All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

Ramette · 03-06-2011 11:48PM

Evening all, hope we all used suncream today? Can't sleep due to house alarm going off, always one going off somewhere for a bank holiday weekend (sigh)

OldGoat · 04-06-2011 11:00AM

I've found that using some of that expanding sealant foam stuff works wonders - and after it's been ringing for more then 20* minutes you are entitled to do this.

*Made up FACT that might not hold up in a court of law.

Ramette · 04-06-2011 11:36AM

hmmm could i use the 'OldGoat' advised me to do this argument at my court trial???!! though i swear i would be tempted to give it a go!
On a seperate note where is the sun gone?
Guess I will have to do some gardening/clearing/mowing instead
LOVE lazy Saturdays:)

Rubecula · 04-06-2011 10:36PM

*farts and scratches before rolling over on the couch*

Somebody mention lazy Saturdays? Oh and while you are at it can you move my feet away from the fire as they are starting to get a bit too hot.

Ramette could you call Alice to get my slippers for me as well?

Ramette · 04-06-2011 10:39PM

Phooey Rub you need to cut down on the beans /fans face..
And I think Alice is wearing your slippers and I ain't gonna tell her to take them off

chucken1 · 05-06-2011 02:15AM

Rubecula wrote: »

*farts and scratches before rolling over on the couch*

Somebody mention lazy Saturdays? Oh and while you are at it can you move my feet away from the fire as they are starting to get a bit too hot.

Ramette could you call Alice to get my slippers for me as well?

Hubby?? :eek:

Alice1 · 05-06-2011 08:56AM

How very dare you - I am not wearing your slippers Rube. Twould take a braver woman than me to put on yer oul shabby slippers - I pride myself on my pink flufffy ones....by the way, has anyone seen my pink fluffy slippers cos they seem to be missing...

Would someone open a window- Rube, you really must cut back on the fibre in your diet.

Where is Old Goat - out on the razz I suppose?

Rubecula · 05-06-2011 09:43AM

The last time I saw Old Goat he was int he pub showing the remains of the pink fluffy pair of rabbits he had shot....... Oh I don't think I was supposed to mention that..... Forget I mentioned it eh?

Alice1 · 05-06-2011 07:37PM

Old Goat has my slippers! Oh this is war, ladies, I say this is war.

He's gonna be sorry. Real sorry....

Ramette · 05-06-2011 07:40PM

Now look at what you have done Rub... Alice is on the warpath..
**Ducks behind sofa** - someone let me know when the bloodbath is over

chucken1 · 05-06-2011 07:53PM

I'm here beside you Ramette :eek:

Ramette · 06-06-2011 09:49AM

Chucken my joints are protesting, how much longer do we have to stay here? (love the sofa!) I am supposed to be doing the mini marathon in a couple of hours so i need to stretch my auld limbs...
Surely Alice has retrieved her slippers and punished the offender accordingly by now?

OldGoat · 06-06-2011 10:35AM

I deny all culpability. I'm inculpable of harming pink fluffy things.

Ramette · 06-06-2011 10:58AM

does anyone believe OldGoat is unculpa..inculpa... eh not guilty?
Anyone? naw didnt think so....
Love Bank Holiday Mondays... we should have them every week

Bloody house alarm going off... may need to borrow some sealant foam :rolleyes:

Alice1 · 06-06-2011 11:43AM

Get from behind the sofa girls, you need to limber up for the Mini Marathon.

Old Goat, I'll fix you yet *Alice gives Old Goat a dark look*

The house alarm, I can sympathise - can you ask the owner for a key or somepin? My DH asked mr next door for a key after I threatened bloodshed!

OldGoat · 06-06-2011 01:43PM

/Sees Alice's dark look, mistakes it for flirting.
:cool:

Rubecula · 06-06-2011 04:39PM

*hides and waits for the sound of rolling pin hitting headbone*

Alice1 · 06-06-2011 04:51PM

Oh nothing quite so violent Rube... bit more subtle....*Ali sniggers a bit*

Ramette · 06-06-2011 05:17PM

Ramette crawls in the door *i did a personal best at the mini marathon*:)

So what did i miss, did Alice torture Old Goat whilst Rubecula looked on in glee? Well Chucken tell me all...

chucken1 · 06-06-2011 06:16PM

Ramette wrote: »

Ramette crawls in the door *i did a personal best at the mini marathon*:)

So what did i miss, did Alice torture Old Goat whilst Rubecula looked on in glee? Well Chucken tell me all...

Did you run it?? wow :eek: Well done you

Im a teeny bit afraid of what Alice may have in mind for the men.
I left the sofa pulled out in case we need to hide again!!

Rubecula · 06-06-2011 06:30PM

*has head under the coffee table in the erronous belief that if he can't see you, you can't see him*

(Well done Ramette, you brave little woman you.)

Get it over with Alice I can't take this much longer, my nerves won't take it... *Listens for the shrieks of agony from OldGoat*

Ramette · 06-06-2011 07:11PM

ah i mostly walked with a bit of jogging...:o
Looks like me, Rub and Chucken will be spending the night behind the sofa... **settles in with a packet of iced caramels*
Ah sure dont think there is much on telly anyway...
Pity cicero isnt around to put some order on Old Goat...

chucken1 · 06-06-2011 07:23PM

Well run,walk or crawl..you did it

Good on you!

Ive some biccies for later if we get hungry

OldGoat · 06-06-2011 07:27PM

Ramette wrote: »

put some order on Old Goat...

Eh? Oh OK, I'll have a large gin

With it I'll raise a toast to you Ramette for your endevours. Well done and congratulations.
/Tips hat

Ramette · 06-06-2011 08:25PM

Why OldGoat you charmer you **Bats eyelashes furiously**

And nothing nicer than two Marietta biscuits stuck together with butter... yum!

chucken1 · 06-06-2011 08:37PM

Dont go falling for his oul charm now Ramette :eek:

Do you want a mug of hot tea for dippin the buttered biccies?

Ramette · 06-06-2011 08:46PM

Make mine a chamomile.. thanks:)

Alice1 · 06-06-2011 11:11PM

Ramette, well done you - congratulations on the personal best! Proud of ya girl.

Don't worry girlies - I've fixed Old Goat - he just doesn't know it yet! You know that gin he loves .....well.....it isn't gin now...bathroom may be busy later...

OldGoat · 07-06-2011 10:24AM

hehehehehe, I haz the constituation (and digestive system) of a goat. :cool:

Alice1 · 07-06-2011 07:13PM

Oh I can't believe this! He should be very weak and ill - I put loads of liquid paraffin in that gin bottle. It's not fair - he is fine - hopping around like a - well - like a goat.

This calls for another plan - I don't forgive the murder of my pink slippers easily.

All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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