Ever see something you shouldn't have? (mod note post 1)

poo_face wrote: »

Back in the day, when I was about 7 or 8, neighbours from England would come back and visit for a few weeks every year, just down the road from me. I would go down to a friends house and play soccer or stand on a wall and try and push each other off. The ones back from England would go out every night they were back.

One night when I was walking home from the friends house, about 7 or 8. I looked into the house and I saw the the mother of a girl around the same age of me taking off her top, I saw her boobs. Now at the time I was innocent and my balls had yet to drop so I quickly looked away and sprinted home.

Looking back (to the past) they were real nice baps, she was slightly tanned and they were boobs were just a nice size, not too big, not too small.

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Another time during my youth the President, Mary McAleese came to our town. There was a gathering of all the local primary schools, we were brought to the local shop for food, I went for a wee and went into one of the cubicles. I found a playboy magazine, it was left on the shelf above the toilet where rolls of toilet paper and playboy magazines would be left. Again I was too innocent to look at it so I went out and told one of the lads and they passed it along, que all the lads going into the toilets.

We were all very innocent and no balls had yet dropped so a few of the lads picked it up and threw it away quickly like a when you'd pick up a pair of shoes and realise there was a spider in it so ya throw it away.

Then the principal came in after us and alot of the lads locked themselves in the cubicles. I ran out to safety. I don't know what happened the playboy, whether the principal took it for himself I don't know. Probably did, I remember he was in a pretty good mood the day after anyways.

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Porn on TV3 last night.

Biggins wrote: »

battered but clearly usable rocket launcher