How did i get away with this?

jimbob86

I was driving to Nenagh today when i got pulled by the guards.My car was in a garage the last 2 weeks gettin work done on it and i only got it back yesterday,anyway i was driving fast along a winding backroads...It was sunny,i had my radio blaring and was happy to have my car back.I noticed a red modeo behind me but it only had 1 aerial and 4 lads in it so didnt think it could be the cops.The road opened up into a main road and i put my foot down as the road was clear ahead.The mondeo was keepin up with me so i thought he was racing me and went faster(i dont normally drive like this or race but i was just dilighted to have my car again),after about 500 yards i was doin 90mph in a 100k zone.I looked in my mirror only to see flashing blue lights on the mondeos headlights and nearly **** myself as i have no tax or nct.

I pulled in and the guard came up to my window and checked my discs,turns out my insurance disc was also missing.I am insured but took my disc out a few weeks ago to check something and never put it back.He eat the crap out of me for not having tax,insurance or nct and for going way to fast.I told him i was insured but my disc was at home,he then asked for my license which i had thank god but it's only a provisional."Where are your L plates?".... i dont have them i said.I was just waiting for him to tell me to get out of the car so he could take it off me.

He gave me a good talking to and i felt like i was gettin given out to in primary school again.... rightly so i supose! I took it all on the chin and didnt say anything except "sorry guard" once or twice.He told me he was a garda driving instructor training the 3 lads in the mondeo and if he wasnt training them he would have taken the car off me,he also told me not to move the car until i got somebody with a full license in the car with me,i asked him was i getting a fine and he said "you certainly might!"(doesnt make sense!) and walked back to his car and drove off.


I cant believe my luck!...i mean i was pulled doing 140 k in a 100k zone with no tax,insurance disc,nct,no L plates and no full license driver with me.I dont think i'l hear any more about it(fingers crossed) as he took no details at all,unless one of the other guards in the mondeo got my reg.

Just thought id put this up to see what people say.....i hope i dont jinx meself by posting this!!

rebel10

You are too cool:rolleyes:

Crann na Beatha

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admiralofthefleet

dont drink and drive, you might spill some

sunflower27

He wasn't a guard.... they are all laughing about this story now, too

Wolfe Tone

Lucky bollox!

ontheditch2

jimbob86 wrote: »

The road opened up into a main road and i put my foot down as the road was clear ahead.The mondeo was keepin up with me so i thought he was racing me and went faster(i dont normally drive like this or race but i was just dilighted to have my car again),after about 500 yards i was doin 90mph in a 100k zone.I looked in my mirror only to see flashing blue lights on the mondeos headlights and nearly **** myself as i have no tax or nct.

Feel good story of the day, i look forward to the time a guard lets me off. Be glad of it and learn your lesson.
But seriously, racing?? Again, hope lesson learnt, you were lucky.

jimbob86

rebel10 wrote: »

You are too cool:rolleyes:

Im cold as ice ya mad rebel ya :cool:

Cool_CM

And this is why other learners have to pay ridiculous prices for car insurance.
Well done.

Ruu_Old

Bike with stabilisers for you next time.

falan

jimbob86 wrote: »

I was driving to Nenagh today when i got pulled by the guards.My car was in a garage the last 2 weeks gettin work done on it and i only got it back yesterday,anyway i was driving fast along a winding backroads...It was sunny,i had my radio blaring and was happy to have my car back.I noticed a red modeo behind me but it only had 1 aerial and 4 lads in it so didnt think it could be the cops.The road opened up into a main road and i put my foot down as the road was clear ahead.The mondeo was keepin up with me so i thought he was racing me and went faster(i dont normally drive like this or race but i was just dilighted to have my car again),after about 500 yards i was doin 90mph in a 100k zone.I looked in my mirror only to see flashing blue lights on the mondeos headlights and nearly **** myself as i have no tax or nct.

I pulled in and the guard came up to my window and checked my discs,turns out my insurance disc was also missing.I am insured but took my disc out a few weeks ago to check something and never put it back.He eat the crap out of me for not having tax,insurance or nct and for going way to fast.I told him i was insured but my disc was at home,he then asked for my license which i had thank god but it's only a provisional."Where are your L plates?".... i dont have them i said.I was just waiting for him to tell me to get out of the car so he could take it off me.

He gave me a good talking to and i felt like i was gettin given out to in primary school again.... rightly so i supose! I took it all on the chin and didnt say anything except "sorry guard" once or twice.He told me he was a garda driving instructor training the 3 lads in the mondeo and if he wasnt training them he would have taken the car off me,he also told me not to move the car until i got somebody with a full license in the car with me,i asked him was i getting a fine and he said "you certainly might!"(doesnt make sense!) and walked back to his car and drove off.


I cant believe my luck!...i mean i was pulled doing 140 k in a 100k zone with no tax,insurance disc,nct,no L plates and no full license driver with me.I dont think i'l hear any more about it(fingers crossed) as he took no details at all,unless one of the other guards in the mondeo got my reg.

Just thought id put this up to see what people say.....i hope i dont jinx meself by posting this!!

Your'e going daaaaahhhhhhhnnnnn!!!! Mark my words;)

Cianos

I knocked someone down while breaking the speed limit but hey I just got my car back and I was in a good mood, the fact that I hit someone was a bit of a buzz kill, but ye know, the sun was shining and the music was blaring so what can ye do.

Sheeps

jimbob86 wrote: »

I was driving to Nenagh today when i got pulled by the guards.My car was in a garage the last 2 weeks gettin work done on it and i only got it back yesterday,anyway i was driving fast along a winding backroads...It was sunny,i had my radio blaring and was happy to have my car back.I noticed a red modeo behind me but it only had 1 aerial and 4 lads in it so didnt think it could be the cops.The road opened up into a main road and i put my foot down as the road was clear ahead.The mondeo was keepin up with me so i thought he was racing me and went faster(i dont normally drive like this or race but i was just dilighted to have my car again),after about 500 yards i was doin 90mph in a 100k zone.I looked in my mirror only to see flashing blue lights on the mondeos headlights and nearly **** myself as i have no tax or nct.

I pulled in and the guard came up to my window and checked my discs,turns out my insurance disc was also missing.I am insured but took my disc out a few weeks ago to check something and never put it back.He eat the crap out of me for not having tax,insurance or nct and for going way to fast.I told him i was insured but my disc was at home,he then asked for my license which i had thank god but it's only a provisional."Where are your L plates?".... i dont have them i said.I was just waiting for him to tell me to get out of the car so he could take it off me.

He gave me a good talking to and i felt like i was gettin given out to in primary school again.... rightly so i supose! I took it all on the chin and didnt say anything except "sorry guard" once or twice.He told me he was a garda driving instructor training the 3 lads in the mondeo and if he wasnt training them he would have taken the car off me,he also told me not to move the car until i got somebody with a full license in the car with me,i asked him was i getting a fine and he said "you certainly might!"(doesnt make sense!) and walked back to his car and drove off.


I cant believe my luck!...i mean i was pulled doing 140 k in a 100k zone with no tax,insurance disc,nct,no L plates and no full license driver with me.I dont think i'l hear any more about it(fingers crossed) as he took no details at all,unless one of the other guards in the mondeo got my reg.

Just thought id put this up to see what people say.....i hope i dont jinx meself by posting this!!

you are a clown and i hope your car gets crushed

rebel10

jimbob86 wrote: »

Im cold as ice ya mad rebel ya :cool:

Willing to sacrifice..............another life

jimbob86

ontheditch2 wrote: »

Feel good story of the day, i look forward to the time a guard lets me off. Be glad of it and learn your lesson.
But seriously, racing?? Again, hope lesson learnt, you were lucky.

Yea i no was very lucky and i really dont drive like that normaly just hadnt drove in 2 weeks and got bit carried away.Definately a good lesson.

staker

Does an instructor have the same "power" as a normal garda? Would writing tickets be still in his resume?

rebel10

jimbob86 wrote: »

Yea i no was very lucky and i really dont drive like that normaly just hadnt drove in 2 weeks and got bit carried away.Definately a good lesson.

It will be alot longer than 2 weeks soon enough if you go around acting like that again

jimbob86

Sheeps wrote: »

you are a clown and i hope your car gets crushed

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El Weirdo

Hmmmm... that's not the wallet inspector...

rainbowdrop

I dare you to post this in the motoring forum, strictly for the lulz of course:cool:

They'll eat you alive.......

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Did you let him cum in your mouth?

jimbob86

staker wrote: »

Does an instructor have the same "power" as a normal garda? Would writing tickets be still in his resume?

I dont no that but id think so,he was wearing a guards uniform.

Sheeps

jimbob86 wrote: »

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what car was it out of interest?

January

Punto or something watch...

OP you're an eejit, and he took your address down off the license and will be sending you fines and points.

SeaFields

You got away with fcuk all id say. expect a summons me thinks.

jimbob86

Sheeps wrote: »

what car was it out of interest?

lexus is200

cml387

Sheeps wrote: »

what car was it out of interest?

His name is JimBob, so I expect it's a Dodge Charger called General Lee.
You were pulled over by Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane.

My name is URL

1. Get away with breaking numerous laws
2. Go online and brag about it
3. ???
4. Profit

rebel10

jimbob86 wrote: »

no he didnt i was right beside him and he took no details ya retard

hmmmm.....

Sheeps

jimbob86 wrote: »

lexus is200

are you sure it wasn't the 98 fiesta with the blown head gasket that you dropped in to a mechanic as described in this post that I found in your post history.

ahahhahah you drive a 98 fiesta!!!

rebel10

Sheeps wrote: »

are you sure it wasn't the 98 fiesta with the blown head gasket that you dropped in to a mechanic as described in this post that I found in your post history.

ahahhahah you drive a 98 fiesta!!!

Nice:D

Sheeps

its hard to brag about this kind of thing when you drive a heap of shite

jimbob86

Sheeps wrote: »

are you sure it wasn't the 98 fiesta with the blown head gasket that you dropped in to a mechanic as described in this post that I found in your post history.

ahahhahah you drive a 98 fiesta!!!

my fathers car

Sonnenblumen

El Weirdo

jimbob86 wrote: »

my fathers car

Pfft... yeah... Busted!

phasers

That wasn't a garda OP, my mate actually bought a light off ebay and stops cars for the craic sometimes

(I think it's retarded btw)

maglite

Please update us when you get the points, tickets and summons.

Thats when the lulz start.

He spent the latter half of his shift showing the newbies how to write tickets, they'd have got to do one each

MagicSean

I'd expect a summons to court. All he has to do is remember your name and reg. Hardly rocket science.

rainbowdrop

I used to drive a 98 Fiesta..... then I traded it in for a decent car!:pac:*



*ye can check my post history and see what I'm driving cos I speak the truth (unlike the OP)

SeaFields

Seanbeag1 wrote: »

All he has to do is remember your name and reg. Hardly rocket science.

for some no....

for gardai...:pac:

Svetti Arss

You're either polish or they weren't real guards.

4zn76tysfajdxp

jimbob86 wrote: »

my fathers car

Ha ha ha ha! Your dad drives a 98 Fiesta!

Sheeps

trying to out run a mondeo in a fiesta lmao

Solnskaya

jimbob86 wrote: »

my fathers car

Which, the fiesta or the Lexus? Slightly asking for it posting all this Jim Bob, prolly better to breath a quiet sigh of relief and start looking for bits of paper. A driving licence would be a good start. I reckon the Guard was a cnut though, cos he will probably do some poor sod up to the eyes for somthing minor tomorrow, leaving you to laugh it up.

Dangerous Man

rainbowdrop wrote: »

I used to drive a 98 Fiesta..... then I traded it in for a decent car!:pac:*



*ye can check my post history and see what I'm driving cos I speak the truth (unlike the OP)

I used to drive a 98 Fiesta and traded it in for a toaster.







Actually I didn't. I don't drive. Ask me bollix.

rainbowdrop

Dangerous Man wrote: »

I used to drive a 98 Fiesta and traded it in for a toaster.







Actually I didn't. I don't drive. Ask me bollix.

Toaster probably has a bit more poke in it than the fucking fiesta I used to drive. 0-60 in about 2mins! VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Super-Rush

Trolling thread closed and op banned.