Ever see something you shouldn't have? (mod note post 1)

poo_face

Back in the day, when I was about 7 or 8, neighbours from England would come back and visit for a few weeks every year, just down the road from me. I would go down to a friends house and play soccer or stand on a wall and try and push each other off. The ones back from England would go out every night they were back.

One night when I was walking home from the friends house, about 7 or 8. I looked into the house and I saw the the mother of a girl around the same age of me taking off her top, I saw her boobs. Now at the time I was innocent and my balls had yet to drop so I quickly looked away and sprinted home.

Looking back (to the past) they were real nice baps, she was slightly tanned and they were boobs were just a nice size, not too big, not too small.

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Another time during my youth the President, Mary McAleese came to our town. There was a gathering of all the local primary schools, we were brought to the local shop for food, I went for a wee and went into one of the cubicles. I found a playboy magazine, it was left on the shelf above the toilet where rolls of toilet paper and playboy magazines would be left. Again I was too innocent to look at it so I went out and told one of the lads and they passed it along, que all the lads going into the toilets.

We were all very innocent and no balls had yet dropped so a few of the lads picked it up and threw it away quickly like a when you'd pick up a pair of shoes and realise there was a spider in it so ya throw it away.

Then the principal came in after us and alot of the lads locked themselves in the cubicles. I ran out to safety. I don't know what happened the playboy, whether the principal took it for himself I don't know. Probably did, I remember he was in a pretty good mood the day after anyways.


Mod Note.
No suggestions of anything that if you were to google, or deceiving people into opening something they might not be expecting, ie, graphic, porn, or any other distrubing images.

chin_grin

Hangover 2.

Badgermonkey

That eclipse.

Underwhelmed.

PuddleMooders

Have your balls dropped yet?

4zn76tysfajdxp

I once watched an illegally downloaded film.

Superbus

Santa's gifts at the top of the wardrobe.

It was the end of my childhood.

admiralofthefleet

terry on front of the spire

Doublechinlolz

Was cyclin through a caravan park when i was about 12.. Girl tookmoff her top in one of the windows, HUUUGE TITS.. then i went home, dropped the jocks and gave er socks

Eathrin

Did you sign up just to tell us that?

falan

Saw someone having sex in some bushes when i was about 10 whilst on a caravan holiday in England.

holystungun9

Braden Dry Backside wrote: »

I once watched an illegally downloaded film.

I've stolen a hand bag, I've stolen a book from a library, but I would never watch an illegally downloaded film.

chin_grin

holystungun9 wrote: »

I've stolen a hand bag, I've stolen a book from a library, but I would never watch an illegally downloaded film.

I'd download a car if I could! :pac:

Smcgie

Handguns and an assault rifle semtex among others in an arms dump belonging to the IRA when I was about 12. There's a playpark there now

admiralofthefleet

W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

That bleedin hammer video!

peter gabriel?

AckwelFoley

watched a video on the net of some A-rabs cutting a westerners head off with a rusty blade.

effluent

I accidentally came across my sisters will and read it.

W.Shakes-Beer

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

peter gabriel?

Thank God it wasn't a sledgehammer in that video

orourkeda

falan wrote: »

Saw someone having sex in some bushes when i was about 10 whilst on a caravan holiday in England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFm0xb_qJ2w

helimachoptor

If your balls hadnt dropped when Mary Mac was prez you must be what about 20 now?

Doublechinlolz

effluent wrote: »

I accidentally came across my sisters will and read it.

Hope you spiced it up...

Dangerous Man

"I've seen some things, man, and some stuff. I wouldn't recommend it."

rainbowdrop

Watched a video of a fella getting hit by a train once......... was horrible!

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukTBSJJ4KM

Chris P. Bacon

Porn on TV3 last night.

chin_grin

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Porn on TV3 last night.

Nah that was fine, it was the internal cumshot that I could've lived happily never knowing what it looked like. Seriously they had a camera in her.

Mint Sauce

Mod Note.

No suggestions of anything that if you were to google, or deceiving people into opening something they might not be expecting, ie, graphic, porn, or any other distrubing images.

General General

effluent wrote: »

I accidentally came across my sisters will and read it.

I don't understand why you would accidentally ejaculate over your sister's will without even having read it...

Xivilai

surprised nobody said "this thread" :pac:

Chris P. Bacon

chin_grin wrote: »

Nah that was fine, it was the internal cumshot that I could've lived happily never knowing what it looked like. Seriously they had a camera in her.

That video has actually been around a few years,its on all the popular sites as an educational video.

MonTheBiffy

effluent wrote: »

I accidentally came across my sisters will and read it.

**** over a will.....you sick bastard

Biggins

* Seen stuff in a house many years ago (when I was a teen) in Dundalk I wasn't expecting to see (battered but clearly usable rocket launcher and bags of cash).
* Over the decades numbers of people having sex, covertly and in the open.
* Famous people taking drugs - NO, under no circumstances am I saying any names.
* Weapons, etc.

Elmidena

Yeah.... a seriously gigantic black hairy spider taking up the other side of the sheet of toilet roll I was going for after a wee one day. Was quite the arachnaphobiac in those days and for this reason I always make sure the toilet roll faces the "correct" way!

And yes, I just bolted straight out of the room!

Nevermind_

paul mcgrath dancing bollock naked on top of a table in a central dublin pub a good few years ago, he had to be asked to put his clothes back on.... twice

Like biggins above several well known people doing various drugs. (no i wont name names either)

The wife of a well known irish soccer player getting rogered in the toilets of a nightclub (not by her husband)

January

rainbowdrop wrote: »

Watched a video of a fella getting hit by a train once......... was horrible!

NSFW

WTF dude why would you post that... it's horrific and already posted once on this site... why would you subject more people to that! :mad:

Cypher_sounds

Casper:eek:

Where To

Jesus



















*I'm an atheist

falan

rainbowdrop wrote: »

Watched a video of a fella getting hit by a train once......... was horrible!

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SukTBSJJ4KM

January wrote: »

WTF dude why would you post that... it's horrific and already posted once on this site... why would you subject more people to that! :mad:

Well i've seen this vid and i honestly think it should be removed by the mods of after hours...Sick!:mad:

Elmidena

falan wrote: »

Well i've seen this vid and i honestly think it should be removed by the mods of after hours...Sick!:mad:

Yeah I already decided NOT to click it...I take comfort feeling that's the right choice

Crann na Beatha

This post has been deleted.

Hank Scorpio

Biggins wrote: »

* Famous people taking drugs - NO, under no circumstances am I saying any names.
* Weapons, etc.

Did you see them do it in the papers ? Scary stuff

Turpentine

poo_face wrote: »

Back in the day, when I was about 7 or 8, neighbours from England would come back and visit for a few weeks every year, just down the road from me. I would go down to a friends house and play soccer or stand on a wall and try and push each other off. The ones back from England would go out every night they were back.

One night when I was walking home from the friends house, about 7 or 8. I looked into the house and I saw the the mother of a girl around the same age of me taking off her top, I saw her boobs. Now at the time I was innocent and my balls had yet to drop so I quickly looked away and sprinted home.

Looking back (to the past) they were real nice baps, she was slightly tanned and they were boobs were just a nice size, not too big, not too small.

---

Another time during my youth the President, Mary McAleese came to our town. There was a gathering of all the local primary schools, we were brought to the local shop for food, I went for a wee and went into one of the cubicles. I found a playboy magazine, it was left on the shelf above the toilet where rolls of toilet paper and playboy magazines would be left. Again I was too innocent to look at it so I went out and told one of the lads and they passed it along, que all the lads going into the toilets.

We were all very innocent and no balls had yet dropped so a few of the lads picked it up and threw it away quickly like a when you'd pick up a pair of shoes and realise there was a spider in it so ya throw it away.

Then the principal came in after us and alot of the lads locked themselves in the cubicles. I ran out to safety. I don't know what happened the playboy, whether the principal took it for himself I don't know. Probably did, I remember he was in a pretty good mood the day after anyways.

For a split second I thought that second story was going to involve the President, Mary McAleese's baps.

Sadly, I can't unsee that now.

tony 2 tone

David McSavage "stand up", and the show on RTE also. Terrible stuff. Also how some of Boards fawned over him.

Biggins

nuxxx wrote: »

Did you see them do it in the papers ? Scary stuff

With the greatest of respect, with the passage of years (decades) you see a lot of crap.
You will too, have no doubt.

rainbowdrop

rainbowdrop wrote: »

Watched a video of a fella getting hit by a train once......... was horrible!

NSFW

<snip>

That video scarred me for life! How is it still going around? :mad:

steddyeddy

Theres a video of a man getting killed by a lion while his family watched which is pretty bad!

nice_very

Xivilai wrote: »

surprised nobody said "this thread" :pac:

"this thread" :pac:

Elmidena

Why is the OP banned now???

Sunshine!

Sunshine! wrote: »

Why is the OP banned now???

Re-reg of a previously banned user apparently.

KeithAFC

Seen many bad things over the years. Won't name them though. On the internet, a few bad videos, that hammer video was pretty bad.

crazypanda

A video involding two girls and one cup. Scarred for life.

CrazyRabbit

Seen a pic of Dr.Bollocko once...some charity thing.

Turpentine

crazypanda wrote: »

A video involding two girls and one cup. Scarred for life.

This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk68Znjabd4