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I have a dilemma..

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  • #302
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    We wanna an update at 10:05


  • #303
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Colmo52 wrote: »
    Next time you text her include a link to this thread. :)

    Noooooooo do not do this. You'll scare the bejesus out of her. All these poeple talking about you getting into her knickers :eek:


  • #304
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    You are playing a blinder ;) Will check back at 11pm :D You should have a date for the weekend by then!! Good Luck!


  • #305
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,784 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Does she just work on the forecourt or just in the shop itself?


  • #306
    Lady Chatterton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    Colmo52 wrote: »
    Next time you text her include a link to this thread. :)
    OP, don't even think about it, she will feel set up.


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  • #307
    smugchik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 143 ✭✭smugchik


    Please give an update! This could be like one of those 'slow romance' coffee commercials...Need the next instalment, please.


  • #308
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Does she just work on the forecourt or just in the shop itself?

    You picturing her holding a long pump? ;)


  • #309
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,968 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Colmo52 wrote: »
    Next time you text her include a link to this thread. :)

    A best man is supposed to tell embarrassing tales

    Better to save this thread for the wedding reception


  • #310
    Colmo52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Colmo52


    Kiera wrote: »
    Noooooooo do not do this. You'll scare the bejesus out of her. All these poeple talking about you getting into her knickers :eek:
    MrsD007 wrote: »
    OP, don't even think about it, she will feel set up.


    I was only messing.


  • #311
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Arabella Dry Podium wrote: »
    Making you think of her in skimpy shorts. Nicccce.
    Exactly what I was thinking.

    You are so getting some, OP. Leave her looking like a plasterer's radio for all us here in AH.


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  • #312
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    mikemac wrote: »
    She gave you her finish time at 10.

    OP, arrange to meet her and walk her home. If you want to grab a pint or two on the way that's even better

    But offer to walk her home, ye can chat on the way

    Too keen?
    Yes I thinks thats jumping the gun a bit...
    Arabella Dry Podium wrote: »
    Making you think of her in skimpy shorts. Nicccce.
    Believe me I thought:D
    Joe10000 wrote: »
    Whoop whoop !!!
    Thats what I said:)
    MrsD007 wrote: »
    She has probably driven to work though ???
    I actually do'nt know if she drives
    Joe10000 wrote: »
    Only half an hour til she finishes, decisions decisions......
    I'll give her a chance to get home first
    g'em wrote: »
    she'll be in her work uniform and tired, text chat now but organise a meet up soon - don't leave it too long though, make arrangements over the next day or two. Have some cojones. Chicks love cojones.
    Cojones???
    Colmo52 wrote: »
    Next time you text her include a link to this thread. :)
    Haha bad idea:P


  • #313
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Does she just work on the forecourt or just in the shop itself?
    The shop


  • #314
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    "yeah give me a text later, i'm finished at 10, ttyl x".

    There's your instructions for what to do next.


  • #315
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    Cojones???
    Balls man, balls!!

    The things you'll be emptying all over her soon enough if you play your cards right.


  • #316
    Pandora2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 937 ✭✭✭Pandora2


    Gotta say...this is about the only thread I have ever come across on Boards where everyone and, I mean everyone, is rooting for the OP........Has this ever happened before??:rolleyes:


  • #317
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,784 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Kiera wrote: »
    You picturing her holding a long pump? ;)

    Kinda. After she filled his tank, he could have said "Now it is time for me to pump you"


  • #318
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Aw i love this part of dating, sooooooo exciting :)


  • #319
    Floodric
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 255 ✭✭Floodric


    Text her at 10 OP, keep her company on her journey home


  • #320
    Lady Chatterton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    Colmo52 wrote: »
    I was only messing.
    Glad to hear it Colmo :) You are normally sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bold, I thought you were serious!


  • #321
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,784 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Break all your lights and call in at 2159.

    When she asks if you want new lights, tell her that a date would light up your life.


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  • #322
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Good man OP. You wanna knock this thread on the head fairly soon. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell!

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #323
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Break all your lights and call in at 2159.

    When she asks if you want new lights, tell her that a date would light up your life.

    Yeah, do this if you dont want a date.

    /cringe


  • #324
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,968 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    "yeah give me a text later, i'm finished at 10, ttyl x".

    It's the x that says it all ;)


  • #325
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Kiera wrote: »
    Yeah, do this if you dont want a date.

    /cringe

    But... but you love it when I use those cheesy lines on you :(


  • #326
    Lady Chatterton
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,585 ✭✭✭✭Lady Chatterton


    stevejr wrote: »
    Good man OP. You wanna knock this thread on the head fairly soon. Gentlemen don't kiss and tell!
    I tend to agree, I'm really enjoying this thread but I'm not sure how I'd feel if I was Ciara.


  • #327
    Shifty11
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 173 ✭✭Shifty11


    This thread is a modern day version of the legendary thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055760092 - everyone is waiting in suspense for the OP to seal the deal.


  • #328
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    g'em wrote: »
    But... but you love it when I use those cheesy lines on you :(

    Ah but you're my "special" little cheese string, baby <3

    /stick with me OP, i'll make sure you get laid!


  • #329
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Shifty11 wrote: »
    This thread is a modern day version of the legendary thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055760092 - everyone is waiting in suspense for the OP to seal the deal.
    I read that the other day, it was brilliant:D


  • #330
    K-9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,313 ✭✭✭✭K-9


    Mr.Crinklewood wrote: »
    Break all your lights and call in at 2159.

    When she asks if you want new lights, tell her that a date would light up your life.

    Come on baby light my fire.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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  • #331
    cosanostra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭cosanostra


    This thread has just given me the motivation to get the bulb fixed in my car!

    Well done OP


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