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Pizza in 30 mins Garda in ????

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,096 ✭✭✭conorhal


    Outsource policing to Dominos, problem solved!


    Plus, *free garlic bread with every crime reported.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Birneybau wrote: »
    I reckon he meant Mixed Martial Arts shorts i.e, the guy was trained.

    I know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,495 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    So what you are saying the traffic department is not under resourced ?

    Is that really what you think my point was? Really?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    phasers wrote: »
    Tell them you think the guy's been murdered.

    They'll figure he's not gonna get any deader so they can finish this episode of Glen Roe and cup of tae.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    Confab wrote: »
    Uhoh, Makikomi's on the warpath...

    Couldn't have been him - there was no mention of a bulldog by his side or the smaller guy being Jewish or gay.


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  • Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Couldn't have been him - there was no mention of a bulldog by his side or the smaller guy being Jewish or gay.

    I kid you not , this guy owns a bulldog !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,466 ✭✭✭Forest Master


    I kid you not , this guy owns a bulldog !!
    Did he have a swastika tattoo on his chest? Could have been him then.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,106 ✭✭✭flyton5


    They need more people like Jerry Lynch to dish out justice...On The Streets...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 691 ✭✭✭stylie


    phasers wrote: »
    Tell them you think the guy's been murdered.

    They'd be there quicker if you said you think his tax disk is out of date


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    The few times I've had to deal with the Gardai they're great but then my house is way out in the country and I reckon the lads fall over themselves to respond to any old bit of prospective action. They've probably got alarm bells and slidey bat poles installed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    As a cop mate of mine said, "walk to a fight, run to a fire"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,752 ✭✭✭markesmith




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    A lad was stabbed in Thomastown a few years back. It took the gardai 1 hour to make the 200ft journey from the station to the street it happened, they arrived after the ambulance traveled like 25km from the city.

    Then again, sometimes they have arrived within 5 minutes of stuff happening around my area (which is 10km from the station). I'm really unsure as what to expect of them most of the time. My confidence is unsure in them.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,235 ✭✭✭Bosco boy


    I guess I've lost respect for most occupations in this country during the Celtic tiger years, but I'm intelligent enough to know that there are good and bad in every job. You can be lucky or unlucky as to who may respond and how they deal with the problem, some times resources dictate this, put away the large brush and your prejudices, Garda bashing seems to be a full time occupation of some posters here, get a life and move on, if the mirror was held up to some of ye I'd be pretty confident ye wouldn't like what ye see!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Should've called The Citizen instead OP.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 heisenburger


    i once heard my neighbours front door trying to be kicked in at about 4 in the morning...presumably for the keys to the nice bmw outside. I rang the guards, told them what was happening and they said they'd send someone out. i opened my front door to see the gang running up the road unsuccesful, i shouted at them and one of them ran towards me. i pussied out and slammed the door shut:rolleyes:
    So yeah, over an hour later 2 guards turn up for bout 45seconds and they're off again. lazy b@stards!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,861 ✭✭✭funnyname


    You should have gotten Gerald Kean to call it in.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    A lot of gripes about how long it takes for a Garda to arrive. If you are delayed in a hospital, do you blame the Nurses or Doctors that are there for taking too long to get to you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 272 ✭✭DeepSleeper


    johngalway wrote: »
    I used to have a lot of respect for the Gardai until about two years ago when I was rudely made aware, first hand witness to someone elses problems, of actually how apathetic, incompetent and uncaring quite a few of them are towards the troubles of the citizens they're supposed to uphold the law of the land for.

    Can't blame them my arse. I can and I do.


    Totally agree - A few years ago I was living in Cork City and one morning I found someone had crashed into my car while it was parked outside my house overnight - I called the Gardaí and they came, looked, and took away the wing mirror of the other car which had been left behind after the crash. There was a few thousand euros worth of damage to my car and so I was driving a borrowed car for a few weeks while mine was being fixed.

    A couple of days later, I was on the other side of the city and noticed a car parked on the street - wing mirror missing, extensive damage along the side, same distinctive green paint that had been left on my car. I called the Gardaí - they came, looked, took the Reg. No. and said they would get back to me - I heard nothing more, called them a week or so later and was told that the owner no longer lived at the address at which the car was registered and so there was nothing they could do - I'd have to claim against my own insurance as they couldn't find the owner of the car that had crashed into mine!

    I went back to the street where I'd seen the other car and it was still there - sat in my car for 15 minutes until someone came out of a particular house, got into the car and drove away. I wrote down the address and dropped it into the Garda station so they could trace the owner - never heard another word about it and so had to claim on my own insurance instead of claiming against the insurance of the driver who crashed into my car. The result? I paid every penny back to the insurance company over the years through increased premiums since I couldn't switch insurance companies for years as I had an expensive claim on my record. The Gardaí couldn't care less that someone had crashed into my car, that they had left the scene of the accident and that they didn't have the car registered at their current address.

    Would I act differently today? You can be sure I would - make an official complaint in writing, it is the only way anyone will take any notice.


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 13,475 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Often depends where you live. My Da lives in Tallaght and has awful trouble getting them out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,044 ✭✭✭colly10


    It seems like they have more important things to worry about like making sure your tax disc is up to date


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    A lot of gripes about how long it takes for a Garda to arrive. If you are delayed in a hospital, do you blame the Nurses or Doctors that are there for taking too long to get to you?

    I don't think people are blaming the guards themselves, like the people working as guards. It's just the system, and now the fact that there will be no more recruited for a while.

    I heard a story on the last word recently. A man called in to tell him how he found a man collapsed in *Drogheda on the street. He called ambulance straight away. To make a long story short, there was an ambulance depot / hospital only 500m away, but the ambulance never came. Having waited all that time (and calling again), he ended up putting the guy in a van and bringing him to hospital. The man died afterwards. . . I wouldn't blame the ambulance driver, or nurse for that, but there is something seriously wrong with the system for that to happen.

    *Nearly sure it was Drogheda. Either there or Navan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    I agree that the gaurds are under resourced and it isn't necessarily their fault in all instances.
    However,in some rural places it's a joke.

    I recently heard of a detective who drove his son up to Dublin from Roscommon in his unmarked car,while on duty,because it was quiet. He gets 45 quid an hour I'm told. The journey took about 5 hours. That equals around 230 quid. And a fill of petrol.

    It's no wonder their resources are being cut when there are cases like this.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,566 ✭✭✭Wile E. Coyote


    Maybe the guy who got beaten up was delivering pizza and didn't get there in under 30 mins :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,184 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    Christ above, enough people. Probably one/two active patrol cars and a few Gardai to cover an area possibly several hundred square miles in size and you are bitching because they don't turn up as quickly as a Pizza order? Seriously get a grip and some perspective FFS. Whats more likely? They were answering one of many many other calls that night or they were just sitting in Supermacs having a burger and ignoring the radio?

    There never seems be an end to people coming on here bitching and moaning about how poor the Gardai are. How many times have any of you seen a thread praising them for the countless daily, no hourly occasions when they do good, solve a crime, save a life or put their own well being on the line in the course of their duty.

    Only yesterday two Gardai received the Scott Medal for bravery in facing down five armed individuals in the course of a Tiger raid in Galway.

    That's one male and one female Garda taking on 5 armed men. Where was the thread about that one? Where were the other contributors posts on that thread saying how well the Gardai performed or stories of where they helped out or went above and beyond? No its easier to disregard and forget about those incidents. But when they fail to live up to our expectations or don't do things as we think they should be done (regardless if its the correct way or not) then its time to hit AH and start yet another Garda bashing thread.

    They deal with the sort of situations and scumbags every hour of every day, nationwide, the majority of us would run a mile from. They are undoubtedly under manned and resourced, up until recently lacking in the most basic equipment (remember the radio system that could be hacked by a 12 year old?) and are unarmed. They are hospitalised, beaten, attacked verbally and physically and they are murdered all while standing between you, me, Joe public and the sort of fu@ks who would not think twice about sticking a pint glass in your face for looking sideways at them in a pub.

    And yet we still feel obliged to have a go at them? Christ above.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    ^^

    I agree that is a great story, and sure we all know, bad news will be reported quicker than good. But it doesn't excuse the fact that they can get a report of someone being beaten, and just not show up. In the vast majority of cases it is not the guards (the people) fault, but the system and the shortages etc. and of course people are going to get pissed off with that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 968 ✭✭✭mistress_gi


    Weel, I thought I'd give a positive comment on the guards. Our house got broken into a couple of weeks ago and my husband managed to pin one of the burglar in the house, we called the guards and it took them maybe 15 minute (maybe even less) to arrive and haul the guy away. I'm a bit disapointed that they said they would get back to us but never did but appart from that I was really happy with the time it took them to get here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Hunter Mahan


    We all screamed from the rooftops that public sector should be cut to shreds when the last govt told us that it would get us out of a financial hole. We were fools and made it easy for the govt.

    Now we are seeing the fruits of our labour, fewer Gardai on the street, nurses let go etc etc...

    Now we expect the same levels of service from our hospitals/gardai with fewer resources... it's not possible and believe me it will only get worse.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 778 ✭✭✭UsernameInUse


    I have long been an advocate for the privatisation of the Gardai. At least next time, when someone's insurance company sees they are going to hand out thousands for hospital bills etc, the Gardai will sh!t themselves and get a right bollocking from the insurance company resulting in massive payouts for bad service i.e - not protecting their consumers.

    As things stand, there is zero accountability within the public services. I don't trust this organisation to protect me and my family. In Ireland, it's impossible to defend yourself from thugs on the street or risk going to prison for self-defense - an absolute sham of a police force and an embarrassment to the world of law and order. If you don't believe this statement, then how about we allow private companies to compete with the Gardai and we'll see who is left standing...

    If there was no tax money for these lay-abouts, they'd be out of business in a week.


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