All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Alice1 · 27-05-2011 08:45PM

Quiet in here tonight - are y'all out on the razz?

Ramette · 27-05-2011 09:30PM

Hey Alice

I'm here but I warn you I am in foul humour and have eaten my weight in ice cream and now feel sick (sigh)

Rubecula · 27-05-2011 09:54PM

I am in a great mood, end of a hard week and now Neil Diamond is on the TV. Yeah ok I am a bit of a softy but I do like him.

Oh and next week the boss is on holiday and I am in charge.... Sweet revenge *imagine wicked manic giggling here.*

Alice1 · 28-05-2011 01:58PM

*Ali backs out of the room slowly*

Ramette is in there spitting fire and eating Haagen Daz by the bucket load and Rube is foaming at the mouth and grimacing while making the most awful manical laughing sound.
This is not a good place for me....

Ramette · 28-05-2011 05:29PM

Evening all, Whats for dinner?

Alice1 · 29-05-2011 09:16AM

Mashed chicken an' mashed spuds followed by tapioca - so pleasing to the eye as well as the palate

OldGoat · 29-05-2011 12:30PM

Jam in the tapioca?

Alice1 · 29-05-2011 02:46PM

That would be an extravagance - reserved for special occasions

Rubecula · 29-05-2011 07:19PM

Always been a semolina man myself, but I suppose I am just a man of mad passions. Semolina and strawberry jam..... all hot and steaming...LUVERLY.

Ramette · 29-05-2011 08:32PM

What??? Rub is all hot and steamy??

Alice1 · 30-05-2011 06:53AM

Spending too much time with Old Goat if you ask me - he's leading him astray - into his debauchery and burlequery....

Where is Cicero?

Rubecula · 30-05-2011 07:57AM

Oh yes Alice. Most certainly is Old Goat to blame. In reallity I am a sweet innocent young man.

(Well one out of four anyway)

Now where are those magazines I was collecting? You seen them? The *cough cough* motoring magazines *wink wink*

OldGoat · 30-05-2011 12:15PM

I don't lead people into their corrupt state, I simply guide them to the destination. I am but a waymarker on their paths to a hedonistic lifestyle.

Hedonist guide maps for sale - €125 each. Don't all rush at once, plenty for all.

Rubecula · 30-05-2011 12:28PM

You charged me 250! Oh hang on there are two the same stuck together.

This "Turn left at the goat" looks a bit ominous though.

chucken1 · 02-06-2011 06:44PM

Evening all

Did ye miss me? No?

Alice1 · 02-06-2011 07:06PM

Eeerm, do I know you? Are you a member? You can't just come waltzing in here - tis a private club.

Apply to Rametter for a membership application form.....she is usually around ......somewhere.....

chucken1 · 02-06-2011 07:25PM

But I have my membership card!!! Hope its the right one now

Alice1 · 02-06-2011 08:15PM

Ah Chucken darling, is it yourself? Really need to get my specs changed. Hm, I see the ID card alright. Do you know, (and please don't be offended) that is not the best photo I've seen of you. In this photo, there seems to be a little ....erm....well, facial hair problem? Have you tried Immac or Nair?

chucken1 · 02-06-2011 09:40PM

They told me it was ok to spray that "new" stuff on my veggie garden

Ah its not that noticable really,is it?

OldGoat · 02-06-2011 09:42PM

Evening everyone.

Is there any ice in the fridge? My martini glass needs chilling.

chucken1 · 02-06-2011 09:47PM

Only that oul frozen stuff Old Goat....couldnt get any fresh!

BBDBB · 02-06-2011 10:00PM

hmmm, theres a gap in the market, instant ice from a packet, just add water and freeze

could be a winner:)

chucken1 · 02-06-2011 10:01PM

You know what BB..you could be onto something!!

Ramette · 02-06-2011 10:51PM

Evening all

What are yeah all wibbling on about? Me thinks yea have been smoking cicero's ahem dodgey cigars ....
And who used up the bog roll and didn't replace it??

BBDBB · 03-06-2011 06:40AM

bog roll?? luxury!

torn up newspaper seperated the men from the boys back in the day

morning all those who were spared

Rubecula · 03-06-2011 10:16AM

Good morning BBDBB

Newspaper? Luxury, you want to try corrugated cardboard boxes........

Hmm that reminds me, I am running out of cardboard here.

Hey Ramette, just to let you know, those giant marshmallows are a bit tasteless, I know I had a few but even so I can tell tasteless marshmallows when I eat them. The bit in the middle was a bit chewy too.

BBDBB · 03-06-2011 11:10AM

when I say newspaper, that was the good days, some days it was sandpaper.........still, you learned to take the rough with the smooth in those days:p

OldGoat · 03-06-2011 11:25AM

Call that rough? I once had to stay in a hotel suite that had no bidet!:eek:

chucken1 · 03-06-2011 07:23PM

Aw poor fella

That must have been terrible :P

Alice1 · 03-06-2011 08:23PM

No no no, dock leaves will sort the men from the boys!

All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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