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How did i get away with this?

  • 15-06-2011 11:03PM
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭


    I was driving to Nenagh today when i got pulled by the guards.My car was in a garage the last 2 weeks gettin work done on it and i only got it back yesterday,anyway i was driving fast along a winding backroads...It was sunny,i had my radio blaring and was happy to have my car back.I noticed a red modeo behind me but it only had 1 aerial and 4 lads in it so didnt think it could be the cops.The road opened up into a main road and i put my foot down as the road was clear ahead.The mondeo was keepin up with me so i thought he was racing me and went faster(i dont normally drive like this or race but i was just dilighted to have my car again),after about 500 yards i was doin 90mph in a 100k zone.I looked in my mirror only to see flashing blue lights on the mondeos headlights and nearly **** myself as i have no tax or nct.

    I pulled in and the guard came up to my window and checked my discs,turns out my insurance disc was also missing.I am insured but took my disc out a few weeks ago to check something and never put it back.He eat the crap out of me for not having tax,insurance or nct and for going way to fast.I told him i was insured but my disc was at home,he then asked for my license which i had thank god but it's only a provisional."Where are your L plates?".... i dont have them i said.I was just waiting for him to tell me to get out of the car so he could take it off me.

    He gave me a good talking to and i felt like i was gettin given out to in primary school again.... rightly so i supose! I took it all on the chin and didnt say anything except "sorry guard" once or twice.He told me he was a garda driving instructor training the 3 lads in the mondeo and if he wasnt training them he would have taken the car off me,he also told me not to move the car until i got somebody with a full license in the car with me,i asked him was i getting a fine and he said "you certainly might!"(doesnt make sense!) and walked back to his car and drove off.


    I cant believe my luck!...i mean i was pulled doing 140 k in a 100k zone with no tax,insurance disc,nct,no L plates and no full license driver with me.I dont think i'l hear any more about it(fingers crossed) as he took no details at all,unless one of the other guards in the mondeo got my reg.

    Just thought id put this up to see what people say.....i hope i dont jinx meself by posting this!! :D


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    You are too cool:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    dont drink and drive, you might spill some


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    He wasn't a guard.... they are all laughing about this story now, too :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Lucky bollox!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 373 ✭✭ontheditch2


    jimbob86 wrote: »
    The road opened up into a main road and i put my foot down as the road was clear ahead.The mondeo was keepin up with me so i thought he was racing me and went faster(i dont normally drive like this or race but i was just dilighted to have my car again),after about 500 yards i was doin 90mph in a 100k zone.I looked in my mirror only to see flashing blue lights on the mondeos headlights and nearly **** myself as i have no tax or nct.

    Feel good story of the day, i look forward to the time a guard lets me off. Be glad of it and learn your lesson.
    But seriously, racing?? Again, hope lesson learnt, you were lucky.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭jimbob86


    rebel10 wrote: »
    You are too cool:rolleyes:

    Im cold as ice ya mad rebel ya :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,019 ✭✭✭Cool_CM


    And this is why other learners have to pay ridiculous prices for car insurance.
    Well done.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Bike with stabilisers for you next time.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    jimbob86 wrote: »
    I was driving to Nenagh today when i got pulled by the guards.My car was in a garage the last 2 weeks gettin work done on it and i only got it back yesterday,anyway i was driving fast along a winding backroads...It was sunny,i had my radio blaring and was happy to have my car back.I noticed a red modeo behind me but it only had 1 aerial and 4 lads in it so didnt think it could be the cops.The road opened up into a main road and i put my foot down as the road was clear ahead.The mondeo was keepin up with me so i thought he was racing me and went faster(i dont normally drive like this or race but i was just dilighted to have my car again),after about 500 yards i was doin 90mph in a 100k zone.I looked in my mirror only to see flashing blue lights on the mondeos headlights and nearly **** myself as i have no tax or nct.

    I pulled in and the guard came up to my window and checked my discs,turns out my insurance disc was also missing.I am insured but took my disc out a few weeks ago to check something and never put it back.He eat the crap out of me for not having tax,insurance or nct and for going way to fast.I told him i was insured but my disc was at home,he then asked for my license which i had thank god but it's only a provisional."Where are your L plates?".... i dont have them i said.I was just waiting for him to tell me to get out of the car so he could take it off me.

    He gave me a good talking to and i felt like i was gettin given out to in primary school again.... rightly so i supose! I took it all on the chin and didnt say anything except "sorry guard" once or twice.He told me he was a garda driving instructor training the 3 lads in the mondeo and if he wasnt training them he would have taken the car off me,he also told me not to move the car until i got somebody with a full license in the car with me,i asked him was i getting a fine and he said "you certainly might!"(doesnt make sense!) and walked back to his car and drove off.


    I cant believe my luck!...i mean i was pulled doing 140 k in a 100k zone with no tax,insurance disc,nct,no L plates and no full license driver with me.I dont think i'l hear any more about it(fingers crossed) as he took no details at all,unless one of the other guards in the mondeo got my reg.

    Just thought id put this up to see what people say.....i hope i dont jinx meself by posting this!! :D

    Your'e going daaaaahhhhhhhnnnnn!!!! Mark my words;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,850 ✭✭✭Cianos


    I knocked someone down while breaking the speed limit but hey I just got my car back and I was in a good mood, the fact that I hit someone was a bit of a buzz kill, but ye know, the sun was shining and the music was blaring so what can ye do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    jimbob86 wrote: »
    I was driving to Nenagh today when i got pulled by the guards.My car was in a garage the last 2 weeks gettin work done on it and i only got it back yesterday,anyway i was driving fast along a winding backroads...It was sunny,i had my radio blaring and was happy to have my car back.I noticed a red modeo behind me but it only had 1 aerial and 4 lads in it so didnt think it could be the cops.The road opened up into a main road and i put my foot down as the road was clear ahead.The mondeo was keepin up with me so i thought he was racing me and went faster(i dont normally drive like this or race but i was just dilighted to have my car again),after about 500 yards i was doin 90mph in a 100k zone.I looked in my mirror only to see flashing blue lights on the mondeos headlights and nearly **** myself as i have no tax or nct.

    I pulled in and the guard came up to my window and checked my discs,turns out my insurance disc was also missing.I am insured but took my disc out a few weeks ago to check something and never put it back.He eat the crap out of me for not having tax,insurance or nct and for going way to fast.I told him i was insured but my disc was at home,he then asked for my license which i had thank god but it's only a provisional."Where are your L plates?".... i dont have them i said.I was just waiting for him to tell me to get out of the car so he could take it off me.

    He gave me a good talking to and i felt like i was gettin given out to in primary school again.... rightly so i supose! I took it all on the chin and didnt say anything except "sorry guard" once or twice.He told me he was a garda driving instructor training the 3 lads in the mondeo and if he wasnt training them he would have taken the car off me,he also told me not to move the car until i got somebody with a full license in the car with me,i asked him was i getting a fine and he said "you certainly might!"(doesnt make sense!) and walked back to his car and drove off.


    I cant believe my luck!...i mean i was pulled doing 140 k in a 100k zone with no tax,insurance disc,nct,no L plates and no full license driver with me.I dont think i'l hear any more about it(fingers crossed) as he took no details at all,unless one of the other guards in the mondeo got my reg.

    Just thought id put this up to see what people say.....i hope i dont jinx meself by posting this!! :D

    you are a clown and i hope your car gets crushed


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    jimbob86 wrote: »
    Im cold as ice ya mad rebel ya :cool:

    Willing to sacrifice..............another life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭jimbob86


    Feel good story of the day, i look forward to the time a guard lets me off. Be glad of it and learn your lesson.
    But seriously, racing?? Again, hope lesson learnt, you were lucky.


    Yea i no was very lucky and i really dont drive like that normaly just hadnt drove in 2 weeks and got bit carried away.Definately a good lesson.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Does an instructor have the same "power" as a normal garda? Would writing tickets be still in his resume?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    jimbob86 wrote: »
    Yea i no was very lucky and i really dont drive like that normaly just hadnt drove in 2 weeks and got bit carried away.Definately a good lesson.

    It will be alot longer than 2 weeks soon enough if you go around acting like that again


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭jimbob86


    Sheeps wrote: »
    you are a clown and i hope your car gets crushed


    baaa

    bbbbbaaaaaaaaaa


    baaaaa


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,652 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Hmmmm... that's not the wallet inspector...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    I dare you to post this in the motoring forum, strictly for the lulz of course:cool:

    They'll eat you alive.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    Did you let him cum in your mouth?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭jimbob86


    staker wrote: »
    Does an instructor have the same "power" as a normal garda? Would writing tickets be still in his resume?


    I dont no that but id think so,he was wearing a guards uniform.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    jimbob86 wrote: »
    baaa

    bbbbbaaaaaaaaaa


    baaaaa
    what car was it out of interest?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23,862 ✭✭✭✭January


    Punto or something watch...

    OP you're an eejit, and he took your address down off the license and will be sending you fines and points.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    You got away with fcuk all id say. expect a summons me thinks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭jimbob86


    Sheeps wrote: »
    what car was it out of interest?


    lexus is200


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,431 ✭✭✭cml387


    Sheeps wrote: »
    what car was it out of interest?

    His name is JimBob, so I expect it's a Dodge Charger called General Lee.
    You were pulled over by Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    1. Get away with breaking numerous laws
    2. Go online and brag about it
    3. ???
    4. Profit


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    jimbob86 wrote: »
    no he didnt i was right beside him and he took no details ya retard

    hmmmm.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,763 ✭✭✭Sheeps


    jimbob86 wrote: »
    lexus is200

    are you sure it wasn't the 98 fiesta with the blown head gasket that you dropped in to a mechanic as described in this post that I found in your post history.

    ahahhahah you drive a 98 fiesta!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭rebel10


    Sheeps wrote: »
    are you sure it wasn't the 98 fiesta with the blown head gasket that you dropped in to a mechanic as described in this post that I found in your post history.

    ahahhahah you drive a 98 fiesta!!!

    Nice:D


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