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  • #962
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Hmmm what would get on OldGoat's .... Goat?? We could try and tie him up and tickle him unmercifully :)


  • #963
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    lock the gin cabinet and hide the key in alices winter drawers


  • #964
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Ramette wrote: »
    Hmmm what would get on OldGoat's .... Goat?? We could try and tie him up and tickle him unmercifully :)
    For free? Score!
    BBDBB wrote: »
    lock the gin cabinet and hide the key in alices winter drawers
    /Swings the banhammer...just saying.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #965
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    harsh but fair:(


  • #966
    big b
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,432 ✭✭✭big b


    big b wrote: »
    Been on boards 4 years or so, and in my last week here (going abroad) I find what would have probably have been the perfect forum for me!

    So, I'll wish you all the best, you have a good mod here, hope your threads don't get overtaken by young wans who just have to post everywhere, and....

    enjoy!:)

    edit: didn't notice Beruthiel was modding here too, I'm sure she'll be very good too!
    OldGoat wrote: »
    You'll still be able to log in from abroad. What better way with keeping up to date with the news of Oul Oirland.

    That was 24 pages ago!:eek:

    Well settled into my new home & way of life. Sitting in the garden, it's 21c, sunny, and ...winter! I should have a few days here & there now to catch up on life in the Auld Sod.
    Had a bit of an old look around the forum & things seem to have settled down nicely:)
    Hope everyone's well & enjoying life.


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  • #967
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    BBDBB wrote: »
    harsh but fair:(
    Whats the point in having Mod powahs if you don't gt to abuse them on occasion. :)
    big b wrote: »
    That was 24 pages ago!:eek:

    Well settled into my new home & way of life. Sitting in the garden, it's 21c, sunny, and ...winter! I should have a few days here & there now to catch up on life in the Auld Sod.
    Had a bit of an old look around the forum & things seem to have settled down nicely:)
    Hope everyone's well & enjoying life.
    Feck off you with your good weather news. Looking out on another cold wet rainy summers day here.
    Great to hear you are settling in nicely. The locals treating you well?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #968
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Pssssssssst Alice.

    *speaks in hushed tones*

    I tried to get OldGoat for you... I drank his gin and replaced it with water...... But I feel sort of...errr well sort of ummmm I'll be right back just got to go and feed the dog.... or something........Oh Gawd Not again!


  • #969
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Arraghhhhhhhhhh! Poison! I've been murdered. I'm done in. I'm melting, I'm melting, I'm...

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #970
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Ah for goodness sake Rube! What did you do that for? Boiled milk and toast for you for 24 hours.

    Old Goat, I ain't finished with you and I think swinging the ban hammer is very unbecoming behaviour. You weren't poisoned anyway, Rube replaced the liquid paraffin with water. Only water, so get over it (as the young folk would say)

    I'm on a day off tomorrow so I'll think of somepin...


  • #971
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Water?! You let me put water into my alcohol system? No wonder I'm dying...dying dja hear...dy

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • #972
    Cicero
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Water?! You let me put water into my alcohol system? No wonder I'm dying...dying dja hear...dy

    Relax!! It's uisce beatha....!:p

    Ramette wrote: »
    Evening all :)
    What are yeah all wibbling on about? Me thinks yea have been smoking cicero's ahem dodgey cigars ....

    Scuse me, they're the very best montecristos Old Goat's money can buy:D

    Hey all..not round much at the moment so just dropping in to say hope you all are having a good Summer...I'll come here to moan and shout and slag when I can but time not my own at the moment....

    Cheers..:)


  • #973
    BlancheSparks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,371 ✭✭✭BlancheSparks


    Cicero wrote: »
    Relax!! It's uisce beatha....!:p




    Scuse me, they're the very best montecristos Old Goat's money can buy:D

    Hey all..not round much at the moment so just dropping in to say hope you all are having a good Summer...I'll come here to moan and shout and slag when I can but time not my own at the moment....

    Cheers..:)

    Hurray Cicero found you at last..... it's not easy to escape us back in TLGH:)


  • #974
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Cicero's alive :D
    Old Goat you are such a Drama Queen :rolleyes:, you are not dying so stop your ramblings..
    And none of these four letter acronyms... do ya hear... unless we get a glossary

    Alice fancy a cuppa?


  • #975
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Ramette wrote: »
    Cicero's alive :D
    Old Goat you are such a Drama Queen :rolleyes:, you are not dying so stop your ramblings..
    Harrumph! Messing with a mans gin - it's indecent.
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=72650757&postcount=572
    And none of these four letter acronyms... do ya hear... unless we get a glossary

    TLGH - The Laughing Gnome Home, a private forum or social group (can't remember which) that the members of are trying to get escallated to full forum status. Cicero and CDfm are amongst their numbers

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #976
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Harrump yourself.. if you hadnt unlawfully pinched Alice's pink slippers you wouldnt be in the state you are in... and we still havent heard an apology?? Poor Alice is going round in her bare feet (and by god her bunions are a sight to behold)

    by the way i did spot the bottle of port on your drinks shelf?.. i really would love a hot port with a slice of lemon, cloves and a big spoon of sugar:)

    And Laughing Gnomes... :eek: Gnomes are evil beings, out to take over the world and ... (shivers)... they freak me out!


  • #977
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,644 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Ramette wrote: »
    Harrump yourself.. if you hadnt unlawfully pinched Alice's pink slippers you wouldnt be in the state you are in... and we still havent heard an apology?? Poor Alice is going round in her bare feet (and by god her bunions are a sight to behold)
    Ahem...
    OldGoat wrote: »
    I deny all culpability. I'm inculpable of harming pink fluffy things.
    by the way i did spot the bottle of port on your drinks shelf?.. i really would love a hot port with a slice of lemon, cloves and a big spoon of sugar:)
    Two on the shelf and a few laid down for occasions. :cool:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #978
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oh I was in the Gnome Home - CDFM invited me. Must search out the link.

    I don't dwink alcohol (piously) but I'd love a coffee and a fat cake.

    Hi Cicero, nice to see you.


  • #979
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Ahem...



    Two on the shelf and a few laid down for occasions. :cool:


    oi! no porn!:p


    TLGH http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/group.php?groupid=218


  • #980
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Thanks BB - who's got porn?


  • #981
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    I got all excited there for a second I thought he said PRAWN and I was feeling a little peckish.


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  • #982
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    prawn.. porn.. all a bit fishy to me

    now what to cook for dinner.. hmmm


  • #983
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Eeeeeugh - don't like fish at all!

    How 'bout some good old fashioned bacon 'n ' cabbage for dinner? Should be soft enough for those with no teeth and is bit more flavoursome than steamed chicken...

    BTW, don't tell Old Goat, but I found a bottle of his gin - hidden in the cupboard under the sink soooo I doctored it a wee bit.....

    I need to buy new slippers - though I sadly regret me pink fluffies


  • #984
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    *With the thought of bacon and cabbage in his head the ever hungry young (ha) man runs to the shop and buys a pair of pink fluffy slippers for Alice, with long bunny ears on them ....size 12.*

    Here you go Alice, mmm that smells nice what you got cooking?


  • #985
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    i bought you these :)
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    i made flapjacks, ate half of them.. feel sick now! no dinner for me!


  • #986
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Alice1


    Oooh nice slippers Ramette - size 5.5 I hope.

    Rube, size 12 what do you mean size 12 *Ali gets very high pitched*
    I'll have you know that my feet are small and dainty - not giant sized clod hoppers.


    Now I'll do a few spuds to go with that bacon and cabbage.


  • #987
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    will there be parsley sauce?


  • #988
    Alice1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,692 ✭✭✭Alice1


    *Ali does the thinned lips look*

    Indeed tis far from parsley sauce you were reared. You'll ate what you're gev

    Anyway, this is boiled bacon - moist and tender an' needs none of yer fancy highfalutin' sauces.

    Hrrmph


  • #989
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    *sits patiently at the table with washed hands and no complaints :)


  • #990
    Ramette
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    jeepers Alice no need to get your granny knickers in a twist

    i'll make my own parsley sauce then **flounces off**


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  • #991
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    *coughs politely and tucks the table cloth under me chin


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