Things you used to (or still do!) when left in the house by yourself?

SparkyTech

When you were a teenager and left in the house by yourself while the parents were off visiting aunt Mags, or went into town to pick up some messages, what little luxuries did you enjoy when you were by your lonesome with no-one else around? (And indeed, do you still have any of these traits as a grown up :cool:)

Signing in the shower?
Walking around the house naked?
Eating all the hob-nobs out of the biscuit tin?
Having a friend/wimmenz/boyfriend over on the sly?
Cracking out the durty mag you got from the top shelf of the newsagents?

:pac:

phasers

eat cornflakes in me jocks

Earthhorse

Shout at the TV.

Seachmall

Poo with the door open.

kfallon

Still do walk around naked when in the house on me own - only did it about 2 hours ago

jimthemental

Sitting outside with a cup of coffee and a Benson and Hedges.:)

sbsquarepants

Sometimes when i'm on my own for a few days (which is practicaly never now:() I give up on cooking dinners and just eat things like cornflakes or tins of beans instead - usually while watching 2 and a half men or some such mindless shíte:D

Run_to_da_hills

Turn the stereo up loud.

Big Nasty

Have a ****!

JerryHandbag

Get the guitar and (try to) sing

JohnMarston

SparkyTech wrote: »

Eating all the hob-nobs out of the biscuit tin?

You're quite the badass OP. I would never have the nerve to do that.

SparkyTech

JohnMarston wrote: »

You're quite the badass OP. I would never have the nerve to do that.

Pfft. You probably only have rich tea digestives in your biscuit tin :P

rednik

Give those leaving a good wave and a sincere smile.;);)

tan11ie

Stay in bed....peace..

whiskeyman

phasers wrote: »

eat cornflakes in me jocks

I normally use a bowl, but each to their own!

flutterflye

SparkyTech wrote: »

Pfft. You probably only have rich tea digestives in your biscuit tin :P

Rich tea are such an excuse of a biscuit. Yuck.



When alone in the house, I make a bunch of plans to relax and make the most of the peace and quiet, but just end up on the internet looking at absolute crap for hours.

jimthemental

Sometimes if the house is empty when I get home from work I'll pour a large Powers Gold Label, put in a bit of water and then watch Home and Away

JohnMarston

SparkyTech wrote: »

Pfft. You probably only have rich tea digestives in your biscuit tin :P

Nah, i've eaten all the jam from the jam jar before

tan11ie

flutterflye wrote: »

Rich tea are such an excuse of a biscuit. Yuck.

Ah add a bit of peanut butter and they are yum!



When alone in the house, I make a bunch of plans to relax and make the most of the peace and quiet, but just end up on the internet looking at absolute crap for hours.[/QUOTE]

^ ditto

gosuckonalemon

SparkyTech wrote: »

When you were a teenager and left in the house by yourself while the parents were off visiting aunt Mags, or went into town to pick up some messages, what little luxuries did you enjoy when you were by your lonesome with no-one else around? (And indeed, do you still have any of these traits as a grown up :cool:)

Signing in the shower?
Walking around the house naked?
Eating all the hob-nobs out of the biscuit tin?
Having a friend/wimmenz/boyfriend over on the sly?
Cracking out the durty mag you got from the top shelf of the newsagents?

:pac:

Internet much lately?

SparkyTech

gosuckonalemon wrote: »

Internet much lately?

Nope.

horseplay

Leave all the dogs into the house

mathie

Midnight_EG wrote: »

Turn the laptop off MUTE, get some porn on, blare it and have a ****

Lionel Blair it?

JoePie

Nothing like a good nude strut.

WoollyRedHat

I dance when no ones watching

orourkeda

KICK THE DOG

Alter-Ego

Porn at full volume. 20 tabs open on Chrome. Fap Fap Fapathon!

demakinz

Watch Bargain Hunt.

bonerm

SparkyTech wrote: »

Signing in the shower?

I used to but I found the ink soon started to run.

Irish Guitarist

Listen to Led Zeppelin with the volume turned up to ten.

bonerm

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

Listen to Led Zeppelin with the volume turned up to ten.

You should get one of these.

kfallon

Use somebody else's toothbrush to clean me hole :pac:

I don't do this in any place belonging to a family member

vampire of kilmainham

me and a mate used to give each other a BJ when the house was empty

later12

Smoke my Dad's pipe and smell of pipe tobacco for the rest of the day.

Read my sister's diary (blackmail and curiosity).

Talk to my imaginary friends.

Play the Titanic soundtrack, which I (a 10 year old boy) pretended to hate.

Eat all the rice crispie buns and later deny all knowledge

Otherwise, just eat Christmas cake (there is always Christmas cake)

Look for my older brothers' porn collections.

Bring the dogs upstairs to my bedroom and let them run wild in the house.

God I really miss those days. There was nothing as smug as the little smile that comes over your face, as a child, when you know you're about to have the whole place to yourself. Having said that, I couldn't stand being left alone too long, i.e. when it gets dark and the lightbulbs flicker on and off, and outside in the yard a gate is creaking in the wind:eek:

whiteboy

have sex with multiple women

Klair88

Air guitar.

Azureus

During the day when I was younger I used to only ever practise guitar while the house was totally empty. Prob why it took me this long to be semi-kinda-okay at it.

Now I play games like Dance Central on the kinect when Im alone in the house-the bf has come in and caught me shakin it like a crazy person a few times and videoed it on his phone on the sly so now its homw alone ONLY!

In the evenins when Im on my own its crappy tv, glass of red wine, chocolate and some girly pampering. Its rare so indulgence is essential!

thebostoncrab

Have music going full blast, eat beans on toast for dinner and plenty of nude house walking.

Mr.Crinklewood

Play football in the sitting room, using the coffee table as the goal.

stupidusername

I must be one of the only people that doesn't enjoy walking around naked.

Problem with someone being gone is you might not know when they'll be back. Probably would feel more relaxed about the porn but wouldn't need the house empty for it.but then i've never tried blaring it.

Only thing i'd do different would be i'd sing in the shower,sing my lungs outta me.

Pherekydes

Do housework. Make dinners. Wash clothes. Hang out clothes. etc.

A woman's work is never done...:pac:

Giselle

When I was a kid I used to turn the stereo up loud and have an uninhibited dance, and watch rubbish tv.

Now I'm grown up and live alone, I turn the stereo up loud and have an uninhibited dance, and watch documentaries.

ronan45

Walk around with just boxers on with Penis protruding peeping out the top of my boxers ( kinda comfy)

Fart as loudly and violently as i can and sniffing it up real good Ohhh yeahhhh

Drinking cans and pissing in the nearest container albeit a novelty glass or a sink or a bin

Spy out my back bedroom window see if i can have a peddle over my next door neighbours wife in her yard

Log on to porn and leave it open without having to close it suddenly

Crap on the very back wall of the toilet to see if i can break my biggest skid mark record. (12.2 inches)

Just about sums it up

GavRedKing

Rock out with my cock out.

Celly Smunt

Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »

Play football in the sitting room, using the coffee table as the goal.

when i do this,i always win the world cup

I used to eat sugar from the sugar bowl. Found out years later that my parents knew the whole time because the spoon was covered in hard sugar when they got home (from it being wet from my breath, because I didn't even put it in my mouth, just sort of poured it in from the spoon. Disgusting when I think about it now.)

These days, sad as it is, I wait for the house to be empty so that I can cook healthy meals. I'm 20, but my mum always tries to guilt me into eating big mammy portioned meals. If I hadn't started cooking for myself at 16, honestly I'd probably be morbidly obese now.

Magic Eight Ball

The poker channel, **** and eating those expensive German biscuits.

smugchik

orourkeda wrote: »

KICK THE DOG

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

F.U.B.A.R

Turn the tv over to Scuzz and krank up the V's and start moshn in the front room witha can in one hand and a fag in the other aswell the stuff in the list in OP bar the walking around naked and boyfreind ting cos I aint gay :pac:

Mister Jingles

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

I dance when no ones watching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4l-bQUDyZE

? :pac: