I have a dilemma..

Cill Dara Abu

Looking for some advice on this.

So theres this petrol station up the road from where I live, I went in last Monday to get a light bulb for my car, the owner was there and he went out the back to look for the right one for me, then a girl that works there came over we started chatting while I was waiting for the bulb, just chatting about normal every day stuff, the weather and the like, she then asked me did I have a girlfriend, I said no and she said "thats cool" and giggled a bit, at that moment the owner came back with the bulb and I left.

So just now I went up to get credit for my phone and she was there again, did'nt really chat this time because the shop was busy, but I could see that she was smiling at me alot, she's a fairly good-looking girl and i'd go as far as to say i fancy her.

Now I know the next step would be maybe to ask her for her number, but believe me i'd rather die because i am very shy and just do'nt have it in me, I can't look her up on Facebook because I only know her first name(it was on the bottom of the receipt... stalker I know:D).

Anyone have any advice as to what to do next, that does'nt involve blasting her with piss.

Kiera

Next time you're paying for something slip her your number with the money.

KeithM89_old

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Anyone have any advice as to what to do next..

You should probably install that light bulb...

TheZohanS

Write your number on a piece of paper and give it to her, smile and say sure drop me a text sometime. Then leave. Don't Facebook stalk her, that's creepy.

mikemac

Buy a pack of condoms

She'll say but you told me you didn't have a girlfriend just the other day.
So you say, they're for you

Chris P. Bacon

Wait outside the garage till she finishes and follow her home,women love it when you follow them .

Dangerous Man

What sort of car is it?

El Weirdo

Kiera wrote: »

Next time you're paying for something slip her your mickey with the money.

Fixed.

D1stant

The next time you go in. Pass her a note with the money that goes along the lines of your thread. i.e Im a shy but misunderstood Gem - Fancy a pint? - type of thing


















And then book the next flight to Sidney coz the Cops will be on your ass Perv Boy:D

Radharc na Sleibhte

Blast her with .... aw.

mattjack

balaclava,sawn off....and jump the counter....

Gary4279

Dangerous Man wrote: »

What sort of car is it?

So long as its not a van....

flutterflye

It sounds to me that the girl is quite forward herself, so maybe let her lead it to that direction if you really can't muster the courage?

Continue smiling, chatting and being friendly when you see her though.

Or just knock back a pint or two and ask her?

Or get her number or surname (for FB) from someone who knows her?

Cill Dara Abu

KeithM89 wrote: »

You should probably install that light bulb...

Done!

Dangerous Man wrote: »

What sort of car is it?

Nissan Almera..

Kiera wrote: »

Next time you're paying for something slip her your number with the money.

I thought about this alright, maybe my best option

Cill Dara Abu

Gary4279 wrote: »

So long as its not a van....

Why?

thehairyelbow

Go back to the shop NOW and ask her out. Then come back here and tell us how you got on.

Jesus.... shouldn't I have more in life to look forward to on a Saturday night?

Dangerous Man

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Done!


Nissan Almera..


I thought about this alright, maybe my best option

Yeah - Nissans are good.

mikemac

Ask yourself:

What would Feeky Magee do?

Radharc na Sleibhte

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

I thought about this alright, maybe my best option

Sleaze!
Ask her what time do ye close? working late? when you get off etc.
Then +1 on the follow her home.

BBDBB

ask

her


out

Radharc na Sleibhte

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Go back to the shop NOW and ask her out. Then come back here and tell us how you got on.

Jesus.... shouldn't I have more in life to look forward to on a Saturday night?

Better than Saturday Night Watching Miriam to be fair.

Cill Dara Abu

thehairyelbow wrote: »

Go back to the shop NOW and ask her out. Then come back here and tell us how you got on.

Jesus.... shouldn't I have more in life to look forward to on a Saturday night?

Shop closes at ten:(

Cill Dara Abu

BBDBB wrote: »

ask

her


out

Easier

Said

Than

Done

Jackasaurus rex

have a stupid amount of money in your wallet so she thinks your a rich bastard when your paying. and ask her do they stock extra large condoms. you class act

thehairyelbow

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

Better than Saturday Night Watching Miriam to be fair.

mmmmmmmm......... dunno.....

El Weirdo

Seriously mate, this is no dilemma. She's gagging for ya. Bite the bullet and ask her out - you'll regret it if you don't.

Good luck and let us know how you get on.

Cill Dara Abu

I'l go in tommorrow and try the whole sliiping her my number with the money, but if she does'nt text me I'l never go in there again.

Chris P. Bacon

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

I'l go in tommorrow and try the whole sliiping her my number with the money, but if she does'nt text me I'l never go in there again.

What does she look like?

BBDBB

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Easier

Said

Than

Done

Balls!

"Hi, I was wondering if you fancied going out for a drink one night?" - SHUT UP and wait

easy

the groutch

Don't ask her out, as soon as you do, a guy with a plastic bag on his head will come in singing "**** your Nissan Almera, I've a horse outside", and steal her off you.

Cill Dara Abu

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

What does she look like?

She's medium height, long black hair, medium build with a very pretty face.

Nodin

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Anyone have any advice as to what to do next, that does'nt involve blasting her with piss.

Is it all blasting, or just blasting with piss that you're ruling out?

thehairyelbow

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

She's medium height, long black hair, medium build with a very pretty face.

Aww shucks....... you is in lurve...

Cill Dara Abu

Jackasaurus rex wrote: »

have a stupid amount of money in your wallet so she thinks your a rich bastard when your paying. and ask her do they stock extra large condoms. you class act

I use my Laser card, and it takes awhile for that to process.

Vanbis

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

I'l go in tommorrow and try the whole sliiping her my number with the money, but if she does'nt text me I'l never go in there again.

She might save you the bother and hand in her notice

seriously thought go for it and good luck

Radharc na Sleibhte

BBDBB wrote: »

"Hi, I was wondering if you fancied going out for a drink one night?"

"no thanks"

"oh, ok"

Morto.

Cill Dara Abu

Nodin wrote: »

Is it all blasting, or just blasting with piss that you're ruling out?

No blasting of any description

Cill Dara Abu

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

"no thanks"

"oh, ok"

Morto.

Exactly I'd keel over with embarrasment



maybe then i'll get mouth to mouth.....from the owner:(

Radharc na Sleibhte

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

She's medium height, long black hair, medium build with a very pretty face.

She sounds a bit medium tbh.

Chris P. Bacon

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

She's medium height, long black hair, medium build with a very pretty face.

How big are her tits

Saila

the groutch wrote: »

Don't ask her out, as soon as you do, a guy with a plastic bag on his head will come in singing "**** your Nissan Almera, I've a horse outside", and steal her off you.

ahhhh thats better *sips funny juice*

"thats a very important u"

thehairyelbow

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Exactly I'd keel over with embarrasment



maybe then i'll get mouth to mouth.....from the owner:(

What does the owner look like? think about it.. free bulbs for life.

Vanbis

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Exactly I'd keel over with embarrasment



maybe then i'll get mouth to mouth.....from the owner:(

You sure the owner isn't her father.

Starscream25

its as simple as this, ask her does she go out much in town?whereabouts?oh ya i go there myself sometimes.im headn there next week, might see you there. and when you see her out chat for for a few minutes, and then say right ill let you at it, presumably she'l be out with her friends, and then say before i go can i get your number. but this is the long way of doing it. you could go down right now and just ask for her number,it would be a start anyway

amacca

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

Looking for some advice on this.

So theres this petrol station up the road from where I live, I went in last Monday to get a light bulb for my car, the owner was there and he went out the back to look for the right one for me, then a girl that works there came over we started chatting while I was waiting for the bulb, just chatting about normal every day stuff, the weather and the like, she then asked me did I have a girlfriend, I said no and she said "thats cool" and giggled a bit, at that moment the owner came back with the bulb and I left.

So just now I went up to get credit for my phone and she was there again, did'nt really chat this time because the shop was busy, but I could see that she was smiling at me alot, she's a fairly good-looking girl and i'd go as far as to say i fancy her.

Now I know the next step would be maybe to ask her for her number, but believe me i'd rather die because i am very shy and just do'nt have it in me, I can't look her up on Facebook because I only know her first name(it was on the bottom of the receipt... stalker I know:D).

Anyone have any advice as to what to do next, that does'nt involve blasting her with piss.

I reckon I used to be someone like you OP....actually still in some ways and you can take it from me that if you dont ask her out you will in all likelihood regret it (even if she turns out to be psychotic bint or flat out rejects you and laughs cruelly afterwards while throwing herself at the sandwich boy)

and you can also take it from me that you will see her going out with someone later on down the line and you will wonder what could have been....so - try to minimize as many off the opportunities life will take to saddle you with regrets by seizing opportunities as life presents them

walk right back to that shop/petrol station/whatever......dont give a flying fook whos there or how busy it is and ask that girl if she would like to go out for a drink/coffee etc sometime and avoid letting shyness spoil years of your life. - although dont skip the queue or elbow people out of the way

you will wonder in years to come why you didnt and you will see that all the things you were worried about, all the things that were holding you back are pretty much meaningless etc etc


(unless of course its a tranny called frank you're interested in and you didnt realise - check if she has an adams apple)

oh and of course if all else fails then you should blast her with piss whether you want to or not - seems to be the done thing around here - the wd40 of afterhours

Nodin

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

No blasting of any description

Well, as you've ruled out the reasonable options, I'm afraid I can be of no assistance.

billyhead

Look mate. If you fancy her ask her out. Lifes to short for regrets. Shes not going to bite your frigging head off.

Cill Dara Abu

Vanbis wrote: »

You sure the owner isn't her father.

Yeah im sure

BBDBB

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

"no thanks"

"oh, ok"

Morto.

ie, end of dilema

thehairyelbow

Wonder is she sitting at home now looking at Boards reading this.

General General

BBDBB wrote: »

Balls!

"Hi, I was wondering if you fancied going out for a drink one night?" - SHUT UP and wait

easy

Radharc na Sleibhte wrote: »

"no thanks"

"oh, ok"

Morto.

Radharc, that's not what happens... it's:

"no thanks"

"oh, right then... so I suppose a quick blow is out of the question?"

& off you go...

billyhead wrote: »

Look mate. If you fancy her ask her out. Lifes to short for regrets. Shes not going to bite your frigging head off.

Well... not bite anyway..