Things you used to (or still do!) when left in the house by yourself?

kfallon · 16-06-2011 12:25PM

Use somebody else's toothbrush to clean me hole :pac:

I don't do this in any place belonging to a family member

vampire of kilmainham · 17-06-2011 04:06AM

me and a mate used to give each other a BJ when the house was empty

later12 · 17-06-2011 04:28AM

Smoke my Dad's pipe and smell of pipe tobacco for the rest of the day.

Read my sister's diary (blackmail and curiosity).

Talk to my imaginary friends.

Play the Titanic soundtrack, which I (a 10 year old boy) pretended to hate.

Eat all the rice crispie buns and later deny all knowledge

Otherwise, just eat Christmas cake (there is always Christmas cake)

Look for my older brothers' porn collections.

Bring the dogs upstairs to my bedroom and let them run wild in the house.

God I really miss those days. There was nothing as smug as the little smile that comes over your face, as a child, when you know you're about to have the whole place to yourself. Having said that, I couldn't stand being left alone too long, i.e. when it gets dark and the lightbulbs flicker on and off, and outside in the yard a gate is creaking in the wind:eek:

whiteboy · 17-06-2011 04:31AM

have sex with multiple women

Klair88 · 17-06-2011 05:08AM

Air guitar.

Azureus · 17-06-2011 07:18AM

During the day when I was younger I used to only ever practise guitar while the house was totally empty. Prob why it took me this long to be semi-kinda-okay at it.

Now I play games like Dance Central on the kinect when Im alone in the house-the bf has come in and caught me shakin it like a crazy person a few times and videoed it on his phone on the sly so now its homw alone ONLY!

In the evenins when Im on my own its crappy tv, glass of red wine, chocolate and some girly pampering. Its rare so indulgence is essential!

thebostoncrab · 17-06-2011 07:42AM

Have music going full blast, eat beans on toast for dinner and plenty of nude house walking.

Mr.Crinklewood · 17-06-2011 07:44AM

Play football in the sitting room, using the coffee table as the goal.

stupidusername · 17-06-2011 08:41AM

I must be one of the only people that doesn't enjoy walking around naked.

Problem with someone being gone is you might not know when they'll be back. Probably would feel more relaxed about the porn but wouldn't need the house empty for it.but then i've never tried blaring it.

Only thing i'd do different would be i'd sing in the shower,sing my lungs outta me.

Pherekydes · 17-06-2011 09:06AM

Do housework. Make dinners. Wash clothes. Hang out clothes. etc.

A woman's work is never done...:pac:

Giselle · 17-06-2011 10:14AM

When I was a kid I used to turn the stereo up loud and have an uninhibited dance, and watch rubbish tv.

Now I'm grown up and live alone, I turn the stereo up loud and have an uninhibited dance, and watch documentaries.

ronan45 · 17-06-2011 10:22AM

Walk around with just boxers on with Penis protruding peeping out the top of my boxers ( kinda comfy)

Fart as loudly and violently as i can and sniffing it up real good Ohhh yeahhhh

Drinking cans and pissing in the nearest container albeit a novelty glass or a sink or a bin

Spy out my back bedroom window see if i can have a peddle over my next door neighbours wife in her yard

Log on to porn and leave it open without having to close it suddenly

Crap on the very back wall of the toilet to see if i can break my biggest skid mark record. (12.2 inches)

Just about sums it up

GavRedKing · 17-06-2011 10:26AM

Rock out with my cock out.

Celly Smunt · 17-06-2011 10:27AM

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Play football in the sitting room, using the coffee table as the goal.

when i do this,i always win the world cup

17-06-2011 10:39AM

I used to eat sugar from the sugar bowl. Found out years later that my parents knew the whole time because the spoon was covered in hard sugar when they got home (from it being wet from my breath, because I didn't even put it in my mouth, just sort of poured it in from the spoon. Disgusting when I think about it now.)

These days, sad as it is, I wait for the house to be empty so that I can cook healthy meals. I'm 20, but my mum always tries to guilt me into eating big mammy portioned meals. If I hadn't started cooking for myself at 16, honestly I'd probably be morbidly obese now.

Magic Eight Ball · 18-06-2011 02:43AM

The poker channel, **** and eating those expensive German biscuits.

smugchik · 18-06-2011 02:48AM

orourkeda wrote: »

KICK THE DOG

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

F.U.B.A.R · 18-06-2011 02:50AM

Turn the tv over to Scuzz and krank up the V's and start moshn in the front room witha can in one hand and a fag in the other aswell the stuff in the list in OP bar the walking around naked and boyfreind ting cos I aint gay :pac:

Mister Jingles · 18-06-2011 03:14AM

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I dance when no ones watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4l-bQUDyZE

? :pac:

Things you used to (or still do!) when left in the house by yourself?

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