up in there over the years.

    We all have taken an accidental gulp in the local swimming pool at some stage and 5 minutes later seen the life guard fishing for a turd left by a not-quite-housetrained 3-year old.

    A bit of human fecal matter in the water only strengthens your immune system, we are all going to end up living in a bubble the way things are going.

    Can I come and take a piss and a dump in your kettle, so that we can put your theory to the test?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    mgmt wrote: »
    Londoners drink recycled piss.

    Budweiser?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25 swimming_paul


    Should have gone behind a bush like everyone else would do, I assume whoever caught him also saw his winkie :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,572 ✭✭✭DominoDub


    This Reminds of an old School tour I had as a kid to Wales, one stop was slate mine near Ffestiniog, North Wales.

    Well when underground the tour guide pointed out a nice spring water lake untouched by anything. Soon after I turned around to dripping sound ...to find one of the lads pissing in it !:D

    Pic of Crystal clear (piss free) Lake
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/rebblephotos/3954021398/lightbox/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 688 ✭✭✭Roomic Cube


    All water is recycled píss, on average the water you drink has passed through two people already and countless other animals. It's a closed water cycle.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,119 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Well that was retarded


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,338 ✭✭✭yesno1234


    MayoForSam wrote: »
    We all have taken an accidental gulp in the local swimming pool at some stage and 5 minutes later seen the life guard fishing for a turd left by a not-quite-housetrained 3-year old.

    :confused::confused:
    I have never seen this nor have I ever heard of this. Where do you go swimming?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,387 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    That's mad Ted. Reservoirs are already chock full of urine. From the fishes for a start. Many reservoirs in this country and the UK are also trout(and other) fisheries. Many especially in the UK are stocked specifically for the sport fishing aspect.

    For good reasons and not just financial in selling day tickets to fishermen. Fishes, especially trout are very twitchy when it comes to water quality so a good healthy population of them and their food is highly indicative of a healthy water column. Fish don't cock their fins up against underwater plants, but piss they do. Quite a bit actually. Shíte as well.

    Or die and fall to the bottom to rot along with other living creatures. Even a 10 minute beer piss from me is gonna make eff all difference. Literally a drop in the ocean. The ocean of other urine, never mind the water.

    In any event urine is mostly water anyway with some urea and non toxic salts. It's also sterile unless you have some existing condition. If this isn't an Onion article then something else is going on, cos it's utter bullshít. Or piss if you will.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    If they bring in water charges here we should all go away and take a sh1t in the nearest reservoir and post a clip of it on the 'tube. then hop on a plane and sh1t in the reservoir IMF employees get their water from


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    How do you make orange juice with water?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,389 ✭✭✭FTGFOP


    The guy responsible for draining the reservoir is a bigger idiot than the guy pissing in it. "The Yuck factor". Give me strength! Then again he makes orange juice from water so maybe he's some kind of genius alchemist.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    blast him with piss see how he feels:pac:

    as for piss and **** filled water i used to swim in the dodder as a kid and it never really affected me.....ill show you a pic of me taken the other day

    http://dualshockers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Fallout-New-Vegas-Companion-Lily.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,192 ✭✭✭✭hmmm


    Sorry everyone, I've regularly had a pee in the Wicklow mountains which will run straight off into the Blessington reservoir and also the Liffey.

    Some Oregonites appear to be gob****es.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,598 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    13spanner wrote: »
    Surely half a litre of piss (at most!) would be diluted enough in 8 million gallons of water!?
    ....and so Budweiser was born.


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